Thursday, May 1, 2008

Trading Spaces

OK, I need to trade up to a human who has at least a clue about the interior decorating, cause this is the state of my living room addition.


What is this? Some sort of perpetual under construction type of design? I do NOT approve.


They have decided that the proper way to use a carpet is like this. Huh?
Plus, one cannot enjoy a proper chewie without a carpet, so I was forced to use this small and most unacceptable substitution.

Are you kidding me? Not right!Mango Man! Oh yeah!

15 comments:

Randi said...

Oh Mango! You need to call the proper local authorities & have your home declared abolutely unlivable...how can one so cute & relentless HUGE like you suffice with a teeny tiny throw rug like that?

Please tell your peoples I am ashamed of them... I hope your elbows don't hurt...

Love & Licks,
Randi

ps..you can come live with me..lots of carpet...

Joe Stains said...

Mango, you need to call someone ANYONE to help! That really is unacceptable, I would be SUPER mad if that was my house!

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mango!
Looks like you are not living in the best conditions! But I am sure that will change pretty soon! Be patient!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Sophie Brador said...

Mango, I have managed to force my human to give over an entire 6 x 8 area rug for the sole purpose of ME! She doesn't even bother to put furniture on it anymore. It is just mine and only mine!!! This is the goal. You can achieve it. Yes you can!

xo
SB

Amber-Mae said...

Oh my, the place is such a mess. That rug is a little toooo small for you don't chat think?

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Mr. T-Bone Beasley said...

Mango!

What happened to your house? Why are your masters not catering to your household needs? It's not right man!

Slurp!

Mr. T-Bone Beasley

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Hum... is your house under renovation?? Where's Dexter?

~ Girl girl

Noah the Airedale said...

Believe it or not but we understand how you feel. We have a perfectly good carpet all rolled up behind the lounge. What good is it there????? Look at you Mango...that carpet square is pathetic. It's not right buddy.

Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess Lucy

Maggie & Mitch said...

We sure do feel for you, Mango! This is totally not right! You need bigger and better!
BTW, we have that same orange vacuum monster that you have!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Stanley said...

Mango!

Maybe you should write into the show. Bet they've never had a dog on there before. I'd like to see who they'd have you trade with.

My hooman girl thinks she understands the decorating, but alas, she is sadly mistaken... just like your mama.

I'll be thinking of you eating your bones in a rug-less hovel.

Goober love,
Stanley

Cassidy said...

Poor Mango, me hopes they get the carpet put back down soon. Nothing should spoil the enjoyment of a good chewie.

Nibbles
Cassidy x

Deetz said...

Wow mango, your mum and dad must be mad at the house or something.
Its time to vote now on the contest...Dexter can vote too even though he is just a puppy.
Deetz

Penny & Poppy said...

Poor Mango! That carpet is waaaaay too small for you! We feel your pain! Our house was under construction in various areas for about the first 10 years that our pawrents lived here. We missed most of those years, but we were here for a few of them. Not fun!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy & Penny

MJ's doghouse said...

oh my gosh mango...what the heck is that supposed to be. it is definatley time fo ryou to chat with your peeps about apropriate size carpet.

Agatha and Archie said...

HOW CAN YOU EAT A CHEWIE WITHOUT A CARPET???Do you want us to call the MSPCA??Love A+A