Get away from me!Look at him acting like he's looking for rabbit poop when I know he is just waiting for his chance to rob me of MY wiggly giggly.When Momma wasn't looking I kind of gave him a talkin to. Can you see the look on his face? Oh yeah, he knows what I'm sayin to him.Momma says I play in slow motion. I don't think so. I just like to savor the experience.
Due to my apparent lack of interest in the wiggly giggly, Dexter has been playing with it a lot, but today when Momma brought it out, I decided it was time to give it another try and see how it rated on the Mango fun scale.I proceeded to take it to a PRIVATE play area. Does pee-wee think I don't know he's back there?
Without interruption, thank you very much (little stalker). So it was decided that whilst I was otherwise occupied, midget should go off and find something else to do. Fine. Be that way. Pee-wee got out the Frisbee which I believe he has been genetically preconditioned to chase. Well, all that stampeding around the yard disturbed my communion with the wiggly giggly, so I had to check things out. Appears the squirt can catch the Frisbee in the air which made momma all shouting "what a good boy." What foolishness. You would not see the Mango Man engaging in such behavior, no siree.Enough of that, gimmie the Frisbee.Stand still! Fight like a mastiff! I'm coming to get you. Don't make me have to actually run (there should be a speed limit or somthing).Surrender!What is wrong with me? I was insane to get the Frisbee from the little dude and now that I have it...Maybe something will come to me if I just meditate a bit.But then pee-wee went back across the yard to get the wiggly giggly.And chase THAT! What is up with all this chasing? Why can't he play like a normal dog?By this time I had finished playing with the Frisbee.So I ran across the yard with great vigor to reclaim the wiggly giggly only to discover that momma had now decided that SHE wanted it and so nobody could have it. Oh man!
She extracted a promise from me to be better about sharing and not be such a greedy bully. I said sure, sure, sure, just give it to me already. So here I am finally at peace... and no little black doggies anywhere around.Mango Man! Oh yeah!