Sadly, I might need to fumigate.Our holiday decorating continues. Tonight, Momma brought the dogtivity boxes up from the basement.This being junior's first holiday, he was unclear regarding what a "dogtivity" is.Set it up! Set it up!
Momma insisted on putting her red tree next to the manger which I think diminishes the authenticity, but what can you do?
The pee-wee got his card from Randi today and he absolutely swooned when he saw it!That Randi is quite a little vixen. She wrapped herself all up like a present. Pee-wee was all like, "oh, she is all wrapped up just for me! Randi, my cougar!" He wanted to keep her picture on his bunker.Randi sent a package for the squirt too! It had these cookies (which he is supposed to share with me).And a collar with about 297 Randi's all over it.The kid almost passed out when he read her little note, "Merry Christmas my little cub! Since I saw you nekked *sigh* I thought a nice collar would be appropriate. A cougar is protective of her cub - so if any other ladies get near - they will know you are spoken for!"Yuh, whatever. I really like Randi a lot, but I am at a loss as to what she sees in a little pee-wee midget hump meister like my brother. I suppose love is blind.
Meanwhile, we are amassing quite a collection of cards! Soon there won't be any mirror left at all over the mantel. I am so excited to receive each and every one.
And speaking of cards, I suggested it might be time to send out the next batch, but to my horror, when I grabbed MY box of cards, this is what I discovered!It seems some dotty old hens CAN'T COUNT even though they went to engineer school and everything. Momma promised she would only use a couple of my cards, but I think she might have used more than her share to send to..... peoples!!!!
Thus I must apologize to any doggies who do not get a Mango card this year. You can blame Momma. Next year, I will do the ordering myself. Thank you very much.
Mango Man! Oh yeah!
P.S. If you are wondering why I am remiss in visiting your bloggies, blame it on this book which apparently is "impossible to put down" whatever that means. At first I was excited that it was a book all about, Joey, but Momma says its about doggie splurgury.