Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Mango's House of Yummers

Here at the Mango estate, it is important to stock lots of yummers foodies so that Mango can have snackies whenever he wants. Here is just a sampling...

For this one, you need to do the work (and it is a seasonal yummer). First, put water in your outside water bowl. Leave it overnight and when you wake up... it will be ice!

Remove ice from water bowl and you have an ICE PIZZA! Yahoo!Next up on my list of yummers... PEANUT BUTTER! Oh yeah! Right off the spoon!Then, for a change of pace, you can try these...Sure its health food, but it still qualifies as yummers!

Finally, while nobody is looking, check out this puppy food. It is so yummers it must be made with real puppies!

You are asking, "Mango Man, how can you eat eight cups of kibble, a big can of wet, all those yummer foodies and still maintain your most handsome profile?"I will tell you. I have mastered the Mango Man calorie burning meditation. Oh yeah! I can burn off all those foodies just lying here and thinking fitness thoughts.
Mango Man! Oh yeah!


Stanley said...

Mango Man!

Looks like you have a whole route of yummers that you count on daily. Very cool.

Something I found that makes the peanut butter just fly into your mouth is to distract the hooman who is feeing you from the spoon in the hope that they will put the spoon you just ate from back in the peanut butter jar. Then, that makes it YOUR peanut butter jar. Try it. It really works.

Goober love,

Peanut said...

Oh I wish I had all those treats. We get pretty much nothing lately our mom is so mean

Sami said...

oh Mango, I just love your buring calorie technique and will be trying that one out! I have never had puppie kibble made with real puppies, how does it taste? You sure have lots of Mango treats around the Mango Mansion, gosh your so lucky! I need a Mango Mansion! Do you have a butler too? or are you training peewee for that job? You go my Mango Man!

Lovie Dovie Girl- Baylee

Sophie Brador said...

Mango, you might be on to something with that calorie burning meditation thing. Just the other night, I saw some guy on tv who was yacking on about losing weight by tapping your cheek or something. If he can get a tv show ... and he wasn't even handsome ... you surely can!


Lorenza said...

Hi, Mango Man!
Thanks for sharing your technique! Maybe with it my mom will give me more treats!
Kisses and hugs

Harry said...

Do you think that meditation technique would work on an aged Airedale?

Toodle pip
Harry x

Maggie & Mitch said...

OMG, we never knew that the ice water trick was called ice pizza! Thanks for making it taste even better, Mango!
We love that 2nd pb picture of your ruffled tongue!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Penny & Poppy said...

Hey Mango! Do you think that meditation technique would work for hoomans to lose weight? Mom wants to try it! The ice pizza thing wouldn't work at our house right now...no freezing weather, thank doG!

Poppy & Penny

wally said...

I tried to eat this post. It didn't taste as good as your yummers look.


ps. Penny tells me we all have the same collar (blue with hearts). Great minds think alike!

Agatha and Archie said...

We eat the some stuff....and we love those chicken things!! As for penut butter...sometimes when we have been barking non stop PL1 puts peanut butter on the roof of our mouths..Yeah REAL nice....then he laughs at us trying to get it off...He is a sick man..... Could you teach us how to meditate??PL2 says she doesn't think we have ever stopped once,for even one nanosecond..Love A+A

Deetz said...

I haven't gotten to try peanut butter yet. Bet it is good. Guess what? I tree'd a raccoon this morning. You would have been so proud of me. Wish mum would have gotten pictures though.

Chef said...

Yo Mangodude. I'm coming over to your place cuz I don't get so many yummers in one day 'cuzza my sensitive stomache. If I ate like you, I'd be going on runnies instead of walkies !!

Your pal Chef (burp.. mom gave me a Dingo last night after my yukky bath and now I have a tummy ache.)

Mr. T-Bone Beasley said...


Ice is the best! You do have such a great figure, meditation works...I'm am also living proof of that! Eat and sleep, eat and sleep...it's like aerobics!

My human got my chewy from petsmart, it's the filet mignon nylabone! Woohoo for chewies!

Mr. T-Bone Beasley

Joe Stains said...

I sure wish someone could train tanner to meditate and lose weight, he is FAT. All he does when he sleeps is fart!

MJ's doghouse said...

oh mango...i just cant get enough of your mangoness....i wish i had an observation deck like yours...i have a lawn...and when i go to the park i have my little mj mountain...but at home...just the lawn...oh well...i will always have my mango to watch..

Noah the Airedale said...

Ah calorie burning meditation, sounds brilliant. Pinky is interested in that!!!

Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess & Lucy

babyphat523 said...

Deeelish Mango! Lots of yummifiying goin' on!
xo :)