Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Why it is Good to Have Dye Your Ears

Having a touch of the Dye Your Ears makes one a bit uncomfortable, but there are at least two advantages to it.


1) Momma did the work from home this afternoon because she was afraid I might splode again so I wasn't totally abandoned.

2) You get to eat special sickie foodables! That's right!


Rice!


And chicken! Its in that pot someplace.

Normally I am Mr. Cool when supper is being prepared.But rice and chicken? Oh boy! Oh boy!I was informed that my extra special foodables needed a cooling off period before I could consume them. Hey, wait a minute, how did some of my chicken get into pee-wee's bowl? He'd be just as happy with a bowl full of insulation.Notice pee-wee still eats out of the bowl with speed bumps in it. I am exercising all my total Mango powers of concentration to be patient whilst my extra special dye your ears dinner cools down.But, come on, woman, I'm not made of steel. DINNER... NOW!!!!That's what I'm talking about. Divine!More please.Mango Man! Oh yeah!

P.S. For those of you wondering about my, ahem, stain from yesterday. The good news is that since the floor isn't stained yet, it kind of soaked up the excess liquid (bet that will make a big stink-a-roo when its sanded).

The actual stain measured about 19" across.

But the splatters went a good three feet (confirmed by judge pee-wee).Oh my!

27 comments:

Stanley said...

Mango!

MAN! I'm away from your blog for what, like 3 weeks, and I come back to find out you have the squirts BIG TIME! Hope you're feeling better soon, and that the chicken and rice flow freely (TO YOU not FROM YOU) for the next few days.

I'm thinking Joe Stains needs to give you the Stain Award! I believe that yours is one of the biggest ever recorded on a blog.

It's good to be back in MangoLand, so I'm going to read up on all your exploits. Hope there's lots of good photo documentation.

My girl says to give you a big noogie on your punkin head and a giant smooch right between your eyes. (She LOVES YOU, man.)

Goober love & healing goob smooches,
Stanley

Stanley said...

Okay, man.

I've gone through your most recent posts, and I'm amazed at 2 very important things.

1. You and the LabraDude are WAY quiet when playing bitey face. I am amazed at the volume level despite the intensity of the face biting.

2. Your gramps was an AIREDALE, dude!!!! I know you already know this, but for some reason it escaped my knowledge til just now. I don't love you any more than I already did, by the way, but I just think it's cool. That's all.

More goob love & smooches coming your way,
Stanley

Willow the Black Dale said...

Chicken and rice? You have all the luck Mango! You live like a king and Pee Wee is the Court Jester. teehee

Now about that stain. It is totally cool. Nineteen inches dude! That rocks. I don't think I know any 4 pawed that could do that! Is there an olympic catagory for the biggest splatter of wee wee??? If not than.....I gotta find a gold medal for you bud!!! Woohoo

Smooches,
Willow

Peanut said...

Oh chicken and rice yummy. You need the stain award. That might be the best stain ever.

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Maybe we khan get that khutie in Tempe AZ to present Mango with a Joe (Splode) Stains award?!?

Hope woo feel better soon!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Chef said...

Mangoman, just checking in to see how your explosions are going. Looks like you're feeling better. What a relief. I don't live that far away and you never know ... anyway I had to laugh at your bowl. Somehow a butterfly just doesn't suit you, big guy!

oxo
Chef

Abby said...

Hi, Mango...

Oh My...You have been busy since that last time I visited you...

Hope you are feeling better & I bet Dexter liked the chicken & rice better than the insulation...

Abby xxxooo

Joe Stains said...

ok, I think I am officially a little bit SCARED. WOW dude. You take staining to a whole new level!

Scottie the 'cutie' said...

What is the Dye Your Ears? Is it a medicine? but then,to get special foodies is always a plus point for me...*grins* The rice and chicken looked yummy!

Scottie

Biggie-Z said...

Mango-man, was that stain a DyeYourEars??? Dude! I have been having splosions (I call em diaries) too, but luckily they've been all outside. Except for once a couple weeks ago, and a couple times when I was little.

Ahem. But anyway, isn't that chicken/rice diet SOOOO yummy! Unfortunately my poo seems to be firming up and so I'm getting less and less of the chicken and rice. But then again, my momma is giving me sushi and raw chicken necks, so it's not such a bad tradeoff.

Hope your tummy is feeling better soon, but maybe you can work a few farts in there to convince your Momma to keep making you the chicken rice.

Oo! time for my dinner! gotta go!

Biggie

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mango!
Glad you are having yummy rice and chicken!
Yes, I am waiting for Joe to give you the Stain Award!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

MJ's doghouse said...

what mango..your ears are dyed...what color...why do they do this horrible thing to you...you poor big man...that chicken and rice looks so yummy...

Noah the Airedale said...

That might well be a record stain you got there Mango. I'm with Stanley on this...you deserve the stain award buddy.
Don't ya just love chicken and rice. Why do they only give us that when we're feeling off???

tailwags
Noah

Maverick the Pirate said...

Harrrrrr Mango
hope you get better Harrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Asta said...

Mango I hope that yummie chicken and wice help you dye youw eaws..it looked yummie, and I can't believe how polite you wewe, waiting fow it.
I think you should get a gold medalfow that stain, and I think Joey will cewtainly give you a special place of honow in his hall of fame
smoochie kisses
Asta

River said...

Wow, even your dyeyurears is RL. Rice, I never get rice. It looks good. I hope it helped you feel better!

love & wags,
River

Moco said...

That was a stain that deserves a gold medal.
We all have special bowls with compartments so that we will not suck our food down like the dreaded vaccum.
Enjoy your special meal as you deserve to be treated like a champion.

Niamh said...

Sorry about your stain trouble but that chicken and rice looks delish! Hope you tummy feels better soon.

Your friend,
Niamh

Maggie and Mitch said...

We definitely feel that you deserve the Stain award! That is one serious stain!
Mitch still uses his speedbump dishie too!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

The OP Pack said...

Oh,Mango, that dinner looks yummy. And you have such nice manners to say "please" for more - hope you got some more and that your tummy is feeling much better.

Woo, the OP Pack

Abby and Jack said...

Hey Mango!
We are so sorry that you have the sickies but are totally jealous of your yummy dinners! We also think it is outrageous that your mommy gave Pee wee some of YOUR chicken. That is just horrible.

Booker the Treeing Walker said...

I think that's called "bland" diet, but it sure does look good! Hope your dye your ears is abating. One of our friends at the dog park - a dobie - ALWAYS has dye your ears. We think his man-dad needs some cooking lessons.

Mindy Lu said...

PAW!! Hey dude, one of us had pity "diaries" for you yesterday. Mom didnt make us go into our safe houses yesterday, but then she home to a mess too. We are mum to who did it, so she is giving us both love to be safe. We will have to tell her about the rice and chicken thing, she has never tried that for us. And I think our mess would measure right up there with your's! PAW! Max the dude!

Deefor said...

That stain is about the same size as Arrow! I'm glad you're on home cookin'. We were for a while and I loved it. Dye Your Ears training works very well with humans.

Deefor

Sophie Brador said...

That's a horse sized pee dude! Once again, I congratulate you on your excellent work. Dog speed giant cowboy!

xo
SB

p.s. Mom really likes your food pedestal. It is exactly what she wants for me. Simple, chic, elegant. Clearly she's describing you and I.

Saint Lover said...

Mango, that din dins looks yummie! Are you feeling better big guy?

babyphat523 said...

chicken 'n rice is the best Mango! it's so worth it to make the stains cause we get to eat it for like 3 whole days! yum!

(the rugs were just shampooed hee hee!)

hope your belly is feeling beter!