The Invastion Part II

Dexter here. I am still worn out from all the driving I did on Friday. Plus, I think I am deaf in my right ear due to Lacie's non-stop yelling all the way home. So, I am going to turn the blog over to the Relentlessly Huge. Its been a loooong weekend.



Mango Man here. First off, I have to apologize that I have not visited my friends lately, but it has been insane here on the estate. I'm also regretting inviting all those terriers over. I figured it would just be a small party and they were local, but seven terriers in the house... oh man!

When last I posted, Lacie and the gals had locked themselves in the guestroom....

My Darling MJ sent me this text message.
mango i am texting you from my blackberry...geez...you call this a slumber party...lacie hasnt quit talking since we got in here...i keep trying to escape but she wont let me....i miss you my big man

But she must have had her blackberry camera on a timer or something because next thing I know I received this image!


Doesn't look like MJ is suffering too much. I don't know what's in those smoothies...

OMD! Lacie is totally trying to open the sunroof and poor Maggie is trapped in some head cooker and Agatha, well, guess she's guarding the blender.


EIYEEEE! Talk about your bad hair day! Uh, on second thought, MJ looks kind of hot as a blond. Is Lacie growing a volcano out of her pointy little noggin?




Meanwhile, us guys were getting kind of bored.Sruffman had brought along his blow torch and suggested we light some farts. I reminded him what happened last time, but he said if I stuck my huge and magnificently shapely butt in the fireplace it would be OK.

Here goes...Whoops.

In the morning, I sent the pee-wee up to check on the girls. What a mess they made! I see Agatha made a temporary bomb shelter. Is that Lacie hanging off the foot board? Is she for real?

Dexter assured me that they were sound asleep (even though Maggie kind of has her eyes open).So I very quietly snuck out to the Mastiff Mobile for the Running of the Errands (because it was Saturday after all).

What the? Where's Momma??? Must get into front seat and remove the horror!

But alas, I was trapped and Lacie zoomed through the doggie dog store drive through and even nabbed my car cookie! This is too much. The Mango is foaming at the mouth mad! That Lacie is the worst. What next?Mango Man! More to come...