Proceed to poopy place…
Even if distracted by my most enticing butt (actual customer photo)
The Magic Poop Leash will keep them focused on the task at hand.Viola! Thar she blows!So get Mango’s Magic Poop Leash now for only $999.99!
But wait! There’s more!
If you order now, I’ll throw in the Mango Pee Pee Barbie-Q for free!
That’s right, you heard me, FREE! That’s a $9999.99 value yours FREE if you order now.
The Mango Pee Pee Barbie-Q comes totally saturated with actual REAL Mango pee! Guaranteed to make even the most clenched up guy or gal let it ALL go.
Ahhh... what a relief! Actual Real Human Testimonial – Hi, I am an actual real human with an annoying pee-wee midget little puppy dude who just doesn’t know when he has to pee or poop. Thank goodness for Mango’s Magic Poop Leash! I can just throw it on and... instant production! No more messes in the house. And the Pee Pee Barbie-Q, well, you can just imagine! Plus, ever since I started shampooing with Mango suds, I have 200% less grey hair!
Oh yes! Mango suds! The first 1200 orders will also get a FREE case of Mango suds! Oh yeah, you heard me, Mango suds. Great for coat conditioning, lubricant, stain removal, AND removes fine lines and wrinkles in humans.
So hurry up! You could be getting a $9,999,999.99 package for cheap. You ask, Mango Man, how can you afford to let these products go for so little? Because I CARE! And I don't want anybody to have to suffer through the pains of house training new baby the way I have. You have my word! Money back, guarenteed (after a fashion).
Don’t wait! Order now, operators are standing by.
WARNING. Mango's Magic Poop Leash is not intended for use by full sized doggies.
Do not operate Mango's Pee Pee Barbie-Q while driving. If pee-pees persist more than four hours while using the Mango Pee Pee Barbie-Q, you are totally messed up. Ingesting of large amounts of Mango suds could provoke the squirties! Please seek medical advice.
Mango suds are not intended for external use by humans under the age of 50.Mango Man! Oh yeah!