Monday, September 29, 2008

More Awards and More Cuz

Better get yourself a cup of cocoa or something cause this is a long post. I have a lot to say today.





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More awards! I am always to honored when my pals, old and new, send me awards. This one is from little Bajas and his weird brother Virus.



This one is from Scooter (I think) - guy seems a little confused.And, oh no! I think I might have missed somebody, but my mail is all confused, so if I forgot you, please remind me again.

Its been a while since I posted a watchercall "scale" photo to show of my hugeness, so when momma got home from work I asked her if she would agree to be in a picture with me. She told me to remind you that she is 5'6" and thus qualifies as a full sized human being. After which she appears to have promptly fallen asleep on my most large and comfy shoulder (that foolish grin means she must be dreaming about macaroni and cheese).









I snapped her out of her stupor by kind of falling down on her (ignore stupid pee-wee trying to get into my photo shoot). I can be a lap dog as good as the next guy. Sure, the peoples lose all sensation in their extremities, but what price love I always say.







Like many of my pals, I have been on a diet! Ever since the evil vet said there was too much Mango. Look at me now! Just skin and bones. Am actually developing (gasp) a waistline?




I found out that pee-wee had picked up not one, but two Cuz at the dog store.Move aside, squirt, so that I can examine my booty.It took a while, but I decided to try out the blue cuz.I like this one better because it doesn't have any legs and fits quite nicely in my genormous jaws (trust me, its in there).Tough tookies, junior. The cuz is mine. Look at how he sulks.Momma took pity on the little dude and tossed him the alternate cuz.While I settled in for some quality squeak time.Wait a minute, what's this? Looks like a yummers piece of wood.Back off, junior! Mango's block of wood!With the speed and craftiness of a Ninja, I quickly body blocked my prize whilst giving pee-wee what for.Guess I told him.Now what? Did I or did I not tell you that the blue Cuz belonged to the Mango?Oh the agony, the total exertion! I hate it when I have to give chase. Come back here shrimp.That really wore me out. I mean, I almost ran!Finally, Dexter and I have been working hard on our Doofus faces. This is his midget Doofus face. Yeah, sure, he looks kind of goofy, but the kid's an amature.To do true Doofus face requires intense concentration...Tanner eat your heart out!! This is total Doofus face for sure.Mango Man! Oh yeah!

39 comments:

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mango!
You are right. It is not easy to make Doofus faces!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Shadie the Aussie said...

Mango,dog, you make me smile!
Keep that pee-wee in check!

Tail Wags,
Shadie.

Saint Lover said...

All hail his hugeness! Mango dude, you are HUGE... looking good with the waistline!

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

WOO are ONE relentlessly HUGE handsome hunk of Mango Meat!

Thanks to your mom fur demonstrating to we little sibes!!

Oh - blue khuz! I have yellow and orange!!!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Make sure woo chekhk my blog fur Tuesday!
AND OH YES, khongrats on the awards!

Biggie-Z said...

Great post, Mango! We really can almost see a waistline there - way to go!!!

By the way, P-Daddy saw your picture and said "WHAT IS THAT!!!" He meant that in the most complimentary way, of course. He was just a little startled by your relentless hugeness.

Hey, I have an idea for a contest - how many toys can your people pile on you? What do you think? he he

Congrats on all your awards.

Biggie

Niamh said...

Mango,

Of course you are a lap dog! The lap needs to be pretty big though. Love the doofus face.

Your friend,
Niamh

Randi said...

Hi Mango...Sorry for the Risk-K photos of me all rumpled & nekked from my bath...didn't mean to get Pee Wee into puberty before nature intended...

Love all the photos of you & your mama being a demo scale...I think you are just right...no diets needed...

& Pee Wee was very nice to bring home a cuz for you...I hope you let him play with one of them at least SOME of the time...

love & licks,
Randi

Moco said...

You are one large doofus face. I would let you have that blue cuz and never touch it if I lived on the estate.

MJ's doghouse said...

Oh my dawgter no...someone said there was too much mango...who the heck could that have been...let me at em..there could never be too much of the relentlessy huge mango...never ever ever...some doctors should just mind there own business

Shadie the Aussie said...

Mango-
One more thing, the assistant (my ma) and I decided to give you an award. If your ma can e-mail mine, we'll send yout the HTML code (it links back to my blog). I'll be featuring your blog all month!

Tail Wags,
Shadie

chanteljulian@hotmail.com

Charlie Daniels said...

Mum! 5'6" .. No way! ;-)

Cheers

Charlie

cookie said...

Oh Mango, It is so nice to see that handsome face at the top of your blog. You look so relaxed. Your trim self is quite evident as well, what a waistline it is!! Even with a dufus face you rock!!
high five paws,
Cookie and crew

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Haa you sure got a cute Doofus face

~ Girl girl

Snowball said...

LOL. I love to roll the grass too. Imagine how we would look like if we roll on the grass together...hee...

Luv

Snowball

BenTheRotti said...

OMDog Mango Man.. you are HUGE!!!

That photo kinda put it all in perspective for me.. see my Mum ( who I now realise does NOT qualify as a full sized human being) is just a tiny 5' 1".. so imagining her sitting next to you.. well.. I think your paw is larger!
All this has made me realise that I am not as huge and fearsome as i believed.. because even sitting next to the squirt ( as i shall now lovingly refer to her as) I don't look bigger than her..

this is all rather distressing, i think i need to go lay down!

Ben xxxx

Booker the Treeing Walker said...

Mango, you are looking very svelte. Good work ... dieting is not easy when everything TASTES so wonderful!

Winterdark said...

Great Doofus faces, great pictures of you with your mom and you're so lucky to get toys. I haven't been given a new toy in days, maybe even weeks! I must be due for a new one soon...... Oh, and you're looking very svelt and sophisticated with your new/old waistline.
Bolo
http://peiinthelife.blogspot.com/

Lady Kaos said...

Those cuz look like fun. I'm keeping my paws crossed that we never have mice at our house. Mom is afraid of them, actually she's terrified of them. She does this weird dance and makes weird noises when she sees one. She says that's why she has a cat is to protect her from the mice. I think Sasha and I do a better job at keeping them away, but if that's what helps Mom sleep at night, then I guess I'll keep y cat brother.
Kaos

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

You are one large puppy. All the better to hug on right? Mom says she could just hug on you forever! You would certainly be very welcome when it gets cold outside..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Maggie and Mitch said...

Your mom looks teeny next to you, Mango! You really are HUGE!
We agree - that is one doofus face!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Maverick the Pirate said...

Harrrrr Mango
That is a long but good post Harrrr. That also looks like a neat cuz Harrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Peanut said...

That peewee needs to know that if you have to run after him he will be sorry.

Joe Stains said...

omdog you got the giant cuz that are as big as my head! your doofus faces are quite spectacular, Tanner is a bit jealous of all your um well, face. he wishes he had so much to work with!

Puglette said...

Mango man, you are so handsome! I think I am in love! I loved those photos of you in the hats. I have a special hat that I would like to send to you, I think it would look fabulous on your handsome head. Please ask your mom if I can send it to you. :o)

Dewey Dewster said...

Mango...ya sure are huge...why yer almost as big as yer Mom....yep and that face is priceless...Tanner has ta practice lots ta top ya.....

Dewey Dewster here....

Ike said...

You've been nominated for a challenge - come to my blog to find out all about it!
Ike
PS: Pee Wee can do it too!

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

You two do such good doofus faces! Mango, you are most definitely relentlessly huge! Don't lose that Cuz in your huge jaws of death!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

Abby said...

Hi, Mango...

Yep...You are pretty big...If I was Dexter, I'd let you play with any Cuz you wanted...

Abby xxxooo

Chef said...

You are King of the Doofus Faces, Mangoman. Yup. You are far more handsome rightsideup. But upsidedown, the dufessest I've ever seen! Don't lose too much weight now, buddy. The more of you the better.

xoxo
Chef

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Mango Man,
Please teach me your body block technique, you did it easily like changing your position in your Mastiff Mobile.
Yeah, the Award is for both of you.
Hey man, your mom looks pretty, I love her short hair and long fingers. Does she play piano, she must type fast too.
Now I can see clearly how huge you are. Bet you have a giant heart too.
Cheers!

wally said...

Dooood! That's a great face. I make the same one when I'm roaching. And good job protecting the loot. I'm constantly having to play big brother to the two terrors at my house.

wally t.

ps. My ma ape is totes jealous of your ginormity. She has a thing for HUUUGE dogs. I told her you'd just make her look shorter.

pps. You're looking awfully thin. Do you need me to airlift in some bully sticks?

Sami & Baylee said...

Mango I never realized how tall you were. You are such a big handsome dog! Your mommy looks so happy beside you! I bet you make her smile! I like to make my mommy smile and Sami too.

P.S My hooman brother top college is MIT, are you close by? Do you know anything about it? He says it is very hard to get in. I thought you might since you live in the state it is in. If he goes there maybe sometime we can meet each other, hee hee but it is far away from KY. He wants to be a nerd too or well he is and wants to be a Bio Medical engineer. Whatever that is.

Your Lovie Dove Girl- Baylee

Oh, Sami is feeling better.

Toffee said...

Too much Mango? Too much Mango?? HOW can there ever be too much Mango? We can't get enough of you!!! I hope that you are not getting to wet in all the rain!

Abby said...

Hi, Mango & Dexter...

Just wanted to stop by with an update on AutoBiography Week...

As you know, it's gonna be Oct 20 - 27th, but you can start putting your post together now...

When you have it ready, please email it to one of us:

chef.boxer@yahoo.ca or

crabbyabby5827@yahoo.com

Let's try to keep our posts to your 2 favorite pictures & under 500 words...

Our Mom's will get your post published on the "Littlest Memories" Blog during that week of Oct 20th thru 27th...

Thanks, & we hope you enjoy it...

Chef & Abby

River said...

You are the doofus face master! I like the cuzzes. I need to tell my mom to look for them.

love & wags,
River

Sunny,Scooter,Jamie said...

We are so behind in visiting and we love visiting you Mango man...ok you too peewee. Mango, you are looking pawsitively svelte!! Uh, we had no idea JUST how huge you were. I mean, you could smush Mom-totally!! She is 5feet tall and when she was at the vet last she was 99 pounds. EEEK. Guess you weigh more and are taller when you stand up. hmmmmm.
We still love you!
Hugs

Sunny&Scooter

Sunny,Scooter,Jamie said...

hay mango!! i am not fused!! i did gif u that ward. maybe u doan speek chihuahua berry well! hay, i mite b a jenius,thay ar not shure yet. i kin teech u how to speek it or at lease unnerstan it. it iz not hard. but sumtimes i git so exciterered ofer stuff, i tawk tu fast. then it iz harder fur peepul or dogs tu unerstan me. u r one uf mi heroz Mango. plees doan b dissin me. u wer not, rite?
i no u wood not do that to me. u r my frien. rite?
ok anok
hi 5s
Scooter

The Girl said...

Pawsome Doofus face, Mango!

It was great to see some scale pics of you and your mom. You truly are even huger than we imagined!

Can't believe Dexter made you give chase. He just doesn't get the rules of the Estate, does he? Is there hope for him, that he'll eventually learn?

Brown dog kisses,
Dannan

Deefor said...

I like the way you boss peewee around. It's important to show him who's the boss.

Deefor