Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Many Words, One Picture

I have been bloggie deprived lately and haven't even been able to keep up with my friends! And I know that this is Hector's day, but I can't find him. I am trying to quickly sneak bloggie time whilst momma is busy doing what she calls an emergency laundry.

For those of you who have asked, I used to eat 7 - 8 cups of kibble each and every day and now I am only eating five! Even pee-wee is complaining because he used to eat whatever I dropped on the ground, but now I am so starved that I pick up my own crumbs.

Thank goodness my brother, Jake, came over today to do the electricity in my living room addition. Otherwise, I would have been totally neglected.

Mango Man! Oh yeah!

P.S. As you can see, I have reclaimed my monkey stuffie, but ever since the midget has been humping it, I'm not sure how much I like the monkey.


Petey said...

Oh Mango man, I hope your starvation diet isn't making you too exhausted to blog. We love reading about your adventures big guy!

Your pal,


Charlie Daniels said...

Oh no Mango! I hope you aren't too hungry. Are they big cups or little cups? ;-)



Randi said...

Oh Mango..I love that pic of you with your BroJake & how your jowlies hang over on your paw must have lost lots of weight in your face cuz you have SO MUCH sagging facial skin..


Love & Licks,

Abby said...

Hi, Mango...

I hope you aren't too hungry...I'll ask my Mom to send you some chicken & rice if that will help...

Abby xxxooo

Maggie and Mitch said...

OMG, Hector is missing??!! Do you know if he's headed towards my house, Mango? Curious minds need to know!


Maggie and Mitch said...

Do you need us to sneak you a care package, Mango? Let us know!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Saint Lover said...

It was tough changing food for my saints too. They used to eat 8 cups and now only get 4. I had to give half a can of green beans (filler) to them for a while until they could adjust and I phased them out.

When is midget getting neutered? lol

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Maybe woo khan get some help and shokhk the monkey!

Make sure woo khonserve your strength -

You'll be under 200# in NO time - I just hope we khan see woo!


Chef said...

Geez, Mango. You may have to heat that monkey.


Agatha and Archie said...

YOUR WHELLIE IS MISSING???HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE PLOT??Eric thinks tha they are plotting a take over..we are going to see where Suliivan is.......Love A+A

Snowball said...

wow. 2 cups less of kibbles suddenly. No wonder you are starving. When jie jie put me on diet, she only cut down on the meatables and I get more vegetables. I still eat the same amount but of course I dun like it too much without the meat so I slim down... How bad can hoomans be?

I think your stuffie monkey needs to get a shower and a good sun tanning to make you forget about his affair with little pee wee. hee...


Willow the Black Dale said...

MISSING? Hector is missing? Maybe is out looking for food for you Mango and not plotting to take over our world. Then again I am just young and naive.

Now let's talk food. This is pawful Mango. We don't want you to waste away. This is a problem. Maybe they should find the doggie digestive enzymes for you!!! They have been known to help.

Please let me know if you find Hector. I will ask dad if he knows where Melitta is. Hey, you don't think they are together do you?

Deep thoughts,

MJ's doghouse said...

oh human brother rick came and slept over at my house last was so fun having someone to sleep with after mom got up....i am glad he spent some attention on deserve it my big hunka man

Peanut said...

I can't believe they cut your food back that much. That is torture I tell you. Glad you got to see your bro.

Kapp pack said...

Sorry to hear about the food rationing....I hate when the humans decide we need to lose weight!

Woo woo, Kelsey Ann

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Oh... I hope you wont shrink... That's nice that you got your monkey stuffie back

~ Girl girl

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mango!
Sure it was nice to have your bro there!
Now that your mom is doing that emergency laundry you can give her your monkey! He will be clean and smelly so you can make it dirty and smelly again!
Kisses and hugs

River said...

Have your mom wash the monkey then you can re-slobber and claim him again as your own! Glad you had some company, too!

love & wags,

Joe Stains said...

Oh Mango dude, it breaks my heart that you have lost your Monkey, your food and Hector is missing. What a bad few days you are having :(

Biggie-Z said...

It's time to start making your own food. I've been on a starvation diet lately because I had the diaries from eating too much rawhide. Now that Momma has figured that out she's cut me off from the rawhide, but wanted to make sure my food wasn't doing anything either. (It wasn't, I could have told her that)

So I had to start eating eating sticks and other wood and garbage from the street. I think she figured it out.

Wood and grass are pretty good fillers, and they're not too caloric. I'm sure you can find some of those on your estate.

Your partner in hunger,

Dozer and Coop said...

We feel your pain. We are starving here in Oregon. I feel faint...


Willow the Black Dale said...

Still no word from Melitta!! Do you think they went to Vegas!! Ya know..... what happens in Vegas STAYS in Vegas.
On no....what if they took Aire-Ruby to Erics?? Keep me informed buddy.


Asta said...

This stawvation has to looks like you don't even have the enewgy to lift youw handsome head up
smoochie kisses

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Hmm...very interesting post....take a look at the reportin' I did on the Wheelie/Stuffie activities today...sinister doings? Or innocent ramblings? I don't know what to say Mango...these Wheelies are behavin' a little strangely, we think.

And Charlie Daniel's comment is well taken. Ya need to substitute one of your mom's one cup measurin' cuppies with a MANGO SIZED one cup measurin' cup. We'll look through our cubboards for ya, Man. Can't have ya starvin'...

Lacie said to tell ya there are surgeries to get rid of that extra skin after weightloss...maybe ya might wanna look into that?


Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Hi the other Mango,
I weigh 6 lbs, I'm a full grown Maltese.
I hope you continue to drop down to the desired wt but do not feel being hungry at all.XOXO

Huskee Boy said...

Hi Mango,
STAY AWAY from the momkey no matter how much you like it... seriously!!

Sophie Brador said...

Mango! You might have to get your mom to give monkey a bath. It takes a while to build up that really good gooby stuffy smell again, but at least you can get the pee wee off of him. Poor monkey.


Mindy Lu said...

BARK!!! Hey funny dude, we nominated you for an award!
BARK- Sasha the Princess

Moco said...

We would love to get 5 cups of kibble a day. Of course our skin would stretch until it exploded, but what a way to go.

Deefor said...

That sounds like a radical diet. No wonder you are eating all the crumbs. Not sure what to say about the monkey. Maybe you need a new one.


Eric said...

Mango,me thinks the monkey should be in with the emergency laundry.

Wags, Eric x