The day started off OK. I got to try out my new Frisbee.
Its made out of rubber, so even when Dinosaur sized beasties play with it, it doesn't get broken.I LOVE chasing the Frisbee. Its sort of like chasing a bird!And when you run with it, it kind of flops around which makes it even more fun.I'm not sure why, but sometimes when I am chasing my Frisbee, my butt looks really HUGE (like Tanner).I go super fast so that my legs don't even really touch the ground much.And I even drop it to make it easier for Momma to pick up and toss again. Let's do it!Meanwhile, Relentlessly Huge "played" with the Cuz. Don't wear yourself out big guy (hee hee).And he did some roaching (wish you could hear the way he moans and groans when he does this - sounds like a big old wookie).After our morning workout, momma took off for parts unknown and said that when she got back I would get a special walkie and RH could run errands. Well, while she was gone, I noticed that one of the gates was slightly ajar and I kind of ran out and RH kind of ran out after me.
Mango said, "Let's go visit that blond labragal down the street." I was game and off we went (with Master in hot pursuit). Well, she wasn't home, so I suggested we take a foray into the woods and that's when poor old Master lost sight of us. Let me tell you, we had a great time in the woods and I managed to get totally wet, but Master was pretty upset. He ran back and got into his van and started driving around looking for us. He even called the animal cops and reported us missing.
After an hour or so, we made our way over to a house where some doggies live and the nice people there gave us tons of cookies. Meanwhile, they called Master on the phone because we keep our phone number on our collars and he came to get us.
Momma pulled into the street just in time to see Master walking home with us (busted!).
Poor old Mango was super tired because we'd kept up a pretty good pace and must have gone a few miles in all, so after drinking a gallon of water, he just konked out.
So now for the bad part...
Momma said Mango couldn't go on the Running of the Errands because he was too hot and tired from all the running and she was really mad at me for running away and for making Relentlessly Huge run until he could have had a heart attack or something.I said, "OK, but how about that walk?" And she said NO WAY because she was "pig bitin' " mad at me. Master was mad at me because he always gets in trouble with Momma when we break out and he was worried that we might get lost. Even Mango was mad at me because he loves running errands and getting his car cookie. Not even cute face helped. I'm sorry everybody is mad at me.Dexter done.