But Momma didn't make the connection and took midget to the vet. The vet made xerox copies of pee-wee's legs and sucked out his blood and declared that he has Panosteitis. Hmm... that sounds familiar. I think one of my little black and tan pals has the same thing but I can't remember who.
So he took some Rimadyl and went to bed.
Let me tell you, Momma is pig bitin mad at the stupid resident at Tufts who didn't take x-rays and didn't even know how to examine him properly to check for the Panosteitis.
Oops, idiot labradude forgot to do his business before he went to bed. Guess I might as well freshen up too. When we got outside, we were alarmed by what we saw on the thermometer.
That's not right. Dang thing must be broken.
I can see that nursing pee-wee is going to be a chore because no sooner did he empty hisself than he wanted to bitey face.
I told him, no, you idiot, don't you see that walking on three legs is sort of a sign that you have issues? Lie down already, take a chill.Well, he limped off in a huff to sleep in the barn whilst I commenced sun baking...Now momma is all agitated again telling me to come inside so I don't get heat stoked. Huh? But it feels good... kind of like being microwaved.I hear a strange sound in the distance, almost like momma saying, "Mango, get your butt in here!"Uh, where am I? I feel funny...there's that voice again... "Mango GET IN HERE NOW before you fry what little brain you have!"Whew, that was sort of like being in a sweat tent. I think I had the out of body experience. I must be in a parallel universe because in the world as I know it, junior would never be sleeping with my monkey.Listen up! I have to go three days without bitey face because you know who is supposed to be "taking it easy." So, if any nurse doggies want to visit to keep him entertained or if anybody else wants to come over for bitey face, just let me know.
Mango Man! Oh yeah!
P.S. Whilst cousin Jack and Grandpa were shopping in Boston they came across yet another shameless abuse of my good name to attract customers.
This is ridiculous. A store that only sells one dress? Attributing it to moi? As if!