We went to the park, but there wasn't anybody there to play with, so I decided to go for a quick swim. There was a leaf floating in the pond which looked like it could potentially be fun to eat.
Where did it go?
I had to go snorkeling to nab it.And once back on land it required killing! Those leaves can be pretty dangerous, you know.Relentlessly Huge started his day off as usual with the running of the errands. I'm not sure what the appeal is to riding around in the giant dog crate (as Niamh calls it), but the beastie actually dances at the mere mention of the C-A-R. Here he is preparing for the journey.
Trying to wedge himself into the front seat as usual. Does he even know how big he is?
About the only good thing about the Mastiff Mobile is that a Running of the Errands usually involves a car cookie. I guess the big guy is hungry from his relentlessly huge diet because he didn't even let momma take a proper photo before he sucked this one down his cavernous gullet.
Ah, home at last.Where I was eager to greet him and see if we could get down to some serious back yard action!I tried to get things going by smacking the RH in the face with my tail. Come, on, big guy, let's bitey face.
But he was too busy "thinking" to play with me. Boo hoo!I asked Momma if maybe we could play with the giant soccer ball. I'm not sure why I like this ball so much. Its made out of hard stuff, so you can't pick it up and it hurts if you get hit with it, but I really like chasing it and frequently ask momma to kick it around for me (plus it gives her exercise because she has to chase me).Look at me corner! I am like lightening!Whoops! Why does my butt look so HUGE in this picture? Need to work on certain people's photography skills (Amber-Mae says this is a "pucker buntut" - I'm not sure what that means, but it makes momma laugh whenever she says it).I'd make a great goalie.Oh yeah, I wanted to tell you that I hardly ever use the stairs anymore to get on and off the observation deck because.... I can fly! Here I am leaping up. Whee!Dexter done!
P.S. I put a rather handsome photo of myself on the banner to replace that grotesque picture the Relentlessly Huge had posted. I'm thinking about, sigh, Randi!