Hector Wheelie here!
Today finds me doing my usual tour of the garden to check up on things.
I am concerned that certain doggies in the house have eaten all the wally melon because I searched and searched in the wally melon bed, but could not find any. I will keep looking.
Next on to the zucchini. I must say that this plant is a bit scary. Many zucchini much bigger than yours truly have already been harvested, so no worries here.
My inspection of the tomato plants was interrupted...By a question posed by Mango. He was quite confused about the whole stain issue. He was concerned because he said the stain he left on the floor was a bad thing, but Momma keeps talking about getting all the floors stained and does that mean that somebody is going to come in and make, let's just say, deposits, all over our new living room floor. Sigh...I explained to the simple chap that "stain" can mean many things and that there are good stains and bad stains. This seemed to enrage him and he buffeted me about demanding a better explanation. He said, "If its stains they want, why can't I provide them?"I opted to ignore this insane line of inquiry and continue with my inspection by checking out the apple tree (thanks to my trips to boot camp I am now equipped to belay up into a tree). Looks like we have plenty of apples coming along.But Mango just couldn't let it rest. All over me with the questions, "but a stain is a stain, right? and I can provide more than enough staining and it wouldn't cost anything and...." I think this is going to take a while...Hector Wheelie. Over and out.