Typical running of the errands, complete with scary skeleton car cookie.Oh yeah, then I pooped out this bone! Of course, Momma, the poop investigator had to measure it (4"). Momma says I'm lucky I didn't have to get an x-ray because that would mean going to the vet hospital so they could use the horsie x-ray machine on my incredibly dense self. Whatever...Anyhoo, around noontime Momma announced she was taking the pee-wee down to the common to see the fair and did I want to go? I said, uh, hello, that's like a one mile walk each way. I think I'll just bake, thank you.But no sooner were they gone than I donned my magnificent bee costume.Why, you ask. Why, indeed. Why walk to the fair when you can....... FLY!That's right! This ain't no ordinary Halloween costume, this is Mango, the Relentlessly Huge Bee Magic Flying Costume! When I buzzed overhead where momma and pee-wee were walking, the midget got all frantic sayin, "Momma! Mango just flew over!"But she told him to stop being so foolish, that was just a big bee (hee hee).
Let me tell you, travelling as a bee is fantastic because nobody pays any attention to you. For example, I noticed the shrimp stopping in the liquor store, so I followed him in...And he keeps saying, "Its Mango, its not a bee!" and they all just said, "oh, what a cute puppy." I arrived at my destination and circled around looking for the best place to land (this required a bit of runway if you know what I mean).I spotted pee-wee checking out these stuffies.Ah! This is the spot. Do you see me? The hot dog stand! Sure the peoples swatted their arms a bit when I buzzed around, but I managed to snap up about 597 hot dogs.Squritino was hoping for a hot dog, but no luck. Too bad, little dude. Urp.Guess he was tired from all that walking! Time for the Mango to fly!Those hot dogs kind of weighed me down and I took a rest on the flight home in this tree. By this time, momma was worried that Dex might have gotten too much sun what with all his Mango Bee sightings.After some very productive farts, I was ready for flight again and got home in time to drop off these yummers pies that I had hidden in my jowls.What a glorious day!Mango Man! Oh yeah!