Thursday, March 12, 2009

Macho Macho Mango

I have been in pee-mail communication with a doggie named Ass-Ton. He just came to live with one of the other uber geeks where Momma works. Today he sent me this message along with a photo.

Hallo Mango!

I wanted to send you a new picture of my sweet new bomber jacket. It is
straight out of Top Gun. With this, the bitches can't resist me :-)

I also met my cousin Tia last night. I wanted to play so bad but she
kept running away from me. She is really stuck up though, I will wear
her down.

Auf Wiedersehen,

He must be really confident to call himself Ass-Ton, but I can tell he is packing plenty of attitude. He is clearly one cool little dude and I am hoping that he will get his own bloggy soon, so all you gals out there, leave some fan mail for him and I will be sure that he recieves it (and if he can get his dorky daddy to give him some pooter time, we might see him on DWB soon)!

Momma is not pleased that our living room has been turned into the set of Tool Time.

But us guys know that having lots of tools is very important! I am quite excited about my new cordless screw gun. If you bigify you can see my slobbers shooting out the sides of my large and always wet jowls.

I have been helping Master prepare the barn for the demolition. We had to get a BUILDING permit to TEAR DOWN the barn (and they call me dumb). Plus we had to get permission from the board of health (do you have mice in your barn? yes, they are well done, duh), our neighbors, the electric company, and almost the hysterical society (what part of Victorian REPLICA don't you understand).

We spent most of the day getting ready for demolition (which is scheduled for Monday).

So here, by popular demand, is my macho macho Mango photo (control yourselves ladies - bigify at your own risk).

Mango Man! Oh yeah!


Gus said...

OH MY. We live in an hysterical district too. Sometimes it is loverly. Sometimes it sucketh.


pam said...

Well Mango I would leave a fan letter for Ass-ton but after seeing you in that tool belt you're the only one for me.

Meja the Sharpei puppy

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Would woo please turn around so I khan see the other side!

Please, khrakhk me up!

PeeEssWoo: Wow, woo are on droolie dude! I mean, the khute little fella would need a life vest with his bomber jakhket!

dewdana said...

Aston is purty darn handsome in his bomber jacket, almost as handsome as Moose in his fancyboy coat or Mango in his tool belt! Sure sounds busy up there, your coffee table looks like my kitchen counters and I am none too happy but have no one to blame! I hope you are not being deprived of car cookies, walkies etc!
Moose + Dana
p.s. I have to get a permit to do something the county is requiring everyone to do... how stupid is that? What are they going to say no? They are the ones making me do it in the first place!

Peanut said...

That picture is going to drive the ladies wild.


RAise your hands in the aiiiraah
If u a tru playah!

I love it when u call me Big Popa!
Hey Mango.. your the new biggie smalls- (the deceased rapper legend ) ASS ton has nothing on u!

Anonymous said...

Wow Mango, you sure do look handsome! Feather says her heart belongs to a red & white Bull Terrier that lives in CT tho. She does admit she's tempted. And your little friend looks awesome in his little bomber jacket. He really should get a bloggy of his own, we'd stop by there all the time!
Hope you get all yer permissions you need, why the gov't always hafta be in our business anyways??

Feather, Darla & Pappy, the TN Bull Terrors

Tibby said...

Hi Mango!
You certainly are a macho man! I really like all your tools, my Owner Boy has lots of those! I hope your new friend gets his own bloggy! I always have room for more friends!
:) Tibby

Suzuki said...

Big licks to you

The OP Pack said...

Mango = woo so crack us up!!! Macho macho Mango - way to go, big guy!!!

Congrats on your role in Beagadoon - we just can't wait to see THIS!!!

Tail wags, the OP Pack

Niamh said...

I much prefer a man in a tool belt than in a bomber jacket Mango. Your new friend is cute and I hope he gets a blog, but it won't compare to your Relentlessly Huge one.

Hope the demolition goes well.

Your friend,

MJ's doghouse said...

WOW WOW WOW.....I DO LIKE A MAN WHO KNOWS HOW TO WORK HIS my mom was looking at the first pic...with all the mango slobber...and she thought you had a cat in the corner...but it was just a blanket...anyhow Mango...pleast dont put too many manly pics out there...i can be wrestling for mango time at my age...and my heart just pounds so hard....

Abby said...

Hi, Mango...

I was gonna send a message to that handsome, Ass-ton...

But then...I saw you...Oh My...Be still my heart...

Abby xxxooo

Scottie the 'cutie' said... sure look macho with that tool belt! Ass-ton looks very cool too in his bomber jacket...=) Hope the demolition thing goes cracked us up with your mice 'well done' line! *grins*


Lucia said...

Ciao Mango!

Sigh .... wait one second AGAIN: mia ragazza is on the floor laughing like a complete moron over your post and I have to wait until she gets back up here ... (you wouldn't believe how long it took me to hunt and peck out THIS little bit of typing on my own...ages!)

[Grrrrr GET UP!] Ok, she's back. So, ahem, Mango, I think you are da bomba, signor! I'm so young that I don't even have hormones yet but ooo cha cha ... I'm still all a-fluffer here over your tooltime boyliness.

A**Ton is cute [GET UP GET UP grrrr!], but ... I only have eyes for you, mio caldo amico!

Tanti baci!

Lorenza said...

Macho Macho Mango!
Sounds like you are going to be very busy next week!
I can't wait to see the extreme make-over!
Kisses and hugs

Amber and Nala said...

Aston is very cute but he has nothin' on you Mango! ;) You are lookin' fine with that tool belt on.


Jan's Funny Farm said...

Is there a fly on your nose? Or was your mom standing on the couch when she clicked the camera? But we like your tool belt.

Sami & Baylee said...

Mango do you have a tool belt? I bet you would look handsome in one!
xoxoxo Baylee

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Sheesch...I must have a fever again or somethin'...after lookin' at Tooltime Mango, I just felt this flush of um SMOKIN' HOT HEAT!

Oh wait..Mumsie has the gas logs on again...I am immune to your charms...sort of...

SO...ur Petey's assistant? You Beagledoon?

And I am an assistant kilt fitter...and frankly, I think you should definitely be wearin' a kiltie. I'll be over for measurments....


Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

OK, Mangoman...

As for the barn, seems like you need some kinda implosion to bring it down with little effort.

Now as for awaitin' the Lakeland Explosion (see our blog for details) we thought there might be a way to combine the know catch two birdies with one worm or whatever??



Pee ess...can we still call Peewee, Peewee?

Oh...Mumsie was on the phone earlier today and was readin' ur momma's nickiename for know the bad one? Mumsie read it just as this operator lady came on the phone and Mumsie got a bad case of IN A PROP REE IT giggles....lady musta thought she was laughin' at her!!!


Koobuss said...

Oh Mnago,

You look so sexy with that tool kit draped around you.
Sigh... Need I say more?

Love and Koobuss Kisses,

pee ess Why do you need a building permit to tear something down? Shouldn't it be called an "unbuilding permit"?

The J.A.Z Pack! said...

Oh Mango! We love your new sexy look! We are saving your picture to our screen saver now. PS Jack is all green eyed hee hee hee.

The J.A.Z. Pack

Stella said...

Sorry, Mango, no one, NO ONE will want to look at Ass-ton after seeing you in your Tool belt. Makes my heart flutter!


Huskee and Hershey said...

Hi Mango,
Aston's jacket looks very cool.. all he needs is some Ray-Ban!
Good luck with the reconstruction of the barn!

Martha Basset said...

Hi Mango
We thought Aston looked really cool in his jacket!
He looked very sophisticated!
But Mango, we must be honest, the slobber does it for us.
We can manage a fair amount ourselves and have been able to hit the ceiling with it but you are the King of Slobber.
Loved the picture of you with your tool belt!!!
love and kisses
Martha & Bailey xx

Maggie and Mitch said...

We bet you swing a mean hammer, Mango! What a hunk you are in your tool belt! Don't forget your hard hat, okay!
Aston looks pretty hot in his bomber jacket! Does he ride motorcycles?!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Tom and Tama-Chan said...

That is a totally awesome macho toolbelt shot of you, Mango! I wonder if #1 has a toolbelt somewhere...

Your Pal,

Anonymous said...

You look great in that tool belt, Mango! But I think those bureaucrats have it all wrong - the only thing you need a permit for are those slobbers - they look pawsitively lethal.

See ya!

Pamela, Kira and Scampi said...

Aston is cute, but Mango Man he has nothing on you! be still my beating heart. Oh how I love a big strong male dog!
-Kira (if you called me, I actually may come when called!)

Heather and Pumpkin said...

Oooooh Mango we could use your skills to fix up a couple of things at chateau Pumpkin. I tried to set your biggify pics as the desktop but momma wouldn't let me.


GSD Adventures said...

Daphne just fainted after she saw the last pic so I figured I'd comment. Cool tools. Good luck on the rebuild. Can't wait for updates. Tell your new little friend to get his own bloggy. That is the only way he can satisfy his NEED FOR SPEED in connecting with doggies!


Asta said...

That just isn't faiw to expose all of us giwls to that level of Mango I know what Mommi means by hot flashes, hehehe
good luck wif the bawn..we'we thinking of you
smoochie kisses

Nibbles Treats said...

Swoon! Forget Ass-ton, YOU ARE THE MAN!!! Thank you for fulfilling my request for a photo of you in nothing but your toolbelt! I am printing your picture and putting it over my dog bed! Hubba! Hubba! Nothing like a man with tools!


Mango - whatever! You don't have to be a 200+ lb. behemouth to win over the girls. You are such an overachiever! We're happy with the ugly-girl left-overs!

Oscar and Tucker

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

Aston sure is a cutie in his bomber jacket! We hope he gets a bloggy of his own...our peoples always like knowing that there are OTHER crazy peoples out there! We love your tool belt, Mango. We're hoping all those tools are replacements for the ones Master lost in the fire! Whenever our dad goes into a tool store, his eyes glaze over and he doesn't hear anything that anyone says to him!

Poppy, Penny & Patches

Moco said...

Tool Man Mango. More power! Take care to stay out of the ED or ER depending on what part of the country you live in.

Ludo van puppy said...

Oh yes, he looks very dapper! So Does you Mango in your tool belt.Sometimes I wish I did not have such long furs so I could pull off the macho look.

~lickies, Ludo

Anonymous said...

Oh Mango - Ass-Ton sure looks handsome in his bomber jacket but I must say, it's the dog with the big *jowls* and *drool* that does it for me!!! (wink)

Honey the Great Dane

Joe Stains said...

Woah Mango, is it really fun to stay at the YMCA? I always wanted to know if that was true. Anyway, I sure hope to see some of this demolition, breaking stuff is so totally cool. Our living room is filled with drums right now, so Mom knows how your Mom feels. Boys and their toys.

Dannan and The Girl said...

Woah, Mango, you certainly are one studly doggy!

It sounds like there is an awful lot of red tape to get through to tear down the wreckage. Would they prefer that your Momma and Master leave it that way??? This is a WTF moment, for sure.

Your new furend Aston is a MIN PIN. Did you realize that???? Be very careful, my furend. Min Pins are very clever and sneaky! (Roomie has two of them, so I have observed this in action.) If he gets a bloggy of his own, The Girl will be sure to tell Roomie, who loves all things Min Pin.


Anonymous said...

Oh Mango, I have to say, you look mighty handsome in that tool belt. I am sure you had to manage the tear down yourself. You can't leave that big of a job to a hooman!