Tuesday, July 29, 2008

I am a Bird of Prey

In order to use up some of our zucchini, momma decided to make zucchini bread. And before you go all congratulating her on being so clever, she totally cheated by making it in an automatic bread machine. Midget thought the machine was ever to fascinating, but as you can see, I couldn't be bothered.

Then due to the fact that she is let's say, kitchen challenged, even the bread made in a machine didn't come out right. See this? The front end fell off. I mean all she had to do was get it out of the bread bucket and she couldn't even do that.

Ugh. I found a feather from that hawk in the back yard. When I stuck it in my collar, I started to have a weird, out of body experience, like I was flying with the hawk!And circling for prey.Imagine a giant Mango bird of prey swooping down
Mango Man! Oh yeah!


Joe Stains said...

Dude, you'd look like a 747 up there! As for the advice about what to expect if you live with a Doofus, don't expect much of anything besides being annoyed 24X7. Seriously, Tanner hasn't learned ANYTHING in the 2 years he has been with Mom and Dad.

Niamh said...

Wow! Flying Mastiffs! You are an impressive sight Mango. The birds better watch out for you.

Your friend,

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Hey, keep dropping the pounds and you'll be in the up in the air like a junior birdman in NO time!


Peanut said...

Did you get any of that bread? My mom says you can send it to her if you want. You as a bird of prey would be to cool

Saint Lover said...

oh Mango - or shall i say Chief Soaring Hawk.

poor mommma and her bread :(

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mango!
Tell your mom that as long as the cake tastes good, it does not matter the shape!
I just can imagine you flying!
Kisses and hugs

Asta said...

I hope when you'we flying awound you come visit me..I'd love to look up and see a hooge Mango biwd flying in my window..I have something fow you..I know you aweady have it, but it desewves wepeating
smoochie kisses

Moco said...

Did you carry off those two chairs you were flying over.
Who cares what the bread looks like as long as it taste good.

Mack said...

I might be just a little concerned if I saw a Mango flying about!

Did you get any of that zuchini bread?? I bet it was deelish!

Kapp pack said...

Did woo at least get to try some of the bread?

Woo woo, kA

Aniemother said...

I think I'd be rather surprised (but happy) if a Mango bird of pray swooped in and visited. Unless a Mango bird of prey would prey on me. Then you can visit someone else.


Amber-Mae said...

Automatic Bread Machine? Never heard or seen that thing before. How kewl! So your mom cheated huh???

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

Charlie Daniels said...

I think I would be scared if a giant Mango bird swooped down on me.



Maggie and Mitch said...

We love it when the bread machine screws up! It means treats for us! Did you get to taste the zucchini bread, guys?

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Sophie Brador said...

Not only can I imagine it, I dream about it! You are awesome.


Dozer and Coop said...

Mango are you on drugs? You had better watch these "out-of-body" experiences! Send PeeWee instead and you stay home and watch Mummy. And speaking of your Mum, bread is bread. If she really loved you she would have given you the first loaf and made more bread that looked better.


Booker the Treeing Walker said...

What happened to the missing chunk? That looks just about treat-sized for you! The best thing I got lately is a couple pieces of popcorn that Man-Dad dropped. My humans are not much on treats.

Deefor said...

That is the scariest thing I've ever seen! I had to hide under the bed after seeing you flying around. If you fell you would crush our house.

My mom makes stuff like that. She tried dog biscuits once. No comment.


Biggie-Z said...

Mango, you should teach PeeWee how to open the machine. Then you can both get the bread but PeeWee will get blamed for stealing it. That's what big brothers are for, right?