Monday, May 26, 2008

Memorial Day

It being Memorial Day and all, momma gets to stay home from work and do... NOTHING! Hooray! Because doing nothing translates into spending quality time with my most huge self. The weather here in Master Chew Sits is very nice and subsequently I am enjoying my outside estate. I started the day off with a little pee-wee bitey face action.

All that action made me thirsty. Time to freshen up the pool.

Of course, drinking directly from the hose is always the most satisfying.Uck! No wonder the water gets dirty.My new friend, little Gaia told me about a yummers foodie called Sardines. I suggested perhaps its time to fire up the mastiff mobile and acquire some sardines for Mango.

I do not approve of the interior decorating that went on inside of my mastiff mobile yesterday because it resulted in my cozy bed being tossed in the trash. Now look! Only a bed for my bottom.And a pee-wee sized cozy bed (which sinks of labradude).Sigh...Our Stop 'n Shop is super duper high tech and they have these scanning things so that you can scan and bag your groceries while you shop.See? Scan.Shop. Mmmmm... sardines.It tells you everything you bought and how much money you owe.Momma had to take a picture of these cause they are just too ugly. Giant fists with Red Sox stickers on them. Unclear what one is supposed to do with these things.As usual, I attempted to force myself into the front seat for the foodies, but I was once again thwarted.And told that the sardines are for later. AND I have to share them with you know who. What a meanie!Just looking handsome.Mango Man! Oh yeah!


babyphat523 said...

Hi Mango!
Your Mango-mobile is insanely clean! My mum doesn't remember what the interior walls of our Element looks like, It has been covered with doggy floogys for the longest. We give new meaning to "stained glass". :)

Hope mum is enjoying the wonderful weather with your magnificently gi-normous self and pain-in-the-patootie Pee-Wee.

xoxo :)

Snowball said...

Is your hooman going to replace you with a new bed? They should since they threw away your old one. You have to have a comfy bed in the Mastiff Mobile when you travel your know.

You look very handsome and huge. I think you need a bigger kiddy pool.

Peeesss: The dead sea mud is meant more for reducing my muscle aches. I think it does help to make my coat whiter too.


Sami said...

Oh Mango,

I couldn't find the lion in the video but then I realized it was you with that most fierce growl. Oh that is a grwol I bet all the dogs are jealous of! Dexter sure likes to bit at you and play. Mommys says Dexter is a cutie pie whatever that means. Never seen those shop-n-go thingies must live in a high tech town!
Did you like the sardines? We never had them but something tells me they are kinda fishie, hee hee.

You lovie dove girl Baylee

Nessa said...

Hey Mango! Holy cow you're bigger than Pooka! We didn't think ANYONE was bigger than Pooka...

Maggie & Mitch said...

We need to know how you liked those sardines, Mango!
That's sure a strange way to pay for stuff! Whatever will they think of next?!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Peanut said...

Oh if you like canned sardines you should try whole frozen ones. Yummy stuff. They are the only who non canned fish Flash or I will eat.

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Great game of Bitey Face!

Woo are soooo the winner too!!

Please tell us what woo think of the sardine thingies!!!


Biggie-Z said...

Howdy Mango. That PeeWee is getting big! Well, bigger than your head, at least.

Speaking of heads and sardines, my humans decided to try me on some new fish. Normally I just eat fresh whitefish stock and soup bones, which I like. But my humans decided to get fancy at the fish market this weekend and they bought me a whole salmon head and also a mackerel. I don't like the mackerel, and the salmon head took me a while. I think they are trying to turn me into a bear?? Then I smelled so fishy AND I played in a kiddie pool at the dog run and so they had to give me a bath. That'll show them. Everyone's covered in my fur now.

Happy weekend,

Biggie-Z said...

p.s. I am relegated to the Kim Jong Il (Gentle Leader is too nice a name) because of my mom's splurgery and also I barked and lunged at some things yesterday. With this hot weather, the dog house isn't that bad a place to be...

Saint Lover said...

hahaha - that video! I swear I heard you snort Mango! Love ya dude!

How long will it take you to get that insanely clean mangomobile full of slimey goobers?

Sophie Brador said...

Mango, I think what they did to your mastiff mobile is unforgivable, but that vid of you and peewee is darn rootin'tootin' cute.


Agatha and Archie said...

Well there is nothing like starting the day with a good game of bitey face..although you look like you could put Pee Wee's whole body in your mouth!!! Now that is some fancy Stop +Shop!! Pl2 says she is jealous because her Stop and Shop doesn't have that!!!!! She is thinking maybe she wouldn't spend so much! We LOVE sardines!! We can't wait to see if you do!!! (it does give you fishy breath) It was glorius today! Love A+A

Amber-Mae said...

Eeee, that Pee-Wee is soo floppy! I bet his whole head can go inside your mouth. Sardines? Not sure if I can take fish or not biut will give it a try some day.

Butt shakes,
Solid Gold Dancer

Girl Girl Hamster said...

That looks like a fun trip out. Your shopping place sure look high-tech. Did you get the sardines for dinner later nite?

~ Girl girl

happy said...

Hi Mango, did you enjoy the sardines?

Joe Stains said...

first of all those fists are clearly for bopping Red Sox fans on the head! I need some!!! Also, that store is pawesome, Mom is so jealous. She loves gadgets and she loves self checkout because it reminds her of playing store when she was younger.

Abby and Jack said...

Happy Memorial Day Mango!

Jack and Abby

Mack said...

Hi Mango Sexykins!
Paris Rain here!!

Pee-Wee is not such a PeeWee any more!He is getting big.

Mack and I play like that too!

And you grunt like me!
Bye large and lovely one,

Penny & Poppy said...

Did she take away all your Mango art from the windows? There must be something illegal about that. We love the Grandpa Angus bobble head! It was soooo nice to see you at the skating pawty. You are amazingly agile for your hugeness!

Poppy, Penny & Patches

Ferndoggle said...

Mango, I would LOVE to play bitey face with you. It's the bestest game ever...and I'm super good at it.


Noah the Airedale said...

We love sardines but we haven't had them in ages....just hoki fillets....hmmmm hoki fillets...

Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess Lucy

Toffee said...

So how'd you like your sardines??
My mom says that she has never used those super duper stop 'n shop "gun things" but is super curious about them.
It looks like you had a fabulous weekend!

jen. said...

Hey mango man... We just put up an Ode to Mango post on our blog! Thanks for the meditation advice, Love Bu

wally said...

Oh Master Chew Sits looks fun. I would like some of that bitey face action. And i can vouch for the sard-dines.


Deefor said...

Hi Mango
Do they take you into the grocery store? Lucky you. How was the hamburger? I think those ugly things are for dogs to chew.