Tuesday, December 2, 2008

The Invasion - Conclusion

For anybody interested in what the gals were up to whilst us guys bonded over a few brewskies, you can check out Lacie's blog. I don't know why she thinks that I, Mango, put those evil Lacie things up around town. Maybe her reputation pre seeded her.
The final act of the Nutcracker and time for my debut! I must say I was a bit nervous, but I knew I just had to be good! So I donned my costume and joined the corp for my first number.

I know what some of you are thinking, "Oh, Mango, you are wearing like a toot toot thingie." Sure, but I am confident in my Mango manness. Plus, the audience loved me. They were all like "oh, ah, I can't believe that is actually MANGO!"


Then it was time for my duet with MJ. I didn't know she was such a gifted dancer! She was light as a feather and the perfect partner.
But let me tell you, everybody has seen the Nutcracker about 29548 times, so I thought, this audience is ready for something new! A big finish! A finish that only the MANGO can give them.


I whipped off those tights (they kind of pinched my most private Mango-ness anyway).


And turned my freak on!


Oh yeah! That's what I'm talking about!


The audience went wild! They were on their feet, stomping and clapping and shouting, "Mango! Mango! Mango!"


Suddenly, I heard the most horrible shrieking sound. Seems a certain small and annoying terrier just couldn't bear all the accolades I was receiving. That's right, Lacie went totally cracker dog!


She dove into the orchestra pit!


That poor conductor must have thought some savage jungle beast was attacking him! She tussled her way through the string section! (Does her butt look like totally HUGE in this picture or what)?

And on to the stage all yelling and yapping Tsk tsk. Not very ladylike.


In no time, the security guys called the police who promptly broke up the mayhem.


Lacie was unceremoniously escorted to South Station and told to get on the next train to PA, no stops, and to limit future travel to places outside of Master Chew Sits.


Hah!


Agatha and Archie offered to put Maggie, Mitch, Scruffy, and Stan up for the night and MJ went to bail out the mastiff mobile (I sort of can't drive because I don't exactly fit in the front seat).

Back at the Mango Estate, I was eager to enjoy some peace. MJ joined me in the dog cave for some meditation time.

Ah....

I learned many things this weekend;

1) I am a totally gifted dancer!

2) Never invite more than one terrier to your house without also inviting some "normal" doggies to help keep things under control.

3) MJ is also a good dancer, a good meditator, and a perfect lady. Plus she slobbers and farts which are really endearing qualities in a gal.

4) Lacie is, well, LACIE! 'nuff said.

Mango Man, Oh yeah!

40 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

OH MY!

I'm almost ashamed to have her living in MY state of Pawsylvania!

Do woo think oHIo would want her?

Woo sure fill some mean ass tights!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Time fur yet another khurtain khall for woo!
PeePeeEssWoo: I did tell her on her blog woo said terriers were sooooo high maintenance...

Peanut said...

That lacie is something else alright. I just haven't figured out what the something is. haha

Koobuss said...

WOW!!

What can I say?? Sounds like you had a very educational weekend filled with cultural activities. I think that Lacie was just performing some of her very own dance interpretations. She's extremely talented, you know.

As for you, Mango, I never realized that you were so graceful and such a gentleman. You carry yourself with such dignity. I can understand why you might find us terriers a little goofy.

Love and Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie

Gus said...

Mango, I want you to know that not ALL terriers are wound too tight. SOME of us are quite Mellow. Like Me. I am a Mellow Fellow.

However, there is no such thing as a Mellow JRT.

I hope you will give us a chance to redeem our breed.

gussie

Dewey Dewster said...

Oh my Dog....

Lacie has gone and done it this time....can't believe that she isn't under house arrest....it's a wonder the orchestra didn't all have heart attacks seein' Lacie descend upon 'em like a ragin' bull......

Um, Mango.....glad yer secure in yer manliness cause that ballet dress was too much fer me ta even cast my eyes upon.....

Boston will never be the same....of course the beatin' the Patrriots took from the Steelers on Sunday didn't help either.....

Dewey Dewster here....

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

MANGO...I HONESTLY THINK I AM TRULY GOING TO

BARK BARK BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK.....

NUFF SAID...

LACIE

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Gee Mango...Lacie isn't in a particularly good moodie...mind if we boyz bunk with ya for a couple of decades?????

Scruffy and Babystan

Scottie the 'cutie' said...

OMG...you sure make a great ballet dancer, Mango! Have you considered other genres of dance? I see you got a bit of breakdancing talent too...how about jazz, ballroom and hip-hop to spice up your routine? *wink*

I hope Lacie didn't get into too much trouble...I think she's just a bit nervous coz you're in the spotlight instead of her...=)

Scottie

Sami & Baylee said...

Mango,
You look so handsome! Your a dog of many talents. I have missed you!
Love Baylee

Asta said...

Well Mango
thewe is no doubt that you and MJ awe vewy gifted and tewwific dancews, but ahem...as a tewwiew, I take umbwidge to youw vewy pwejoodiced view of us..not nowmal????hmpwffffffff

weluctant smoochie kisses
ASTA

The FOUR Musketeers said...

great picture up there :D

Bae Bae said...

Woh.. that sure is some dancing and pawtying

~ Bae

Snowball said...

LOL. I didn't know you can dance to gracefully, Mango. Well done! I won't even dare to try.

Luv
Snowball

Noah the Airedale said...

What's this about terriers matie?????????ay ay ay???? hee hee. Love the dress dude. I nearly didn't recognise ya.
As for Lacie. Wow what spirit! She's gonna be angry with you though. Better watch your back lol.

tailwags
Noah x

Sophie Brador said...

Mango Man, You made me long for my days as the principal dancer in the Russian ballet. You would have been a great addition to that company, but you must beware. One cruciate tear and it's all over baby.

xo
SB

Stanley said...

Mango & Labradude!

My booty is totally dragging after reading the last 4 posts on the Nutcracker Fiasco of 2008. You know the Boston Police Dept is STILL talking about you pups!

Would that we could see actual video footage of you in action. And, I think you should not waste your methane - but bottle it for use in emergencies. I'm sure we've all faced situations when we would like to clear the entire room!

At least you now know, for sure, that you and Lacie are not meant for each other. MJ is definitely the lady for you, man!

Goober love,
Stanley

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

You are, indeed, a gifted dancer, Mango! That orchestra pit must have been really freaked out when Lacie jumped on everyone! We're glad you're back at the estate and resting comfortably!


Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

Petey said...

Mango, on behalf of all polite, well-mannered terriers (ie: Non-Lakies) I may have to make a pilgrimage to Massa Chew Sits to restore our good name.

Just relieved that you left the Ballet with your nuts uncracked.

Your pal (and fellow gentleman),

Petey

Toffee said...

What a pawsome dancer your are! Although I am kinda glad that you removed those tights...too much information about the Mango if you know what I mean.

Do you think it was Lacie that caused all the commotion at the Boston Pops opening a year or so back??

The FOUR Musketeers said...

it sure is fun ! And its our first time ! :D

xoxo ,
Four Musketeers

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET.

Lacie

Dozer and Coop said...

Speaking of farts, stop by our blog because you totally ruined the visit from the Queen of England! Now we'll never get to go to England!

Dozer

Mack said...

Wow - you are a ballet dancer too!?
Do your talents never end???

Joe Stains said...

holy crap dude, banned in Boston!! I probably would be too cuz I'd have to pee on all the Red Sox. You really are an amazing dancer, and I should know since I am the number one boyfriend of world famous Sophina La Brador! I hope you and MJ rest up.

Samantha ~ Holly and Zac ~ said...

We are just catching up with your happenings Mango. What an entertaining weekend you all had!

BOL at you as a ballerina... you did look cool though!

You must all be exhausted!

Your pals,
Holly & Zac

Eduardo said...

WAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAA! OMD! Mango you go man! You were doing it big on that stage! I've got an award for you!
Hugs & Snugs
Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH...

Stop on by, Mango...the real story awaits you...

Lacie

Abby said...

Hi, Mango...

I can't say the TooToo look is your best...Although, I can tell you are an excellent dancer...

I don't even know what to say about Lacie's antics...

Abby xxxooo

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

That is awesome.. Great artistry..
Mom is so jealous..



Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Dear Auntie Momma,

Thankyou very much for allowing my brothers and me to stay at your house. You were a gracious hostess, indeed.

I want to apologise for the mess we left in the guest room. I know we forgot to pick up the candy wrappers and Aggie left a buncha coffee cups around. I may have left one of my blow dryers still on and runnin...I hope you found it. The er small fire in ur chimney was probably from furdryer #5 overheatin' when Maggie blow dried her beardie for the ususal hour and a half it takes her to tame that beast. I hope you have insurance...for once, it wasn't my blender that lit up the sky...ask Noah or Gus bout those prior disasters.

Thank you again for your hospitality. It was very kind of you.

Fondly,

Lacie

Pee Ess: To Mango...yes..I agree I would far rather work with you than against you...as for the little smolderin' issue, see above...I took one on the chin for ya...or rather Maggie did...get it Mango...beard, chin....DA!!!

Love ya lots...Lac!

Scottie the 'cutie' said...

Mango,

The package is from the Pay It Forward campaign...not exactly a Christmas present, but it could be an early Christmas present too I guess...hehe!

Hope you have a great day!

Scottie

Technodoll said...

You have the sexiest legs! Wow!

Swoons,

The she-akita Maika *kiss*

(I didn't show this to Dakotah or he would be all jealous)

Moco said...

Mango,
I have read your whole adventure and I must say it was quite the time. You are one talented and resourseful dude and MJ is the perfect partner. I bet all of you took a 3 day nap.

Amber-Mae said...

Woah! What is this!!!????

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

Homer said...

Hi Mango,

Just pop by to say thank you for your Christmas card. We just got it today!

Love,
Homer

Agatha and Archie said...

Well it has taken us awhile to respond as we have been putting out fires all over town..MANGO MANGO MANGO did ya see the front page of the GLOBE??????You are there with your tutu.........(well there is also Lacie flying into the pit) And um....the Nutcracker has sort of been cancelled for the rest of the season....ssometning about they wont' be able to handle another fracas like this last one.......ummmm the Boston Staties also called and uh said something about a GIANT party that was really realy loud going on your house and they may have to talk to your MOM... Agtha just wanted to tell you to remember she WAS NOT THERE right???....hmmmmm this could work in my favor........Gotta go......there are reporters at the door.......more to follow...A+A

Nessa said...

Our Mama would like to tell you that your use of the phrase "cracker dog" from the James Herriott novels made her morning. Tricky Woo forever!!!

Licks,

Nanook and Pooka

Randi said...

Aw Mango..Looks like you had quite the adventure...& I must say your Mango Manly legs look very Masculine & furry in that outfit...

Where what Dexter during all the chaos?

Love & Licks,
Randi

Aniemother said...

Oh wow! I never knew you were such a talented dancer!

Bajas

Eric said...

I have to say Mango you are talented beyond belief and I hear you are to be the back half of the pantomime horse in the Christmas production? Hmm as for terriers not benig normal what's that all about..can't judge a dog by another......(specially Lacie)

I am a gentledog of fine reputation if you please.

Respectfully Eric xx