I am alarmed by the rash of spontaneous explosions of things. I originally thought that when Cookie's cat exploded, it was an isolated event. But then I found out that one of Joey's pillows blew up right in his face! As if that wasn't enough, the Zoo Crew's Momma's work bag popped open totally on its own and spewed out hazardous waste!
Yikes! Now I'm on the lookout for something to blow around my house and let me tell you, I am on pins and needles. What if the duckie goes kaboom when I am visiting with it? I was feeling a bit nervous just being in the house with all those potentially explosive devices, so I asked if we could make a run to the dog store to calm my nerves (oh, and can I please drive this time?)
Phooey, stuck in the back again.As usual, my car cookie. Yummers!Hmmm... what's that I spy poking out of the bag?Dexter had to go to the doggie dentist today to get some toothies pulled. He has what you call a severe over bite, so his baby canine toothies weren't closing right and kind of hit the top of his mouth. The doctor thinks that without the toothies, his jaw will right itself before his big boy teeth come in.
To pull his teeth, they had to give him a wee bit of the laughy gas. It was supposed to wear off by the time he got home, but I'm not so sure...While Dexter spent some time getting his act together in his cage, I inquired if there might be a bully stick available, and.... oh boy oh boy oh boy!!! I haven't had a proper chewie since junior came home! I took that sucker right out into my big yard and cranked up the suds machine full blast!Suds everywhere! Notice suds puddle to my right and majestic string o' suds draped on my leggie.This is livin'Meditation time. I relocated Dexter's cage into the study because Master was making terrible loud banging sounds working on the living room addition.I am demonstrating my technique for achieving a deep and restorative state of meditation.Ah! Little Grasshopper learns quickly.
Mango Man! Oh yeah!