Sunday, April 13, 2008

Bitey Face

I have instructed pee-wee in the art of bitey face and maybe it wasn't such a good idea, because he wants to play ALL THE TIME! Now when I am reclining on my observation deck, he attacks me!

And well, there is nothing to do about it, but hoist my most large and handsome self up and have a go at the little chap (love it when he squeeks).

Momma can only stand it for so long before she calls a time out.

I have taken over obedience training of the squirt as I was not satisfied with the results thus far from Momma's pathetic attempts to tame the beast.

See? I have already taught him the down stay.

Mango Man! Oh yeah!

P.S. Gotta abandon the pooter for a while because Momma says she HAS TO DO THE INCOME TAXES TODAY OR ELSE! Makes her grouchy.


Mack said...

I think pee-wee Dexter's new name should be Squeaky! He sure does it well!
And we know all about taxes. Mom has been griping about them all week.

That video of you snoring is awesome!

Jamie said...

We want to come to Massachusettes and play bitey face too! It's one of our favorite games.
BTW, Payton has a little crush on Dexter! Sorry Mango, we're all partial to Labby boys in our favorite color!

The Labragals

Sophie Brador said...

Mango, Pretty cute. It occurs to me that no matter how much Dexter grows, he will always be peewee.


babyphat523 said...

That photo of you two after Mom calls a time out - you and PeeWee are sitting down so hard on your behinds, it is adorable!

xoxo :)

Peanut said...

I would love to play bitey face with you. Dexter's squeaking would drive me crazy. Your mom should already have her taxes done. It's not right she takes the computer away from you because she's a procrastinator.

Randi said...

Hi Mango! My mom is tearing up cuz she is smiling & laughing so hard at your Wookie sounds! How much of a royality check do you get every month in the mail from your Star Trek Wookie voiceovers? That must be how you earn your keep!

You might wanna make your ma get back on the 'puter & check out my bloggy today...I gave you a shout out as a penace for my mom cuz she called you a big baby while encountering the force field...

Love & Licks,

Asta said...

You awe a wondewful looks like youw baby bwuddew obeys you pawfectly..but watch ut fow those baby shawk teefies theiw little but lethal...Thank you so much fow bwinging the mango suds to my pawty..they weally made the balloons the best!!!

love you good luck to youw pawents wif the dweaded taxes
smoochie kisses

Agatha and Archie said...

Wow Tell your Mom to not waste money at the class as you are doing a better job!!!!! We have to do those tax things too with them......Oh boy get ready for swearing you will probably hear it! Lov eA+A

Noah the Airedale said...

Mango mate, you're taming of the Dexter is excellent. I need you here to tame these girls. I'm losing control.

Hugs and tail wags

Maggie & Mitch said...

What a sassy little brother you have, Mango! It's good that you push him around and let him know who's boss!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

wally said...

Whoa. I should have you give lessons to my sissy. She needs to learn that down stay SHUT UP trick.

wally t.

Joe Stains said...

So Dexter has a squeaker? Where is it, do you bite his belly??

Chef said...

Mango! You make us smile. You really do. We love your videos.

You are amazingly patient with Dexter. Looks like he can be a real little pest. But I think he got the message.

Love ya, Mangobman!!

xoxo Chef

Amber-Mae said...

I think I'll get very very irritated if a little stinko is at my face all the time. I would have bitten that little fella till it squeaked too!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Hee got to see you got Dexter well train now.
Are you going to help your mom on the taxes?

~ Girl girl

Penny & Poppy said...

Mango, you are so gentle with the squirt! He squirms and squeaks a lot, but he doesn't run away. He must like it!

Poppy & Penny

The Zoo Crew said...

i don't know if my mom will let me play bitey-face with willow (or her with me!)

i'll keep you informed......only four more days til willow is home!!!


Stanley said...

Aw, Mango.

It's like watching a video of my own life, man. I too love it when my sissy squeaks, but she's usually the one making most of the noise. She sounds like a giggle stick most of the time.

I think you should market an audio disc and scent disc combo of your wookie sounds and Mastiff smells. It's sure to be a best seller. (You'd think I was angling for a job as your manager, but I'm not. I just think the world could do with a little more Mango.)

Goob love,

Cassidy said...

Nice work Mango, can me sign up for your school please?

Cassidy x

cookie said...

Hey Mango Man! Wow, bity face seems like Alot of fun!!! He squeeks like a toy.....Don't try to unstuff him though, that makes moms very grumpy.
I'm glad you took over his training. It takes a real man to train those things!

Cookie and crew