Why is it that when Momma doesn't feel like using the pooter, I don't get to visit any of my friends either? So wrong! Sorry to all my pals... I will get to your bloggies soon.
Disturbing thing #2
Why are wheelies so totally reckless? Stuff Stan got himself into all sorts of trouble by thinking that he could take on an alligator. Now I have to pack up my bags and make an emergency trip to help with the nursing duties. I'm on my way!
Disturbing thing #3
So this morning I was all set to go on walkies and momma had been most accommodating to bring hot dogs in case I was a good dog and we were halfway down the driveway when we hear CRASH and pathetic pee-wee crying sounds. Oh no! Momma looked back and stupid midget had knocked the screen out of the window and was halfway out the window trying to infringe on MY WALKIES! We had to go back, go in, close the window, and restart. Then of course I accidentally barked at a doggie and was a BAD DOG who doesn't get hot dogs and whats up with that?
Disturbing thing #4
Grandma and Grandpa recently returned from a trip to the redwood forest of CA to visit my aunt and uncle. Whilst out shopping, they saw this!
What the... &*% What's up with this Mango mulch? Look at this! Do you think Momma is siphoning off my deposits for some sort of illicit use? You know those guys in northern CA are into all kinds of organically grown substances. Look, here is Grandma plugging the Mango mulch to the senior circuit.I can't tell from the packaging what it is or what they think it does, but I do know that I should be getting royalties.Any of you doggies out there who see this on the shelf, you MUST tell me what they claim as ingredients because I don't think there is any real Mango Man in there and I have my lawyer on speed dial.Disturbing thing #5
My most favorite person in the world, my human brother, Jake, has cats. That's not the disturbing thing because I've never actually met a cat, but if Jake likes them they are OK with me. Anyhoo, Jake is dad to the lovely Molly who is the best cat in the world.But my sister-in-law Shannon said that Molly was getting serious fur balls and collecting poopies on her bottom and something needed to be done. Oh the horror! Even her sister Cleo was frightened and barely recognized the peculiar white beastie she had become.I am calling the animal cops right now!Mango Man! Oh yeah!