Friday, July 4, 2008

Locked Out!

Master decided to paint the living room today and I had to stay outside with pee-wee lest I get some of the green on me. I was not happy!

Did you see the squirt all jumping on my head? No respect!

When I finally got back inside I discovered that my living room had slpoded and the walls had turned green! Master says it is nice to get a fresh coat of paint on the walls to cover up the Mango slobber. Yeah, whatever..

Mango man! Oh yeah!


Stanley said...

Mango Man!

Happy Fourth, buddy! Sorry I haven't been around, but my stoopid girl finally let me have free reign on the pooter, so here I am. (I've got some catchin up to do.)

I love hearing your voice. It's very melodious. Actually, it reminds me a little bit of the recordings I've heard of the mating call of the humpback whale.

Hope you're inside & not green!

Goober love & smooches,

Shmoo said...

that is just so rude. Locked out AND having that squirt leaping on your head. No justice. Go pee in their shoes.


Charlie Daniels said...

G'day Mango

Are you inside yet? Is the green stuff dry now? I can see you were being very patient with Dexter.



Winterdark said...

Oh that was just mean. TO lock you out and then film you! Cruel cruel punishment. I think you might have looked good in green. Dexter would have. Green and black go well together. Hope you get inside soon. -Bolo

Agatha and Archie said...

OMG...Mango it sounds like you are crying dude!!!!! And it is RAINING today....AND YOU ARE OUTSIDE,,,,hold on Archie is calling the MSPCA....on your humans and on the Peewee....ALL OVER YOUR HEAD.....absolutely no respect...Happy July 4th Agatha is afraid of fireworkds so we will be under the bed...Love A+A

Biggie-Z said...

I'm surprised there weren't some humpback whales beaching themselves in Master Chew Sits! Dexter is turning into a (relatively) big boy! He was doing such a good sit but then, well, it was very funny how he started jumping on you. He is a very handsome boy.

Now where was Hector during all this? Don't tell me HE got to stay inside - the unfairness of it all!

It rained here in Brrr Mont but so far today it's clouds/sun. I heard we might go to my beach later.


Biggie-Z said...

I meant, it rained in Brrr Mont yesterday but so far today looks good...

Moco said...

You tell them what you think of this whole mess. Go for it. What is with that small guy jumping on your head. He is lucky you don't take a bite out of him.

Sophie Brador said...

Mango, buddy, you are being totally abused. And, I thought Dex was growing, but he's still just a wee twirp next to you.


p.s. met a King Corso (?) Mastiff in my park yesterday. He lives in my hood!

Peanut said...

Mango that was sad. I felt bad that no one would open the door and let you in the house. Happy 4th

wally said...

I am fairly certain that is a violation of the Geneva Conventions. But I do love your new banner photo. And I make sounds like you do--maybe some day we could cut an album of duets? I'd invite Oscar but he's got a screamy voice. Not so manly.


Misha said...

Wow! Dexter is finally bigger than me! I say, next time he jumps on your head, sit on him! He deserves it!

Hope you got back inside. I'm back to hiding behind the chair, thunder & fireworks OH NO!

River said...

Wow, I could understand every word--you should be an announcer or something. It was sad seeing you looked out but looks like the green will go very well with your coat.

love & wags,

Niamh said...


That is so terrible that you were locked out of your house. I think it is cruelty to animals. I can see that your little bro is very annoying and the next time that he jumps on your head you should just sit on him. I'm sure that would put a stop to all that jumping very quickly.

The paint job looks very nice and of course now you can anoint it with fresh slobber!

Your friend,

Randi said...

Oh Jeepers...Poor poor Mango...left outside on the ob.deck to fend for himself against Tyrant PeeWee...that's not how to celebrate the 4th of July! Where's the steak? Where's the hotdogs? Where are the peoples to love on Mango Man?

My ma said you are always welcome in our house..even when there is wet paint on the walls...

Love & Licks,

Charlie Daniels said...

G'day Mango

I would be honoured to be listed as one of your friends(thanks for asking). You are now listed as one of my mates over at my place too!



Mack said...

Dexter really wanted to play and you really wanted to be let in!

I bet you could poo in the living room just to get back at them and blame El squirtino. Wait a minute, they might know it was you....

Noah the Airedale said...

OMG Mango, you do sound a bit anxious there matie and I'm sure pee wee isn't making the situation any better by pouncing on your head. Gotta say though, the green looks pretty good.

Happy 4th matie. We love the big ribbon.

Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess & Lucy

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mango!
Good job telling your feelings!
I am sure Dexter was trying to make you feel better!
Happy Independence Day!
Kisses and hugs

Chef said...

Holy cow! Mangomanoman, you really told them off!! You talk so well - you must have gone to real school or something. Look how Pee Wee is jumping on you like he's telling you to do something about this ridiculous situation! That clip was sooooooooo great! When I grow up, I want to be just like you, Mango!


Aniemother said...

I'm glad that at least you were not around when it sploded or you'd be all green too!


Amber-Mae said...

You're such a sad little pup Mango...I feel for ya.

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

Maggie & Mitch said...

That's just awful that you got locked outside with PeeWee! If you come crying at our door, we'd be more than happy to let you in! Your freshly painted walls do look pretty, Mango!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Joe Stains said...

Those were true cries of desperation. I cannot believe the nerve of Pee Wee to paw all over your head like he did. You shoulda tossed him off the observation deck! The walls do look nice tho...

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Doesn't PeeWee know woo khontrol his fate?

One khrunch with the MangoMan Jaws of Steel and all his puppy air will leak out!


Deefor said...

Very good noises. I think Dexter really looks up to you in his rude way.


Sami & Baylee said...

Dexter was all over your head while you kept trying to tell Mommy to let you inside, maybe he was trying to tell you he still wanted to play outside with you but I bet all you wanted to be with mommy inside! I like the green, very nice!

Lovie dovie,

Saint Lover said...

I could swear I hear Mango saying "mama... let me innnnnnnnnnnn"

Poor thing... what a traumatizing event to be locked out. But you sure have that woes me act down pat. ;)