Monday, March 16, 2009

Apology, Demolition, Beagadoon, and Macho Mango

I need to apologize to all my friends as I have been quite lax in keeping up with your bloggies lately. Of course it is all Momma's fault as she claims to be TOO BUSY to help me visit my friends. I am particularly frustrated that she still hasn't added my new pals to my link list. I don't know what is so important. Yesterday she totally abadndonded me for the entire day to go off someplace with my sissy-in-law and her mom. I guess we'll hear about that little adventure later.

Oh yeah, and tonight the internets keep going on and off so I might not even be able to visit yet.


Now I am told that I will need to share my bloggy with her so that she can keep you posted on the barn construction. Oh man! Today was demolition day.




I was not overjoyed by the loud noises and retreated to the furthest part of the estate to practice my meditations.

Pee-wee wanted to supervise and he was kind of mad that we had to stay inside whilst the barn eating machine was at work.




Thank goodness I have my work with Petey to keep me occupied since I am clearly being neglected by my peoples. For those of you out of the loop, Petey is putting together just about the most important production of all time.... Beagadoon! I have the honor to be lending my skills behind the scenes. I spent most of the day consulting with Petey.



Oh yeah, I also feel the need to make some comments regarding my recent Macho Macho Mango photo (here it is again, gals).


The Mango makes no apologies for being one hunky dude with his macho tool belt and many of you bloggy gals have been swooning. Apparently there is a wee bit of jealousy amongst some of you blogging dudes.

This is particularly true of Oscar and Tucker. It seems their besotted sister, Tinkerbell, has posted my Mangoness over her bed and that doesn't sit right with the little guys.


What can I say? When ya got it, ya got it.

Mango Man! Oh yeah!

30 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

I told them how I want woo to do a posterior shot so we khan see the butt khrakhk!

AND MAYBE just a wee bit of dukht tape somewhere?!?

Sorry about the barn razing - woo khould have khome hung out with me!

YES, PeeWee does look a little too anxious to 'help'!

I'm so looking furward to my Beagadoon love scenes!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Jan's Funny Farm said...

So sad. But from the ashes a new barn shall arise, we hope.

We read your post the other day about the temp fence and your friend's mishaps with one. But our computer crashed and we never got to leave a comment for either of you. That was one funny story.

Nibbles Treats said...

Mango, if you post a shot of your rear with duct tape strategically placed, we will personally come to Master-Chew-Sits and kick some Mango butt! We may have to hire a few big dogs to help us though.

Oscar and Tucker

Agatha and Archie said...

And Mango You have got it.... Love A+A PS Archie says if you want to come over here.. the plows are gone and he will try to stuff you in his crate so you can watch tv.

Pamela, Kira and Scampi said...

Oh yeah! You got it baby! be mine-Kira the beaWootiful

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mango!
The barn is gone! That huge mechanical hand took it in pieces!
I just imagine all the noise!
I am so sorry some boys are jealous but you are Macho Macho Mango Man!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Lucia said...

Ciao bello Mango --

Santa vacca, whatta hunka beefcake... sigh.....

Tanti baci!
Lucia

Stella said...

Have a little mercy on us girls, Mango, just a little, please?

Kisses,
Stella

Puglette said...

wow, that machine was kind of scary and awesome all at once. we have an old house on our lot that needs to come down...i am way scared to have that thing chomping about!
hugs,
puglette

Amber and Nala said...

And you've definitely got it! ;) That is cool that you had a real live demolition day but I don't think I would like the loud noise either! :)

Kisses,
Nala

Huskee and Hershey said...

Hi Mango,
Yes I read all about your role in Beagadoon.. bet you'd be really busy preparing for it!
Hope your meditation managed to keep the noise out... poor Dexter, he looks like he'd much rather be out there rather than in the house! (I hate loud noises so I think I prefer to meditate like you)..

Noah the Airedale said...

Oh how sad, the barn is gone. How old was that barn? Did your dad build it? You may have mentioned it in an earlier post but we're a bit thick down here and cant remember but do you know how the fire started?
Tell your mum we know all about pinkies being busy.

tailwags
Noah

Martha Basset said...

Hi Mango
Thank you for posting that great picture of you in your tool belt again! We love it!
Ah well the barn is now no more - sad but well thats it! Everyone is safe, that is the main thing.
It would have been an awful lot of noise for you.
love
Martha & Bailey xx

Suzuki said...

Such a good photo droooooooool ;-)
Big licks to you
Suzuki
xxx

Maggie and Mitch said...

Mom wouldn't play your video, Mango. She said it would have been too upsetting for us to see that evil machine eating your barn!
But we did enjoy seeing your tool belt photo again! You are one handsome dude!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Abby said...

Hi, Mango...

That Barn Eating Machine's jowls are almost as Relentlessly Huge as your's are...

And, again, with the tool belt picture...Please have mercy on us ladies...Be still my heart...

Abby xxxooo

Aki and Poopie said...

aw.. we are so bad to have missed that bit with your macho macho mango man... tsk tskk.. how can we even miss such a thing? thanks for reminding us about it again though. we would surely not want to miss it for the world.

i think dex needs to put on a hard hat and run over the demolition job quick.. he sure looks anxious to help.

cant wait for Beagadoon.. i hope it has some seious dancing and singing.. we'd love to see you do the can-can mango!

drooly kisses,

Aki

dewdana said...

Demo does look loud and scary! Moose gets the same look as you had in you retreat. I call it the Mr. Long Ears face! Everything is hanging down and looks long, especially his ears. It is a harbinger of bad things to come! Glad you all made it through!

Tom and Tama-Chan said...

You certainly lead a busy life, Mango. How do you keep up up with al those activities? Do you have a social secretary?

Dennis the Vizsla said...

holy cow and they say that i destroy things!!!! ok bye

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Yes, Mango, I can certainly verify that you've GOT IT.

You better come and see....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Laciegirlie

Wipin' eyes delicately with a lacie hankie....

Ludo van puppy said...

arg Mango, I woulda been so scared of that yellow monster I woulda been barkbarkbarking!!
~lickies, Ludo

Mack said...

You've done it now big dude!!!

Paris is asking everybody if we have your phone number!!

That tool belt photo just put her over the edge!!!

Joe Stains said...

omdog that barn eating machine called CAT is scary! I would have been barking my brains off at that thing. I would have been right next to Pee Wee supervising. I am not jealous of you in the least buddy, I got my babe.

Nessa, Nanook & Pooka said...

Hah! You got it. Now Pooka is trying to find a tool belt too.

There may have to be a Casanova Showdown between the two of you - although let's face it, you're both so lazy it won't be much of a fight.

Licks,

Nanook

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Hey Mango...Stanny coulda dee mol ished that barnie with his jaws...he's pretty good at destruction if he feels like it.

Um...well...WE NEED TO WARN YOU.

Lacie is firmly ATTACHED TO YOUR KILTIE CUZ SHE NEEDS A DATE FOR THE BEAGLEDOON PREVIEW SHOWING.

Good luck gettin her off...

Better you than us.

Chortles,

Scruffy and Stan

Moco said...

Will Petey's play be on Broadway? Maybe he will get a Tony.
We would be barking our fool heads off at the barn eating machine.

The OP Pack said...

Looked like Harvey was making a big mess for a while there.

So when do we all get to see that big crack?

Tail wags, the OP Pack

Niamh said...

Serious demolition going on at your house. I love barking at machinery.

Your friend,
Niamh

misskyliem said...

See I told you Mango that thing looked hungry! IT ATE YOUR BARN! I sure hope you don't have to pooper scoop up after it! BOL

I am a fan of the Macho Mango... :) But Pee-Wee has tainted him to little black dogs I think... BOL

Licks,
Kylie