Next up, I tell you that my stuffies typically last for many months because I know the proper way to play with them. So imagine my surprise when I found my Santa Stuffie in this condition! Eiyeeee! Some sort of alien thingie sticking out of his belly. I suspect junior had a hand in this.
Santa is currently... retired.
Now what? Pee-wee is pulling a nutty in my water bowl!
Kid's really losing it.I tried to get a sip in before he drained the tank, but... The day did take a turn for the better because whilst I was out showing Dexter how to examine the perimeter, who should walk onto my estate, but none other than my human brother, Jake!Not much can provoke me to actually, dare I say, break into a jog, but my human brother is like the coolest guy ever and I am always beside myself to see him. So watch out, here I come! Full throttle Mango!Whoops! Crotch sniff.Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Jake gave me plenty lovin while I poured out my tales of woe over baby brother and sick Momma and Master. He is sooooo understanding. Really knows how to communicate with a dude.Anyhoo, besides seeing me, the other reason he came over was because there was a lectrical incident when Master was working on my living room addition and somehow this light fixture which is totally in a different room went all ker flewy.I would have fixed the darned thing myself, but it involved going up a ladder, and, well, just not my forte, OK? Jake is a jolly-man elect-twist-can which is the next best thing to being building inspector Mango when it comes to solving the lectricity problems.
Sure nuff! With my help, it was all fixed in a jiffy. Let there be light!
Mango Man! Oh yeah!