Sunday, September 7, 2008

Sharing... NOT

Thanks to the keen eyes of my pals Maggie and Mitch, it appears that Hector has been up to something. Is he leading some sort of double life?





Due to my apparent lack of interest in the wiggly giggly, Dexter has been playing with it a lot, but today when Momma brought it out, I decided it was time to give it another try and see how it rated on the Mango fun scale.
I proceeded to take it to a PRIVATE play area. Does pee-wee think I don't know he's back there?
Get away from me!Look at him acting like he's looking for rabbit poop when I know he is just waiting for his chance to rob me of MY wiggly giggly.When Momma wasn't looking I kind of gave him a talkin to. Can you see the look on his face? Oh yeah, he knows what I'm sayin to him.Momma says I play in slow motion. I don't think so. I just like to savor the experience.




video
Without interruption, thank you very much (little stalker). So it was decided that whilst I was otherwise occupied, midget should go off and find something else to do. Fine. Be that way. Pee-wee got out the Frisbee which I believe he has been genetically preconditioned to chase. Well, all that stampeding around the yard disturbed my communion with the wiggly giggly, so I had to check things out. Appears the squirt can catch the Frisbee in the air which made momma all shouting "what a good boy." What foolishness. You would not see the Mango Man engaging in such behavior, no siree.Enough of that, gimmie the Frisbee.Stand still! Fight like a mastiff! I'm coming to get you. Don't make me have to actually run (there should be a speed limit or somthing).Surrender!What is wrong with me? I was insane to get the Frisbee from the little dude and now that I have it...Maybe something will come to me if I just meditate a bit.But then pee-wee went back across the yard to get the wiggly giggly.And chase THAT! What is up with all this chasing? Why can't he play like a normal dog?By this time I had finished playing with the Frisbee.So I ran across the yard with great vigor to reclaim the wiggly giggly only to discover that momma had now decided that SHE wanted it and so nobody could have it. Oh man!



videoShe extracted a promise from me to be better about sharing and not be such a greedy bully. I said sure, sure, sure, just give it to me already. So here I am finally at peace... and no little black doggies anywhere around.Mango Man! Oh yeah!

34 comments:

Saint Lover said...

You sure did a number on that frisbee Mango Man. Zeus loves to tear them up too. And no matter what momma says, sharing isn't all it's cracked up to be... lol

Caesar didn't become, well Caesar by sharing his toys.

Peanut said...

Sharing sucks. Mom tries to make me share with Flash and I hate it. Good job on the frisbee.

Biggie-Z said...

Yeah, you really look like you are playing HARD with the wiggly giggly in that last photo!

Sharing, shmaring. I'll share my toys with you if you'll play with me. We can play slo-mo and I can work on my football skillz.

The OP Pack said...

So, we see woo found a better way to play with the frisbee - did woo do THAT in slo-mo too?

Woo, the OP Pack

Charlie Daniels said...

Mango! Great job with the frisbee dude!

Cheers

Charlie

Abby said...

Hi, Mango...

I don't think Dexter will be catching that Frisbee in the air anymore...

I'm not much for sharing, either...

Abby xxxooo

Maggie and Mitch said...

Mom put our WigglyGiggly inside a fabric sleeve years ago so I wouldn't destroy it! I sorta forgot what it looks like nekid!
No more frisbee playing for Dexter! hehehehe
Joe Stains says he thinks Farley is a cloned case! The poor lad definitely needs to be rescued!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Sunny,Scooter,Jamie said...

Guess Pee Wee won't be catching THAT frisbee anymore! Mango,you crack us up. Our Momma wants to grab you by those big ole jowls and plant a kiss on your huge head!!
Hugs,
Sunny,Scooter&Jamie

Moco said...

Do you think Dexter is really that cartoon genius boy in disguise? He fooled you to get that wiggly ball. You do run like the wind and destroy frisbee with vigor.

River said...

I never share--what's the point in that? If you get it you get to keep it forever until you don't want it. That's it.

love & wags,
River

Mindy Lu said...

BARK! Mango, mommy told me that when her and daddy were driving they saw a big Mango doggie running loose. They stopped to investigate, because he had his peoples tags on. When daddy got near, he ran home and back into his yard through a hole in a fence. Mommy and daddy tried to contact his peoples but no one answered the door. Daddy moved stuff in front of the hole hoping he wont try to escape again. Mommy was real worried he might get hurt, because a lot of big machines go back and forth in front. Glad your mommy takes good care of protecting you! Sasha the Princess!

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

There is nothing wrong with multi-taskin: playin AND meditatin -

As for my Miss Fluffy Tail name, King Sky Boy of The Kapp Pakhk furst khalled me that - it just seems to fit -

But wooooo (WINK WINK) khan khall me whatever makes The Mango Man HAPPY!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

nightwindlabs said...

Grandma says thanks for destroying that frisbee Mango. I wouldn't want Dexter getting hurt by leaping and twisting to catch it. I know, grandmas suck the fun out of everything.

Dewey Dewster said...

Mango...

Yer little brother is like us wantin' ta play 'n chase stuff....but if ya like ta just sit 'n enjoy the ball without runnin' after it, I guess that's OK too.......but it wasn't nice what ya did ta the frizbee....

Dewey Dewster here.....

Girl Girl Hamster said...

You sure got very busy Mango..
Goot thing you rescue the wiggly giggly back

~ Girl girl

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mango!
bye bye frisbee!
Oh, Mango! Be nice with Dexter.
He only wants to have fun with you!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

MJ's doghouse said...

oh my gosh mango...i am just exhausted just watching you go from wiggly to frisbee to wiggly ...man all that walking and fixing and sleeping...yaaaaaaawn..i need a nap

Joe Stains said...

Frisbees are just like flying plates, I bet you can open your cupboard and find a bunch more you can give to peewee. That giggly wiggly ball seems like its just going to disappear forever when it goes in your mouth, I'd be careful if I were you!

Huskee and Hershey said...

OMdoG.. you killed the Frisbee!!
Mango, I can totally empathise.. Sharing sucks.. and now I am made to share my toys, my treats, the attention, etc.. with my little sister.

Dozer and Coop said...

BOL! WE love your pictures Mango! And we have a jiggly wiggly too! But it is hard to carry around for us.

Love, Dozer, Dottie and Cooper

Sophie Brador said...

Mango, I was feeling your pain through that whole thing. I totally know what you mean about lab puppies. Pains in the butt! Yes, okay, so I was playing with one the other weekend, but only because there was nothing else to do.

xo
SB

Georgeous said...

You certainly showed pee wee what you thought of that frisbee thing!
Snufs n Slobbers
Geroge

Mack said...

I think that Frisbee had it coming to him.

Sharing is so overrated!

Niamh said...

That frisbee is toast Mango. I am not that into sharing either. Looks like you guys did a lot of good playing.

Your friend,
Niamh

Sophie Brador said...

Mango dude, I have a big question for you. I was in the park tonight and my ma was trying to wrench a tennis ball from my super powerful jaws (okay, okay, it's all soft mouth in there), when this 1 year old Cane Corso mastiff, who I've met before, came bounding over and attacked me. It was weird, because usually, if there is an attack and it involves me, I am the instigator, but in this case, there was nothing going on.

Now, we've seen this dudette before. She's super duper pretty and was super duper sweet when she was younger, but has been getting kind of snarly over the last two or three weeks with all the doggies. Now, I know you aren't a Cane Corso, but we thought maybe you had the inside scoop on all mastiff dudes and could maybe shed some light on what's going on with this girl. Her owner will only speak French to us and kind of ignores us because we are anglos. Now, I understand her perfectly, but my mom is a little challenged by the Quebec accent and has English speaker tattooed on her forehead.

Just thought we'd ask you, cause you're the only the mastiff dude we know and you are incredibly wise. And, well, we don't know how we should approach her when we are in the park together or if we should just avoid her (which would be kind of sad).

xo
SB

Toffee said...

Wow! you demolished that frisbee! It must have been very tasty...that wiggly giggly better watch out!

Booker the Treeing Walker said...

Mango, that is called a "bait and switch" and Dexter played it off just perfectly. Don't be duped! Stick with the wiggly giggly next time!

Aniemother said...

Mom laughed at the playing in slow motion thing. Can you believe it? Like playing require high speed? Blah..

Bajas

Sophie Brador said...

Mango! Tell your mama that my mama thanks her very much for all the great info on mastiffs. She was a big help. And Mango, just so you know, although this gal in my park is darn pretty, she's not nearly as good looking as your handsome self.

xo
SB

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

Mango, what did you do to that frisbee? I don't anydog will be playing with it now! We heard about Hector's cloning incident. We are waiting on a full report from Joe Stains.

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

Joe Stains said...

hey mango man, we use feedburner, this is our feed:

http://feeds.feedburner.com/joestains

Thanks dude!!

Stanley said...

Mango Man!

You're STILL the best looking dog on the estate! At least there's that.

Goob love,
Stanley

Lady Kaos said...

We know all about the wiggly giggly at my house! The funny thing is, you're a big dog and have the small wiggly giggly. My sister is a miniature dacshund and she has the bi9g wiggly giggly. It's her favorite toy in the entire world and she can even pick it up and carry it around. I've been planning on doing a post about her and her wiggly giggly but she hates her picture taken and it always looks like Mom is yelling at her in pictures.
Thanks for visiting my blog. I'm definately going to add you to my reading list. Our yard is flat but there's a giant hill behind us and Mom and Dad have to go down another bigger hill to get to work everyday. It's fun to look down on the town and the city lights.
Kaos

The Girl said...

Wow, good job on the frisbee, Mango! And clearly, Dexter has no idea of dignity and proper comportment as a dog!

Brown dog kisses,
Dannan and The Girl