First stop, the gas station to pump high priced fuel into my mastiff mobile (don't worry, I think the $3.52 was for special fuel, not mastiff mobile fuel - I certainly hope so, or there won't be enough money left for Mango treats).
BORING! Let's continue already. Then we went to this dog store that we almost never go to. Needless to say, I was quite eager to see what upscale foodables this new store might have.Huh? That's it? We went all this way for... glucosamine? You're kidding.That's more like it, a little doggie biscotti.Then we went to Trader Joe's. Let's see, gas station, right front leg, weird dog store, left rear leg, Trader Joe's, right, uh, left, uh, two, uh, six... I lost count! All this math is making my head spin!
Alright, we can dispense with all that counting because here we are at last at our most important destination.Momma didn't want to let go of her end of my car cookie until she got a good photo. Subsequently, here it is entirely in my mouth with her holding on to one end saying, "wait Mango, don't bite it, we need a photo!" Come on, I already counted to four about 500 gajillion times waiting for you, give me the cookie already, this is my best sad face ever!In honor of opening day for the New England Patriots, a football (notice that it is still intact despite its previous journey into my most cavernous mouth).What's that I spy? Is there a bully stick in Mango's future?After much dillying and dallying about that wasted the rest of the afternoon, finally, it was declared bully stick time. Pee-wee took his into his bunker.But even though it was nighttime and pouring rain, I insisted that the only way to properly enjoy a bully stick is in the great outdoors. Can you see me? I feel like a dog of the wild enjoying his fresh kill out on the plains.After only an hour, Momma insisted that I come back inside. Thereupon I donned my Super Mango cape! Get away, squirt, I am Super Mango!With just one shot of his super vision, Super Mango can make cookies leap into his mouth!My super cape is also a disguise. I could easily be mistaken for an ottoman, providing good cover as I move with stealth about the estate.Does this cape make me look fat?Thus we conclude another action packed day in Mango-land.Mango Man! Oh yeah!
P.S. This just in! My buddy, Chef, gave me this cool award!
Thanks, pal, that means a lot.
Feel free to just enjoy this award or pass it along. Either way, you guys mean a lot to me. Here are the rules;
The Rules:1. The winner can put the logo on his/her blog.
2. Link the person you received your award from.
3. Nominate at least seven other blogs.
4. Put links of those blogs on yours.
5. Leave a message on the blogs that you've nominated.
I am giving this award to...
Bajas who lives in Norway which is like a whole different country.
Bolo who has an even more smoochable face than I do (if you can imagine that).
Deetz who is brave and smart and funny and takes super good care of his momma.
Dannan who is a new pal.
Baylee who is my second best gal friend (after MJ or course - don't be jealous, MJ, plenty Mango man to go around).
Dewey Dewster who is totally insane eating porcupines and what not.
And pee-wee wants me to pass it along to Randi who he has a total crush on.