I have become fixated on the Westminster Kennel Club and the great Conspiracy of terriers to win more shows than anybody else. Thanks to the fact that I subscribe to Mental Floss I found a most interesting video about robots. Apparently, this prof stays at home and uses his robot to teach his classes. Its kind of creepy. I thought, maybe they do the same thing with the judges at Westminster. Maybe they aren't humans at all, but... ROBOTS! Robots controlled by... terriers! Sure enough, after much searching I found this extra double top secret photo taken in the Westminster sound booth! Busted!I knew it!!! The whole thing is rigged! I need to call the New York Times right away, but first... I ordered this most awesome toy in the mail!Yes, its a USB Hump Meister Dog ! I'm not going to bother to show you a video because if you go to YouTube and Google USB Humping Dog you can see several action movies. I only enjoyed it for a short time before Mom grabbed it to take to work to show off to all her urber geek friends.
Momma likes her work because she says it is a safe place for all those loser nerds like her to congregate. Whatever! It seems my new toy was a big hit and she has totally stolen it to keep at work because she and the uber geeks find it endlessly fascinating. Jeez!
I have to note that I lost some of my MANGOISTHEBESTDOGGIEINTHEWORLD points this morning. Its all because of Rocky the psycho attack miniature poodle. Usually when I see him I go into a sit stay and let him go all cracker dog at me without comment. But today he was really slinging the dirt and he made a comment about Momma that I could not let pass. So I started barking back at him and Momma had to grab my collar and hold me back and then I was a "bad dog." Sigh... if she knew what that stupid Rocky was saying she would have let me at him.
Finally, what's this monkey doing on my back?
Mango Man! Oh yeah.