This place rocks! Check us out! I was sending photos to the gals on my phone... wish you were here.... NOT!
The day went by pretty fast and it was time to head out for the ballet. We staggered... uh, I mean, strode purposefully out into the daylight. Archie might have overindulged, but Stan said not to worry and bounced up and down on him a bit. Mitch, well, let's just say he needed some air.But where was my mastiff mobile? That guy standing there said, "oh, is that your car?" And to my horror, I spotted my precious ride.
Well, it was worth a try. Lacie and MJ insisted on trying out too. Here they are waiting their turn. Look at those dancer ladies! They are watching me put on my mastiff moves. They are clearly impressed, and...
So was the judge! I was immediately signed on to perform that very day. (MJ got a part too, but they told Lacie better luck next time - I think cause she's a spaz).
Now that Nutcracker ballet is pretty long and obviously they had to give other dancers some stage time, so I was told to be ready after intermission.
I figured, great, we can all watch act I together. Which seemed like a good idea at the time, but, did anyone even think to remind me that act I has like a total GIANT RAT in it? Agatha saw that giant rat on stage and started sort of vibrating. And then the other terriers saw it too, and with a shout of "earth dog!" they were upon it.
The horror! The utter humiliation! It was up to me to do something, and fast. I must say that this whole terrier attack was very upsetting and without thinking I let out a giant Mango fart! One of the peoples next to me passed out immediately and somebody else yelled, "gas attack" and the lights came on and there was like a stampede out the door.OK, solved that problem.
Mango Man! Oh yeah!
Stay tuned for my debut.