I have been in pee-mail communication with a doggie named Ass-Ton. He just came to live with one of the other uber geeks where Momma works. Today he sent me this message along with a photo.
I wanted to send you a new picture of my sweet new bomber jacket. It is
straight out of Top Gun. With this, the bitches can't resist me :-)
I also met my cousin Tia last night. I wanted to play so bad but she
kept running away from me. She is really stuck up though, I will wear
He must be really confident to call himself Ass-Ton, but I can tell he is packing plenty of attitude. He is clearly one cool little dude and I am hoping that he will get his own bloggy soon, so all you gals out there, leave some fan mail for him and I will be sure that he recieves it (and if he can get his dorky daddy to give him some pooter time, we might see him on DWB soon)!
Momma is not pleased that our living room has been turned into the set of Tool Time.
But us guys know that having lots of tools is very important! I am quite excited about my new cordless screw gun. If you bigify you can see my slobbers shooting out the sides of my large and always wet jowls.
I have been helping Master prepare the barn for the demolition. We had to get a BUILDING permit to TEAR DOWN the barn (and they call me dumb). Plus we had to get permission from the board of health (do you have mice in your barn? yes, they are well done, duh), our neighbors, the electric company, and almost the hysterical society (what part of Victorian REPLICA don't you understand).
We spent most of the day getting ready for demolition (which is scheduled for Monday).
So here, by popular demand, is my macho macho Mango photo (control yourselves ladies - bigify at your own risk).
Mango Man! Oh yeah!