Stupid pee-wee midget is nothing but a big fake because on Sunday he was all like "Owie, I can't walk on my leggie! Oh! Carry me down the stairs, take me to the hospital quick! I need cookies, stat!" And now he's back to stealing my stuffies and being a total pain in the butt.
Because he is supposed to be resting, when I try to bitey face Momma gives ME a time out! "Oh no, Mango, stop, Dexter needs to rest his leggie." Bah, he started it. Leggie, my a*&, I'll show you leggie.What am I supposed to do with myself, just lie around?
Pathetic.Could we maybe at least go out in the yard?
Look at this cool flower we have. I think its called a cactus flower because its bottom looks like a cactus and its top looks like, let me see... a flower?
Here's our wally melon patch. I can't wait until it grows an actual Wally!Master put the cucumbers on the deck this year, but they look sad (I think I've been over watering them... just trying to help).
After only a couple on minutes outside, I realized it was too hot to do, well, anything.Other than this...At least momma broke out the doggie ice cream buckets. And I got TWO!
Mango Man! Oh yeah!
Note from momma - Dexter seemed a little gimpy last night, so I gave him a Rimadyl, but none this morning and he appears pain free. I am still limiting his activity, but his lameness seems to have vanished as suddenly as it appeared. Thank you so much for all your kind thoughts and sharing your experiences.
Mango here - told you he was a big faker.