Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Escape from the Blender

For those of you fortunate enough to go to the Halloween party, you might recall that Lacie thought it would be a big joke to put me in a blender! Oh the horror! The Mango will NOT be made into a smoothie by some interfering little so and so!


Fortunately, my good pal, Sruffman, was on the case and he came up with a super idea. He grabbed this blow torch and told me that if I could just summon a giant Mango fart that he would light it and I would pop out of the blender.









OK, OK, I know what you're thinking, "Mango Man, the Scruffer is the one that got you into all that trouble in the first place, what with his putting on the Mango disguise and all."

Hey, I thought the costume was pretty convincing and it would have absolutely solved my double date "issue" if not for that meddling Lacie...

Anyhoo, I told Scruffman to fire up the torch and pro ceded to expel my huge and odoriferous Mango gasses, and, well, guess I had more Mango-ness bottled up than I had thought...

I mean, the Scruffman and I were totally launched into outer space!

Woah! I am weightless! I think I can see my estate from here. But after a few orbits, I was feeling a kind of hungry and knew it was time to make a landing.

Scruffy said we should have brought along a pair of shoots (huh?), but I told him a little late for that now!

We were coming in fast and man was it hot! I told Scruff to just hang on and I would find us something soft to land on.

Wouldn't you know, I found the perfect spot.

Something soft and flabby that was big enough to be seen from outer space!!!

Yes, friends, Lacie's butt!

'Nuff said.Mango Man! Oh yeah!

43 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Me thinks woo will pay fur that khomment -

I'm just sayin'

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

You're the escape artist, Mango.
Thanks goodness you have enough natural gases to make a successful launch into the outer space then landed onto the soft&flabby spot.
Happy landing after all diasters!
Glad to hear your story, can't wait to hear from Lacie, hehe!

Peanut said...

Oh hahaha about Lacie's butt but she will get you. Yes she will

The OP Pack said...

We just love you, MangoMan - woo make our Mom laugh so hard - and that makes us furry happy too.

Maybe woo need to start to market those gas fumes - what with all the energy concerns and such.

Woos, the OP Pack

Lacy said...

w00f's Mango, me iz wiff Khyra, u gonna b in big trouble...

b safe and run,
~rocky~

The Three Musketeers said...

Uh-Oh , you're so gonna be in trouble . BOL !

Lots of Loves ,
The Three Musketeers

Petey said...

Ahhh, I think we've just read the Post of the Month for November!

Excellent. (And you realize I'm risking my life saying this if Lacie reads my comment?)

Your pal (probably in need of protection),

Petey

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mango!
I agree with our friends. Lets wait what Lacie says about your comment!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

Scruff here...pawsome job, Mango! We think it's worthy of Post of the Month too...um at least Babystan and I do...(and Mumsie has tears runnin' down her face and coke zero blowin' out her nose...)

Outta space was a GAS, Mango...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

GOOD ONE, SCRUFF!!!

THAT'S THE FUNNIEST POST WE'VE READ IN AGES!!!!!!!!!

ROLLIN' AROUND OF THE FLOOR AND LAUGHIN' TILL WATER COMES OUT THEIR NOSES AND FARTS COME...WELL...you can imagine the rest.....

Scruffy and Babystan

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

You are horsemeat, Mango...

Be afraid...

Be very afraid.

Lacie

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Woh... what an adventure you doggies had... Cool escape

~ Girl girl

Asta said...

Mango I'm speechless..how can you be so mean to my BFF

(Asta shakes her head sadly)

I liked youw escape plan but best not to talk about tht landing
you awe in Hooooge twouble now
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Maggie and Mitch said...

Revenge is sweet, Mango, but be on the look out! We don't think Lacie is going to take this laying down on her soft flabby butt! hehehehe

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Samantha ~ Holly and Zac ~ said...

Hehe, oh Mango your tales make our person laugh.... :-)

Thank you for nominating Zac for the photo contest. :-))

Your pals,
Holly & Zac

Aniemother said...

BOL! I'm not sure you're completely out of trouble yet..

Bajas

Abby said...

Hi, Mango...

Ummm...I'm guessing that will not be the end of the story...

Abby xxxooo

Toffee said...

That was one of the funniest posts ever! OMD!
How did you not pass out in the moment that you were in the blender with your, er, um "gas?"...

hilarious.

River said...

That was too funny. But you can't talk about a lady's butt like that without some backlash. That will be interesting.

love & wags,
River

Moco said...

That is one powerful fart. I have a feeling that a war of great proportions is on the horizon after your comment about one fuzzy butt.

Technodoll said...

You are one hilarious melonhead, LOL!

Dannan and The Girl said...

I think Moco's right, and now you and Lacie are at war. She's one tough customer, so watch your back!

Brown dog kisses,
Dannan

Pee Ess I'm very glad you got out of the blender, and that you didn't burn up on the re-entry.

Kodak the Eskie said...

Holy cow! Those are the coolest pics I've seen! Thanks for making me and mommy smile!

Hugs, Kodak

Asta said...

Mango
You'we not the one kept up all night wif Lacie's sobbing and sniffling..I am
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Scottie the 'cutie' said...

LOL!! That is such a cool adventure, Mango! You made my day...*wink*

Hope you have a great day too!

Scottie

Deefor said...

Hey Mango
You really have some amazing adventures. Glad you landed ok. Where is that giant blender? Must belong to some really scary big human.

Deefor

Chef said...

Ha! Ha! Ha! Mango, I heard the explosion all the way over here in Montreal! Powerful, man! But be careful, my friend - I don't think you've heard the end of this one... could be a big bummer. Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm so with you on this one.

xoxo
Chef

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

We're very glad you and the Scruffman landed safely, but we've heard that Lacie doesn't get MAD, she gets EVEN! You better be ready for the repercussions! BTW, last night, Poppy could have propelled both of you into outerspace without the aid of the blow torch. We think it had something to do with green beans!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

The Three Musketeers said...

Oh mango , don't be jealous ~ BOL ! Just kidding (:

Lots of Loves ,
Three Musketeers

with love, Madison said...

Mango, the blender picture makes us scared!

Amber-Mae said...

This is hilarious! Dang! What sooper gas you had in your money maker!!!!

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

Eduardo said...

BOL! Oh Lacie is gonna get you for that! Waaaahaaaahaaa that is one story!
Hugs & Snugs
Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle

Eduardo said...

I love this blog, Big Dude!
Hugs & Snugs
Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle

Ruby Bleu said...

I don't envy you Mango...I wouldn't want to be anywhere near the wrath of Lacie...let me know if you need a getaway plane...

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Eric said...

HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Oh my...my belly hurts from laughing so much and Mom is doing very unlady like snorting.

You're going to pay for that dude. But it will be worth it.

Wags. Eric x x x

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

that is just awesome.. We didn't know that one rather large dog could have so much gas. Well we don't know how one little Callie girl can have so much gas..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

I'm awaiting my apology....and flowers, candy and um hmmm...COLD HARD CASH.

Or Mango...

I dare you to GO OUT ON A DATE WITH ME..........

heh heh heh heh heh....

Miss Lacie

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

WHOOOOOOEEEEEEE MANGO...THIS IS JUST GETTING BETTER!!! GO HEAD...WE WANNA SEE YOU GO ON A DATE WITH LAC....

but ur gonna hafta get in line....

ALMOST HYSTERICAL....

Scruffy and Babystan

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Bask in your glow...more like bask in your gaseous vapors...not to worry...Eric probably still has a vintage WW2 gas mask around his house somewhere I can borrow...

As for MJ not givin' her approval? I'm thinkin' she will...

Our night of "fun and romance" (oh pawdon if I sound sarcastic) will have to be when I'm back...probably in a week or so...I'll let you know...

I'm already gettin' calls from People mag wantin' an interview...

Lacie

Any thoughts on where we should go? So I can plan an appropriate wardrobe?

Chef said...

Don't go, Mango. It's a setup.

Saint Lover said...

OMG i dont even know what to say I am laughing so hard I am crying! You two absolutely cracked me up!

Ike said...

That made me crack up!
Ike

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

Hey, Mango, our mom says EVERY pair of shoes she wears in the back yard are magic poop finding shoes! As much time as she spends out there, you would think that ONCE in a while, she would come back without any poop on her shoes!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

Bogart said...

Hehehe - GO MANGO MAN!

Love,
Bogart