Friday, June 13, 2008

A Trip to the Spa

When Momma asked me if I wanted to go to the spa for a day of beauty, I said, "are you kidding? I am so there!" But when I went to get into my mastiff mobile I saw this!

What the heck is pee-wee doing in my mastiff mobile with his cage all taking up Mango space? There is no room for me!Plus, I know that pee-wee gets the whatjercall, motion sickies and sometimes barfs in my ride. Ewwwww! Get me out of here!

Momma said that she gave pee-wee some Drama Queen, so he won't barf, but he still cried a lot and it was hard for me to simmer down.We arrived safely at the spa and whilst pee-wee remained in his cage, I received the adulation which is only fitting for my large and handsome self.Bye Momma, catch you later.Turns out that pee-wee was there for the daycare. Now I used to go to daycare myself, but I am not too fond of large crowds of strangers. Of course there was also that incident where the boxer doggie stuck his head in my mouth. And they said I was welcome back if I would leave my gajingles at home. I don't think so!

Momma attempted to take photos of the squirt doing his socializing, but there were so many black labradogs, hard to tell which one is which.

This guy was all about being king of the rock.Meanwhile, I was in the spa getting adored by many peoples who all just had to see the Mango Man because they had never seen anybody as big and handsome as myself. Look! I got a badananananana at the spa!Upon our return home, both of us were most fatigued. Me, from all the Mango worship that went on and pee-wee from what I can only imagine as a day of bitey face.Never saw the little dude so flat...Mango Man! Oh yeah!

31 comments:

wally said...

My sissy got expelled from day care, too. I had to stop going after I hurt my back (I have spondylosis like my lady Randi!). But I know it wasn't your fault that dog put his head in your mouth.

wally t.

Willow the Black Dale said...

A day at the spa!! That is way to cool Mango. My momma seriously needs to find one of those places for me. She won't because she says she will be the spa here at home!!! What's it like? Is it cool? Do they fawn all over you and tell you how wonderful you are? Aaahhh what a life you have Mango.

Willow her signing out with all the Spa envy she can muster!!!

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

I hope they don't charge woo by the pound for your spa day Friday!

Why ever would a boxer want to see the inside of your mouth? Did he fancy himself a dentist?

You do look furry dashing after your day of adoration!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Peanut said...

Oh man I am amazed they bandananaaas big enough for you.

Saint Lover said...

Awesome adventure Mango man! You look very handsome after your spa time.

I think pee wee looks zonked for the day.. you may get some peace and quiet tonight :)

Biggie-Z said...

Hi Mango. Happy weekend. I am as flat as Dexter tonight because I got a 2nd day of day care today. Usually I only get Hump Day (now I know why they call it that!) but apparently today is Hump Day too! I was banned for a little while until I got tutored too.

You sure look handsome with your giant bananananana. And I thought they was only for eating!

Anyway, I got a 2nd day of day care because Daddy is doing his business somewhere on a Glacier. I sure hope he brought enough pickup bags. I would rather have Daddy than a 2nd Hump Day any day. Sigh...

Have a good, relentlessly huge weekend.

Sighs and snorts,
Biggie

Chef said...

Aw Mangoman, you're making me laugh. You're such a big,burly, loveable guy. Hey, did one of my Boxer relatives stick his head in your mouth? What's his name? I'm gonna report him to the Boxer Association.. really, that was NOT nice!

Peewee does look kind of flat. Did you sit on him or something? haw. haw. Love ya, Mangoduderoo.

xox
Chef

Amber-Mae said...

You got expelled from daycare? I don't think you meant to chomp that fellas head right? I'm sure it got in there accidentally when you yawned. Hehehe! That place does look like fun & I'm sure little pee-wee is totally exhausted now from all the fun. Bet you smell good now Mango!

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

MJ's doghouse said...

\oh mango...you are just one relentlessly huge hunko mango...i think mommy is making me a spa appointment as well...i dont mind though..cuz usually the next day we go to the beach or something and i smell all beautiful again..i do enjoy the picture of you in your bandananananan..my mom wants to know if they used a table cloth to make that....i dont get it...she wont stop laughing...anyhow talk to you later mr big...

Noah the Airedale said...

We can see the day spa had the desired affect...you're looking stunning mate. As for pee wee, we're glad there was no barfing in the Mango mobile.....eeeep.

Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess Lucy

Maggie & Mitch said...

haha - the daycare wore Dexter's sorry hiney out! We think that's so funny! We love your bandana, Mango! Happy flag day!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Moco said...

Spa treatment is so cool. That little guy sure got wore out. Do you think he socialization is too much for him?
It's not your fault that stupid boxer put his head in your mouth.

Verdi y Gaucho tibetano en Madrid said...

wow.. mango..
the bandada in your neck is so cute...
have a grate weekend...
a big hug

Mack said...

I wish we had a spa like that where I live.

Did Dex's DramaQueen make him a little less hyper?

Hmmmmm. I've got an idea about Paris....

Agatha and Archie said...

Wow if possible you look even handsomer!!! Isn't this weather fabulous??!! Love A+A

Sophie Brador said...

He's almost a flat bassett!

xo
SB

Joe Stains said...

That sounds like the perfect day for you both. Did you get a pedicure? mud bath??? I hope peewee stays tired for a while.

River said...

Hi Mango,
A dog put his head in your mouth? That was awesome. You look beautiful, man, in your huge bandananana. Dexter is so flat, he looks like an oil spill! bol

love & wags,
River

Sami said...

Mango you got the royal treatment, your a very lucky dog! Your fur looks so clean and soft and I bet you smells good too! Handsome Mango!

Lovie Dovie Baylee

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mango!
You two had a very interesting day, each one in your own way!
You look very handsome with your bandana!
Dexter looks very tired!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Gaia the Airedale said...

Mango you are spoiled hehe. Just kidding, your bandananananna is pawesome! I wore mine today for the first time, pretty neat stuff. Glad you and pee-wee had a good time!

puppy breath,
-Gaia

Princess, Tank and Isaac: The Newfs of Hazard said...

Wow Mango Man, you are beautimous!

Ike said...

I sure wish Ike wasn't such an a*shole and could go to doggy daycare. Sounds like great fun!
Ike's mom

Deefor said...

A day of Mango worship sounds very relaxing. You look very cool. I know how it can be with the mouth. A lady put her leg in my mouth at the dog park!!

Deefor

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Woh looks like you and Dexter had a pawsome day. :) You look real handsome in the bandana

~ Girl girl

Petey said...

I hate going to one particular daycare where they don't let you have any toys at all. NO TOYS. Not even a single tennis ball. What do they expect me to do? Race around with those silly little furbee doggies (they had the nerve to put me in with the LITTLE dogs?!?) I was bored silly.

Mango, you look even handsomer than usual in your baddanna!

Your pal,

Petey

babyphat523 said...

Happy Master's Day to you. Hope you had lots of people food and treats! You look smashing in your new bandana get-up and Peewee looks plum tuckered.
xo :)

SewCrazyDogLady said...

Hey! you look like my Bullmastiff! He's very big.. (he looks like a mastiff)

Mindy Lu said...

PAW!!! Mango dude, I had a boxer put his head in my mouth too. I think mom still hasnt quite gotten over that in sa dent. Never mind I had to run through 2 doors and across a street to help him get his head in my mouth. I was innocent I say, INNOCENT! That is my story and I am sticking with it. PAW! MAX!

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

Mango, you look very handsome after your day at the spa! We hope the little labradude get unflattened soon!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

Stanislaw said...

I get Drama Queen too when I have to ride in the puke mobile!

You look extra handsome after your spa day! And maybe the pup that admires teeth is studying to be a dental assistant. I know a lot of pups that go to night school. But it's usually called "obedience" and not "dentistry."