Monday, September 15, 2008

Hector Reporting on Many Strange Things

Hector here! I know, it isn't Wednesday.

Last night, mom told me to pack lunches for the boys..
Then this morning, we all hopped into the Mastiff Mobile and headed for camp! Mango was eager to get there.

Dexter got nervous since he's never been on a sleep over before and he insisted on riding up front.
Forcing me into a most unfortunate position under the dashboard.

After I got Mango and Dexter all settled in at camp, I asked mom to explain what was going on. Apparently there is about to be a major disruption at the estate and the boys need to go to camp for a few days so that they (especially Mango) don't FREAK OUT!! Hmmm... this sounds intriguing.The first thing I noticed upon my return home was that the recliners had exploded out of the house and onto the front lawn (what will the neighbors think).Well, that wasn't too bad. I went around back to go in via the observation deck, but the usual stairs had been demolished and this mountainous landscape had appeared (Mango would not like this at all).I had to get into the house somehow.

Finally made it inside. Here is what the kitchen looks like.

And the living room and dining room have become wastelands occupied only by strange monster machines.I sought refuge in the study where I could at least enjoy the companionship of the monkey. What's Dexter's bunker doing in here and why are all the beds stacked up?

I volunteered to assist with the excavation to try and get things under control, but this machine is not wheelie friendly.I guess we'll all be dining al fresco for a while given that the dining room table is now on the observation deck. This is almost too much even for a worldly and brave chap such as myself. I need a drink!

Hector Wheelie! Over and out!


Khyra The Siberian Husky said...


Woo get to play in the dirt and the poor boys had to go to khamp?


The OP Pack said...

Hector, woo did a great job exploring everywhere - did woo ever figure out what's happening there?

When woo see Mango, tell him that our Mom thought she saw him walking in Overland Park Saturday - looked just like MangoMan. Are woo sure he is still at camp?

Woo, the OP Pack

Sunny,Scooter,Jamie said...

Oh my. It looks like a hurricane came through your house!!! How will Mango do at camp?? Seems Dexter is all kinda just duh,whatever(we mean that in the nicest possible way) But Mango is the sensitive type! Imagine those chairs just splodin out of the house. Wow. Good thing you were gone when that happened Hector!! You would have been in the next state!
Hugs and good luck!!

Lorenza said...

Hi, Hector!
OMD! What is happening at your house??
Glad Mango and Dexter are not there to see all those exploding things!
Keep us updated, ok?
Kisses and hugs

The Girl said...

Wow, Hector, good thing Mango and Dexter are at camp! Your mom is furry wise!

Brown dog kisses,
Dannan and The Girl

Joe Stains said...

joey said because it is MY birthday I can do the comments today!


WTF happened over there?!??!? Did that Hurrycane smash up your house and splode your chairs outside?!?!?!


Abby and Jack said...

Good Heavens! What have your crazy masters done to your house! Hope it gets back to normal soon!
Jack and Abby

MJ's doghouse said...

HOLY HOTPANTS HECTOR...YOU BETTER KEEP MY MAN MANGO away for a bit..he is going to be sooooooooo upset...poor man..i hope you can get everything back in order soon.

Charlie Daniels said...

G'day Hector

Hey here's a fun game for you. While all the inside stuff is outside and the big pile of dirt is there ... see how much of it you can carry inside without anyone noticing! ;-)



Girl Girl Hamster said...

Woh, you sure were busy Hector

~ Girl girl

Amber-Mae said...

Oh my, that video made me laugh! Hector, you were sooo funny & the music fitted well with the whole video. You sure had a real difficult time trying to wheel yourself thru that rough & rocky terrain. Your jump was great! You actually landed on your wheels! GREAT JOB!!!

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

Maggie and Mitch said...

Thank goodness that Mango and Dexter have you to tell them all the stuff that's been going on, Hector! It looks like you might be getting a new finish on your floors! Gosh, mom just did ours! The water from our beards beads up so nicely on the new finish!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

BenTheRotti said...

OMG.. Mum almost fell off the chair laughing at that video!

what in the name of dog is going on over there and OMDog what is that MONSTER in the garden!?

Thank goodness Mango and Dexter were evacuated to safety

Ben xxxx

Abby said...

Hi, Hector...

Wow...Major stuff going on at your house...

Those all terrain wheels would come in quite handy now...

Mango & the Labradude will not recognize the place when they get home...

Abby xxxooo

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

Hector, you might want to contact the President and see if he can declare your house a disaster area! Maybe you can get one of those FEMA trailers to live in until it gets back to normal. It's a good thing the boyz went to camp!

Poppy, Penny & Patches

Harry said...

Gosh, looks like there's some serious DIY going on at your house!

Toodle pip
Harry x

Asta said...

I'd need a dwink too..why is youw mansion getting town apawt??
I hope it will get put back togethew!
You've vewy bwave to go ovew all those hills in the wildewness..pleez be caweful.
smoochie kisses
ASTA and Myrna

Peanut said...

What is going on over there? A big Dirt pile might not be the place for you Hector. you fell over a lot.

Lacy said...

w00f's mango and all, heehee can me play in dat pile of wood haff sooo much fun...and me mama says she lovesss dat picksur on the header of ur bloggie...

b safe,

Lady Kaos said...

Wow! There is a lot going on at your house! I hope it's all back to normal soon! I loved your little movie. You definataly need alteraine tires. lol

Dewey Dewster said...

Wow....that's one frightfully big machine that invaded yer territory fer it takes a big bite outta yer yard....'n Mango won't recognize it when he gats back from camp......keep the film ta show 'em later so he remembers what it was like.......

Dewey Dewster here....

Chef said...

Hector, you had a gardian angel following you around in your wilderness. Honest!! The video showed her hand helping you up every time you fell. I know you think you got up on your own steam, but I swear, I saw an angel helping you to your wheels!!


Asta said...

I fowgot to say..pleez come visit..I have an awawd fow you!
smoochie kisses,ASTA

Huskee and Hershey said...

Hey Hector,
Looks like there's a lot of happening in your house!
Do keep us updated..

Moco said...

You are lucky to have survived all that. Good thing Mango and Dexter are at camp. Hopefully it will all be put back together before the boys get home.

Noah the Airedale said...

CRIKEY.....lots is going on at your place. We've never seen an exploding lounge!!!

Come to our blog maties. We've something for you!!!!

Noah Willow Tess Lucy

Maggie and Mitch said...

Take a chillpill, Hector! He's my new brother, not my boyfriend! You'll always be #1 to me!

Love, Autumn

Kodak the Eskie said...

What the heck is going on there?! That dirt would really be great to dig holes in. Poor Dexter looked so scared. Hope he was able to relax.

Hugs, Kodak

Maggie and Mitch said...

I'm so sorry I was snippy to you, Hector! I haven't been myself at all today! It must be the full moon!
Farley is 8" tall! Are you both the same height? He needs a different outfit so he doesn't look quite so much like you! It's kinda spooky!

Love, Autumn

Sunny,Scooter,Jamie said...

Mango's Momma, I totally appreciate your comment on the opinion I posted. Thanks

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Whoa, post hurricane Ike dropped by your house?
Mangoman, somebody called me Mangoboy, hehe!
When will you coming back to your mansion, Mangoman?

Sophie Brador said...

Hector, Is there a film crew there? Are your peeps part of some tv show? Are they doing a remodel for the teevee.