Monday, May 19, 2008

Back Home, Back to Normal

Whew! Back home from the big party down under! Momma wouldn't let me take the good camera and so I had to take a disposable and its still being processed. Oh man! Fortunately, Noah posted some really rockin shots that will give you an idea of all that went on.

I was pleased to find that a package had arrived for me whilst I was on vacation.
Open it already! Let's see what I got!

Ho-hum... glucosamine for my big joints.A new monkey! Momma wouldn't let me have him because she wants to use him as a centerpiece on the dining room table. I wish she would at least take him out of the bag before he all suffocates.And.. oh no! A furminator! Eyieeee!!! I figured that after Peanut's furminator attacked his momma that she would know better than to let one of these in the house! I think that it injected the looney juice into Peanut's mom, because look at what happened to her.

Please don't use that thing on me. I don't want to go cracker dog!

Momma said it pulled so much hair out that she is going to use it EVERY DAY! Oh, the horror.Must have been good grooming day because my nails were declared TOO LONG and I had to go to the doggie doctor to get them ground down.Here's my after photo. It doesn't really bother me, but I pretend it does so that momma will provide a continuous stream of yummers during the process.I've received several concerned notes regarding Joey's blog about his momma buying Mango foodies at the grocery store. I don't know what the heck that stuff is, but last time I checked, I am still intact. Woot!So it ain't me.

And finally, I have learned to keep all chewies as close to my large and menacing jaws as possible... even if I don't really want them, just to keep pee-wee from getting them. Everything on the estate belongs to Mango!

Mango Man! Oh yeah!

30 comments:

Saint Lover said...

Welcome back from "down under" - looks like you made quite a haul. Isn't the furminator to die for! Its awesome!

You're going to be one of the most handsome dude's on the block ;)

Joe Stains said...

with much trepidation I tried the Mango today, and it was delicious! I am so glad its not you because I am going to eat it ALL! I am so glad I dont have one of those furminator contraptions!

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mango!
Sure Joey was confused about the mango he had at his house!
Are you going to make a pillow with all that hair??
You have big paws!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Peanut said...

Ah maybe that is what happened to mom. I will have to chew the furminator into submission. I can't believe your mom isn't going to let you have that toy. your nails look great.

Sami said...

How is my Mango man? I would love to join you on your next trip. Did you get any good yummies from the down under?

Oh guess what Mango? I will be 2 tomorrow and I heard Mommy tell Sami she got me something special and a strawberry cake with whip cream...oh I can't wait till tomorrow. I will have her take plenty of pictures. Oh that Sami is going to be so jealous of the pressies I will get, I just know it. I am so excited!

How old are you Mango?

Well better go..mommy is telling me to get off the computer and go to bed...darn caht later with ya!

Your lovie dovie girl,
Baylee

MJ's doghouse said...

wow..i am so excited that you are still around mango man...you and all your bits....i have never seen one of those furminators in our house...my mom just used a plain old comb....she says i am naturally beaaaaaaaaaaautiful...

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Oh glad you're not the Mango in Joey's house. that furminator looks scary to me..

~ Girl girl

happy said...

I've not seen the furminator before (thank goodness for that!) Just sniffing over to say hi!

Maggie & Mitch said...

Now why would your mom want to use your new monkey as a centerpiece? What kind of pawty is she throwing, Mango?
We're so relieved to see you intact! Joey's posting really had us worried!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Ferndoggle said...

No. No. No. Noooooo!!!! Not the furminator!!! Poor Mango.

Sherman

Deetz said...

Hi Mango, I am glad you enjoyed the scary eye contest...It was alot of fun and alot of work counting all those votes yesterday. Mum and I are catching up on blogs now.
I wouldn't like that brush at all...The monkey is gonna die if she doesn't take it out of the bag....
Deetz

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Glad woo are bakhk!

Khan't wait to see the pikhs!!

I bet it takes a lot of juice to keep your joints jumpin' -

Nice to see your pieces of Mango are still there ;-)

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Mr. T-Bone Beasley said...

Mango!
My human got the Joanne Shenandoah CD too! When I go to work with her and start to get super hyper, she puts it on and I get a nice cchewy and fall asleep. I finally learned how to jump up on the bed and on the couches! So I'm working on my meditation skills in those new places. It would be fun if you put out an instructional DVD to all dogs that show us the proper ways to meditate, and the best ways to do it!

Slurp!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley

Mr. T-Bone Beasley said...

Mango!
My human got the Joanne Shenandoah CD too! When I go to work with her and start to get super hyper, she puts it on and I get a nice cchewy and fall asleep. I finally learned how to jump up on the bed and on the couches! So I'm working on my meditation skills in those new places. It would be fun if you put out an instructional DVD to all dogs that show us the proper ways to meditate, and the best ways to do it!

Slurp!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley

Snowball said...

Hi Handsome, Do the furminator really works in reducing having shedded fur around the house?

Luv
Snowball

Chef said...

Thank goodness I'm bald or I'd get that furminator thing. Your brindle butt looks just like mine!

By the way, have you heard about the International Goody Exchange? Check out my blog and see if you want to pawticipate.

xox Chef

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Ur huge, Mango...just ur nails are bigger than Lac's paws!!!!!

What IS ur mom thinkin' bout that furminator...ya don't have any fur...well...short flat non fuzzy fur...we'll show ya fur...

We need to go to Peanut's blog...can't figure out how the thing attacked her...hmm....

That monkey is gonna die in there...let him out.....send him here!!!

Barkies, Scruffdude

Deefor said...

Glad you had fun. That furminator thing looks scary. I hate that stuff. Nice monkey and your nails look very nice.

Deefor

Toffee said...

Mango!
I am so glad that the Mango foodies were not yours!
You are looking so handsome after your furmination and dremmel! It is a good thing that you are comfortable with your manliness to admit to getting pedicures! ...or is it pet-icures?
woof!
how bout that No hitter!
cheers,
toffee

babyphat523 said...

What a pretty manicure you've gotten Mango! Hope your Monkey lives longer this time. :)

xo :)

Stanislaw said...

Dear Mango,
Your are equal to 11.5 of me, which means that you must also be 1,150% crazier than I am. That makes you sound like a super duper awesome guy.

I hope my humans don't find out about that furminator. I'm still trying to get rid of that stupid buzzy thing that steals my manly beard.
-Stanislaw

Biggie-Z said...

You peticure looks very snazzy, Mango. Mama Clare swears by the furminator; I may have to buy one!

Biggie

Mack said...

Mango,
Wow - you got some big paws dude! I am major jealous!

Let us know if the furminator mysteriously gets chewed to bits.
See ya,
Mack

Emma the Golden Girl said...

and the Canine Kids said,
Hey Mango,
We are so glad you are okay. We got worried about you when we were reading Joe's blog.
We love the presents you got, especially the monkey in the bag!

Deetz said...

I know, my ears are starting to look really freaky, uh..I think mum is going to trim me up while she is on vacation next week and something about a bath and stuff...
Deetz

Mr. T-Bone Beasley said...

Does your mom cover your pills in Kong Paste too?

And have you gotten to massage and meditate with the new monkey yet?

Slurp!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley

Noah the Airedale said...

Has monkey been released from the plastic bag yet...we're rather concerned....

Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess & Lucy

Stanley said...

Mango!

Glad you still have your bits, man. And, WHOA! That monkey is gooberliciously amazing. Why does your mama want to waste its life as a centerpiece?

Maybe you'll be able to think of the furminating as some type of alien massage. Does it feel good at ALL?

Goob love,
Stanley

T-Bone said...

You are a gloriously large dog!!! Amazing. I love your blog!!!

Agatha and Archie said...

Oh Mango,Thak goodnes you are all there we were sooooo worried9 and we didn't think you were orange anyway) You are one handsome dude!! Love A+A