Tuesday, October 7, 2008

I Killed the Cuz!

After a nice refreshing pee (yes, in my proud warrior pose, no need for leg lifting in my own yard).

I was ready to select a Cuz for playtime.I decided to try the orange one today and I must say it made the most stupendous sounds!I was happy to let pee-wee have the little blue Cuz.Whilst I gnashed the orange in my genormous jaws. Ah, singing cuz music.

But after some time, the pleasing cries of joy turned into sorrowful wheezing sounds. The cuz had lost its voice!

I signaled momma to stop messing about with the shrimp and come to my aid. My cuz was in distress!Upon close examination, it appears that in my efforts to revive the little guy I had inadvertently done a partial extraction of its voice box.I decided that the best thing was to you thin ice the poor, voiceless thing, and thus I bid a final farewell to my orange cuz.I want to tell you that now I have gotten the feel for my new stairs I understand that the entire excavation project was done solely to provide more Mango friendly steps. See how generous and deep they are?These ARE better than the old ones. Thanks Master!Mango Man! Oh yeah!

P.S. For any of you peoples that live with uber geeks like my momma, she was late from work today because all the total nerds couldn't stop looking at this web site! Jeez!


Charlie Daniels said...

Mango Friendly Steps ... I like the sound of that! :-)



Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

The kharetakers of Mango and his estate must REALLY LOVE him to do that!

Ah yes...the sound of khuz!!

It is up there right beside the sound of my WubbaWubba!!!

PeeEssWoo: It is WEDNESDAY tomorrow!!!

Lacy said...

w00f's Mango and all, ooo mango, me iz soo sorry u messed up ur cuz, heehee musta been dexter that did it...and ur new steps iz pawsome...

b safe,

Sunny,Scooter,Jamie said...

That was quite thoughtful of your people to make Mango steps. We approve.
Alas for the poor Cuz...But there is still the blue one to kill!
Hugs & Hi5s
Sunny & Scooter

Agatha and Archie said...

Wll we are finally cught up with all of your past adventures!! Your steps look FABULOUS and very easy to maneuver.As for the cuz??It must come defective because ours did the same thing...Man we saw the FRIGHTENING video of your Mom and PeeWee(PL2 and we were a little lost inthe woods today but it wasn't RAINING) PeeWee saved the day!!!!!! As for putting on the heat? PL1+2 are holding out for as long as possible..in fact PL2 called the Chimney sweep today becaue she said we are going to have a lot of fires going !!! She did cheat and put it on in the car but she says that doesn't count...Love and kisses A+A

Winterdark said...

WOW, that's love. Your people really take good care of you to make sure you had great steps (And they do look WONDERFUL0. I'm sorry about your cuz though.

Shadie the Aussie said...

Mango Man,
You sure did a job on that cuz! And those steps are just beautiful, and built especially for the Mango, what a fantastic gesture of love from your two-leggers!

Tail Wags,

The Girl said...

You'll just have to go on errands and get your momma to buy you a new cuz!

I am glad that the stairs turned out to be good for Mango. Geesh, why couldn't they have explained in the first place that they were more Mango friendly?

Brown dog kisses,

Samantha ~ Holly and Zac ~ said...

Oh dear, poor Cuz! hehe

Your steps look great.

Holly & Zac

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mango!
I am so sorry for your Cuz! From the video I can see you loved it!
Hurray for the Mango Friendly Steps!
Kisses and hugs

Noah the Airedale said...

At least your cuz still has legs. Ours are legless.
Love the steps matie. You've mastered them pawfectly.


Sami & Baylee said...


Those steps look just perfect for your handsome self! Mommy about got us a cuz at the petstore but she wasn't sure of the durability, are they easy to chew up?

Oh, My mom just checked out the geek site and she got some laughs and she said she would like to have a blender that powerful but then she saw the price and said OUCH!

xoxox Lovie Dovie Girl- Baylee

Saint Lover said...

I love your new steps mango. Those look really mastiff friendly! We'll have to hire you guys to make some saint friendly steps some day ;)

Kirby said...

Bummer about the busted cuz. I hate when that happens to my toys. I bet the new super Mango friendly steps made you happy. They look great, and you look great heading up them. Enjoy!

Your pal,

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Oh the poor Cuz. Nice that the steps are Mango friendly now

~ Girl girl

Niamh said...

Excellent destruction Mango! That Cuz never stood a chance with you on the job!

That was so great of your people to make Mango sized steps for you. Enjoy.

Your friend,

Ike said...

Those look like much easier steps to lumber up.

Puglette said...

sorry to hear about the demise of your cuz. :o(

But please tell your mom thanks for that awesome link!

Asta said...

I'm sowwy about the demise of youw Cuz, but he gave lots of pleasoowe to you, that was his aim in life, so he desewved a fond fawewell
youw staiws awe pafect fow you..awen't you glad it's done
smoochie kisses

Snowball said...

Mango, I have a small orange Cuz too but mine is still brand new.

You new steps looks good. Your master is so nice to make this nice step for you.


Aniemother said...

Oh the poor Cuz, but he's in a better place now! And I'm glad the new stairs proved to be extra Mango Friendly.


Maggie and Mitch said...

What a shame about your Cuz! We think you overworked the poor guy!
Nice rise of the steps! They are just perfect for you, Mango!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Booker the Treeing Walker said...

Those are great stairs! We love the Blender website and will have to forward to our teen-human who is a geek at heart and loves loves loves "Mythbusters." Her favorite Easter dinner was the one when a guest showed her how to nuke a CD ...

Amber-Mae said...

Oh poor Cuz! You really need that Mango Friendly Steps!!!

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

Moco said...

Good job on the cuz. When does the new one arrive?
We love those stairs, but it would take me 2-3 steps to get up them.
Grammie looked at that web site, but being a techno moron it means nothing to her. How could anyone be late coming home to feed you because they were looking at that.

Mack said...

Wow - you have your own steps!!
Mom thought taht website was hilarious!

River said...

I like the new steps--they would be good for beagles too! Poor cuz. You really enjoyed it while it lasted. As for that website--my mom used to watch those things on YouTube (she is the ubergeek of the library system). It's pouring rain here and I refuse to go out.

love & wags,

Samantha ~ Holly and Zac ~ said...

Hi again Mango,

Do you mind if we add you to our blog links list?

Holly & Zac

Randi said...

Wow Mango...those stairs were built just for you! But I think some nice outdoor carpet would add a lot of traction...especially in those rainy Mass-a-chew-sits days...

& please tell Dexter Labradude that I'm gonna go to the Halloween party too...gotta book my reservation..thanks for the reminder...since my mom/secretary's wrist is sore with that silly Mr. Car Pull Tunnel, she hasn't gotten to sprinke pee mail anywhere!

love & licks,

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Dewey Dewster said...

Gee MAngo...

Sorry about the demise of yer yellow cuz...we do the same thing ta ours....their stay here is always a short one....

Wow those new stairs are pawsome....now that's an easy climb fer ya...yer family must really love ya fer sure.....but then ya really are a loveable chap...

Dewey Dewster here....

Joe Stains said...

omdog you MURDERED A CUZ?! I love Cuz and I could totally go into this huge dramatic thing but, well, we killed all of ours too! woops! the Silence of the Cuz.

Glad the steps are working out for you!

The Zoo Crew said...

I have the warrior-like pose going on too! No leg lifting here.....why expend that extra energy?