Phew! Just too horrible to contemplate, so on to happier things.
Its Saturday! And that means the Running of the Errands in my one and only Mastiff Mobile. Hmm... it appears that pee-wee has been hoisting my ride to transport his midget monkey. Dare I enter? I mean sometimes he barfs in the car and he always farts.
But I'm a brave guy, so I got on in.
First stop was the library. As usual, I was on alert as Momma has many outstanding warrants from the library police. But mercifully, the library was closed, so Momma was able to leave her contraband books in the exterior book drop and make a quick escape.I'm trying to settle down for the next leg of the journey, but that monkey is annoying me.Not too many stops today and before I knew it, we were at the dog store! Momma immediately checked for the bad toys (of which they had none) and she alerted them to the danger.
And of course, my car cookie! Today it was a baseball (go Sox). One of the peoples at the store offered to help momma carry out her bags, but she really just wanted some Mango loving (I was too busy with my cookies for smoochie face pictures).Not only did pee-wee leave his stinky monkey in my ride, but my bed had been moved by almost six inches!!! The Mango does not like change! So I was a bit befuddled on how best to recline and found myself in this configuration.Upon our arrival at the Mango Estate, momma informed me that I was really just a bit too stinky and went for the box of butt wipes. Due to my most generous size, I am ill equipped for performing my own butt licking which would involve feats of limberness that are absent from my repertoire .So I'll admit that occasionally there is some, ahem, accumulation in my nether regions that one could possibly interpret as stinky. Do what you must, woman, but no photos please. Just too personal.OK, I think putting up with that procedure warrants a cookie.Mango Man! Oh yeah!