Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Bread Machines



Hector Wheelie here for Wheelie Wednesday.




It has been brought to my attention that some of you are not familiar with automatic bread machines. Let me fill you in...




The automatic bread machine lets you make fresh bread with almost no work! You just dump a bunch of stuff into the bucket, set up the machine, and you have freshly baked bread. You can even set it on a timer so that its ready when you get home (assuming you are one of those mean peoples who abandoneds their doggies to go to WORK). Note that the floor is the best location as it tends to vibrate and could walk right off a table (as ours did). I help out with the user manual.


In case you can't read it, its called the Breadmaster Ultimate. And the zucchini bread was totally yummers! (I am still wearing my homeland defense gear as I am in boot camp with GI Joe).Hector Wheelie! Over and out!

P.S. I booked Mango for a grooming ASAP! His Relentlessly Huge self has already caused stains on the living room addition floor! I'm not sure a grooming will do the trick since whatever it is he has in his jowls appears to be at least partially permanent marker.

P.P.S. Mango didn't want to alarm his pals, but Master has been in the hospital with the sickies since last Friday. So I am asking you all to please send your doggie zen our way that he will come home soon and get better.

38 comments:

Snowball said...

My jie jie has one of those bread machines at home too. It was only used for less than 5 times and was put on the shelf to collect dust cos daddy and mummy dun appreciate home baked bread and thought that buying 1 from the supermarket is much cheaper than to bake 1. sigh...

Is that Mango man's saliva stains? Ew...ww... :P

Luv
Snowball

Deefor said...

I'm going to warn Mango about that grooming. Maybe he can hide someplace. I suggest someone to clean the floor and leave Mango out of it.

Nice tour of the bread bag.

Deefor

Saint Lover said...

Dude.. that is some serious drool! Try filtered water for him. It is most likely residue from the minerals in your water. There is orangish red stuff in our city water and it leaves stains too. Good luck with that one.

I have always wanted a bread machine, but have never broken down and bought one.

Deetz said...

My mum wants one of those now!!! She mentioned going shopping this weekend....I wonder if ours will walk off the table?

I love your hawk feather.....

Deetzy

Dozer and Coop said...

OOOOwwwwwrroooo Mango, you got some unreal drool going there big guy! I think you should bottle it and sell it on Ebay!

Actually, Mum has a smile on her face. Our living room looks like a disaster area and the couch looks like it was has a fur coat on. The carpeting is trashed and Mummy just doesn't care any more. Which either means she really loves us or is never going to invite anyone over again! BOL!

Love, Dozer

Maggie and Mitch said...

We have a bread machine too, Hector! The smells that come out of it are to-die-for! We hope you got a taste of that zucchini bread!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Peanut said...

Mom says a bread machine would be easier then making bread by hand which she does every once in awhile. Mango has acid drool or something. Might want to stay away from that hector

Shmoo said...

I hope your human man feels better and can come home from the hospital soon.

My human woman has a cold and she's unbearable, so maybe its better when they're sick someplace else.

Meeshka

Mack said...

I am sending major Macky healing vibes to Master. I sure hope he gets to feeling better soon.

Lacy said...

w00f's hope master gits better very soon...

b safe,
~rocky~

Asta said...

Hector
WE awe sending ouw love and good vibes fow youw Mastew..I hope he gets home soon and totally well!!!
That machine is pawsome..the smell of fwesh bwead dwives me cwazy(Mommi too).

I was having such a nice adventoowe, but then got tewwible news about jackson, so We'we vewy sad hewe
love and wheeley smoochies Myrna and ASTA
So many cwossed paws needed..come see my site.

Willow the Black Dale said...

ooHector,
You are with G.I. Joe. Please go to my bloggy. Melitta is missing and we have a missing sign up for her. Do you know of her where abouts? I am suspicious of you Hector! I have my eyes on you!! Send Melitta home. I am not falling for this bread machine making bread thing.

Oh by the way was the bread good. Are you going to share with Mango? Hey wait you got me off track by making me think of my tummy. Are you sure Mango is coming back? Now listen Mango is handsome and is my buddy. Be good to him.

On another note. All of our doggie zen is going out to master. We hope he gets better soon. We hope mommy stays healthy too.

love,
Willow

Eduardo said...

Bread Machine...no thanks! Mango has some mad drool!
Hugs & Snugs
Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle

Abby and Jack said...

Oh Mango! We are so sorry to hear that your master had to go the hospital! We sure hope he gets better soon! Abby also wants to say, since Jack won't admit to it, but he leaves big old slobber prints all over the house. Mommy seems to always be yelling at him for this and both Mommy and Daddy take towels to his jowly lips occasionally to get rid of Jack-slime direct from the source.

Georgeous said...

Boy I LOVE bread, despite my people saying it's no good for me I love to steal it!
Big lovies to you Daddy, Zen and Mumma's Reiki on the way.
Snuffs
George

Charlie Daniels said...

I hope Master get better soon ...

PeeEss: Mango didn't drool on him did he? ;-)

Cheers

Charlie

Biggie-Z said...

We hope Master is better soon so maybe he can take you on some walkies when you get back! (Mango, I mean, not Hector)

Cuddles and play mouth,
Biggie

River said...

Hope Mango master comes home soon! Your drool is scary!

love & wags,
River

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

WHAT?????

Please say it ain't so!

Maybe he's lost too much weight?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: and maybe some bread?

Kirby said...

I've got the Aire-Zen cranked up and sending it your way Mango. May your Master feel better real soon and come back home to you! You should bake him a big ol' loaf of his favorite bread so when he gets home he can enjoy the deliciousness you made!

Your pal,
Kirby

Lorenza said...

Paws crossed for your Master!
I hope he gets better soon!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Abby said...

Hi, Mango...

I hope Master is better soon...We're sending our thoughts & prayers...

My Mom loves her bread machine...It makes the house smell like a bakery...

Ours never walked off the counter, though...Your's must have special powers...

Abby xxxooo

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Let us get this straight. Your bread machine walked of the counter...like a Wheelie? OK..

You can fly like an eagle with one feather? Tell ur mom to increase the kibble again.

That crazy vacuum picked up that much fur RIGHT after she vacuumed?

Your drool leaves STAINS? Joey could probably give ya an award for that if he hasn't already.

You LEAVE THE BREAD MACHINE ALONE WHEN UR PEEPS ARE AT WORK ALL DAY? BAD DOGS...ATTACK.

Oh man...we're exhausted.

We hope Master is home from the hospital soonest and it's nothing serious. He will be in our thoughts and prayers.

Have you been to Jackson's blog? He needs our help,too, Mango...he's very ill...

Barkin' at ya, Big Boy!

Laciegirl

Chef said...

If the humans weren't so chubby around here, my Mama would LOVE to get a bread machine -- and bake cookies too. But they're on diets. Anyway, Mango should drink bottled water and he probably won't have that jowljunk. It's not healthy!!

Besides, that stain looks suspiciously NON-Mango to me!!

Wish the master well for us and we're hoping for a complete and speedy recovery.

xox
Chef

Mr. T-Bone Beasley said...

First of all, Hector. Watch out for the new vaccuum that your mom got the other day! It looks like it would suck the fuzz right off your back!

Secondly...I'm working up a huge amount of ESP to send off to your master and Jackson.

I hope he is feeling better!

Slurp!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley

Moco said...

We will do a circle of healing vibes for Master.
We had one of those bread machines once and it did walk off the counter. We don't know where it was going.

Amber-Mae said...

Oh, so that is how it functions! How pawsome! Say, can that "Thing" make doggy food too just as quick as it makes bread? I wonder...

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

Sami & Baylee said...

Oh Mango, we are sending slobbers of doggie zen for your master to get better. I hope he gets to come home really soon! We will say doggie prayers for him!

Love,
Baylee & Sami

Princess, Tank and Isaac: The Newfs of Hazard said...

Hopefully your dad will get better soon! Our dad uses the bread machine every now and then, too. We like his pizza bread the best.

Agatha and Archie said...

oohh we love bread!We have all paws crossed for Master,, Love A+A

Maverick the Pirate said...

Harrrrrrr
Dont let Lisa the Mean see the bread maker she might brake it Harrrr we had about 3 of them Harrrrr. Hope yer mom gets better Harrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Kodak the Eskie said...

Hey Mango! I love your name! I also love that you have a wheelie and you're not a cairne! My mom really would love a bread machine but that would be all she would eat! Warm bread, yumm..

Hugs, Kodak

babyphat523 said...

We hope your Master is up and about and feeling good soon!

xo :)
Chums & family

ps That is some potent stuf Mango Man must have in his lips!

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

We have a bread machine too and our pawrents LOVE it! You're right...it takes almost no work and makes great bread.

We are sending Aire-zen so Master comes home to you and gets better really quick!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

Niamh said...

We don't have one of those bread machines but I want one because I love bread!

Hope your dad gets better soon.

Your friend,
Niamh

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2008/08/01/vo.cuba.egg.ap

Um...the title of this cnn vidoe is Chicken Lays Mango Sized Egg.

Ouch.

Very ouch.

Lacie

Eric said...

Hector did that machine walk or wheelie off the table? Mango you need to check the machine - make sure there is not a mini wheelie in the Bread machine mixing the dough and baking up the bread... watch them wheelies ...like I said they are taking over.....everything

Noah the Airedale said...

I'm sorry I'm late visiting your bloggy this week. We hope your master is out of hospital now Mango. Is he ok matie????

Hugs and tail wags
Noah
ps.we have a breadmaker too and use it everyday for the guests.