BUT NOT ALONE!!! I wanted company! So a yelled at Mom to come out, but she wanted me to come in, so she picked up the bully stick and brought it in and then I picked it up and brought it out and then I yelled [Mom - that's not yelling, pal, that's pathetic whiny cry baby Momma's dog sound]. Yeah, whatever! I can yell really loud so that the neighbor doggies can hear me even with the windows closed and sometimes they start yelling too! Its a cacophony!
So that went on for a while. Mango in, Mango out, Mango yell, in, out, yell. I needed a new strategy. I tried... Mango pout! I even had the suds machine all warmed up.
Alas, Mango pout did not work, so I went back to Mango in, Mango out, Mango yell, in, out, yell until Mom advised me to "SHUT UP! YOU WHINY BABY MOMMA'S DOG" Actually, the language was a bit stronger, but I will refrain from a direct quote so as not to offend the ladies. Let's just say that Mom succeeded in communicating her message to me.
Mango Man! Oh yeah!