[Mom - I read your blog, pal]
Doh! Should have thought of that.
So I tried to appear appropriately chastised while she scolded me about respecting privacy and blah, blah, blah and all of that.
Then, she invited me to look at this most disturbing photo of a hapless gal getting mauled by a gang of teenage guinea pig thugs! Look, you can even see that they are wearing their gangsta bling! [Mom - those aren't guinea pigs, those are baby Labradoggies, like Randi and Sophia-brador].
Uh, hello? I don't think so, what do you think, I'm some kind of idiot?
[Mom - Well, pal...]
Not! Rhetorical question! Anyway, those are so not puppies of any sort, let alone beautiful Labradoggies! What are you thinking? This is what a proper puppy looks like.
Damn! I'm good looking!
Next, I was invited to comment on this movie
My comments? First of all, Louie looks like a cool dude. Secondly, great to see that the movie does include an actual baby Labradoggie.
Third... are you INSANE???? Do I want some horrible hump meister getting his freak off on my head and my nether regions? I don't think so! I want a puppy! Not some little squirt determined to make my life miserable (Louie, dude, I feel for you).
[Mom - They are still little puppies, we need to wait and see if one is right for you].
I'll tell you how to see if one of those mutant attack guinea pigs is right for me. Send them to Bogart and put them through his jerky machine, and then we'll see.
What is up with Mom? Is she out of her mind? I'm just going to let the whole thing drop and enjoy the football game. Pats rule!!!
Mango Man! Oh yeah!