Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Putting Pee-Wee in His Place and My Bottom

When Momma arrived home from work today, she was unable to put the Mastiff Mobile in its house because THIS was there!


It seems that Master is setting up shop in her parking space from which to work on the new barn.

Today, the big CAT machine spent most of the day expanding the flat part behind the barn platform so that Master can have a nice patio.


It was still doing the digging until the sun went down. Such a hard working machine.


I did happen to notice that Pee-Wee wasn't home today. Apparently he was so dirty that he was starting to look like a chocolate labradog and subsequently was compelled to take a trip to the salon for a day of beauty.

My goodness, you would think that the little guy had been transformed into a Mastiff he was so pleased with his sleek, fluffy look when he got home.


I needed to take the squirt out into the yard for a bit of a talkin to. They must have pumped him full of mojo at the salon because you can see he is all jumping on my head and doing his labraleaps. What a doofus!





Is this any way to treat the Mango?

I am bucking bronco fed up with him and his stupid snarling face and body slams.


Once again, I am forced to do the Mango Smack Down.






Now it has been brought to my attention that having seen my macho macho Mango tool belt photo, some of you gals have been asking to see my bottom. Oh my!

OK, but remember you asked for it! Such firm, well defined hips, a jaunty set to the tail.





Here is my PG-13 version. Just a suggestion of even more Mango-ness.





Momma was unsure as to whether I should post this next photo because it is a bit R rated as it shows off my nards and smiley face, so consider this fair warning for you doggies of a more delicate nature. However, its all Mango, so here goes...







FULL BOTTOM MANGO!

Mango Man! Oh yeah!

P.S. I have recruited Bae Bae to help me with my work on Beagadoon.

Photo by Petey


Meanwhile, the Lacie Beast, having apparently recovered from her poopie problems insisted that I try on a kilt. I think I look quite dashing.

Photo by Lacie

Unfortunately, the little creature got her beard stuck in the pin and now she insists that I have to bring her as my DATE on opening night. Um, I think I can find some scissors before then.

39 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

*SIGH!*

Now THAT is poster worthy!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra O'Husky

Stella said...

Wow, Mango, that kilt just did it for me. You gotta be more careful of these pics you send out! whooo!

I did notice, though, that it looked like you could get Pee-wee's entire head in your mouth if you were a-mind to.

I hope you never are.

Kisses,
Stella

The OP Pack said...

We think you could so flip Pee Wee with one tuck of your head under his belly - boy he sure was full of some sort of mojo there!!!

The butt pose is ummm. rather revealing:-) And the kilt is so becoming on you. Hope you found the scissors.

Tail wags, the OP Pack

Koobuss said...

Very impressive. All of it. I mean, the entire post, video, and photos, etc. You know what I mean.

Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie

Gus said...

ditto on what Koobie said.

I think

Gussie

wally said...

Oh that's a mighty fine bum. I'm worried that your brudder is doing sheppy shark face. What I do when I see a lab is I grab its tail and don't let go. Though I'm tempted to put the labradudes in a room for an hour to see who emerges alive (or at least more slobbery). Oscar v. Dexter!

wally t.

Sami & Baylee said...

Mango you look so boot-i-lious. You handsome Mango! I need to learn the smack down move to use on Sami. Have any pointers?
Love Baylee boo

Niamh said...

As a Scottish girl I think that you look fabulous and manly in a kilt. And if you can cut Lacie off you, I'd love to accompany you to the opening.

Good job in giving Dexter the smackdown. He does look very shiny though since his grooming.

Your friend,
Niamh

Eric said...

Hey Mango handsome dude. I'd heard Lacie was sort of stuck on you,haaa! You might need some of masters tools to remove her. Good to see you supervising the barn rebuilding and the Cat. Amazing it's been working all day...in my xperience Cats sleep 28/7.

Wiry wags, Eric xx

Minnie-Moo (Rescue Lab) said...

Dexter, you are looking very handsome!

Your brother is scaring me a little with the kilt though ...

Minnie-Moo
xxx

Pamela, Kira and Scampi said...

The kilt is doing me in, (swoon!) Just get that Lacey off of it, and it would be much better!
-Kira the beaWoootiful

Petey said...

We may need the jaws of life to remove Lacie. Mango, you look so good in that kilt we may have to move you in front of the camera for a scene or two.

Glad to see the new barn is in the works!

See you in the editing room.

Your pal,

Petey

MJ's doghouse said...

i had to go into the ocean today for a cool down after seeing that picture of your rear end my mango...and you tell miss lacie that i will help her unattatch herself from you...i mena i dont mind that all those girls wanna love on you...but ...as long as you know who your number one big mama is...hugs...and I do love your smack down on pee wee...that is like the rock bottom move my brother tries on me...

Joey said...

Happy St. Patrick's Day, Mango and Dexter! And please be careful removing Lacie - she's such a sweet little thing.

See ya!
Joey

Lucia said...

Ciao Mango and Dexter!

Mango ... santa vacco, that's some serious cheesecakery posing, mio immenso amico. I had to have my girl hit me with the Squirt Bottle of Discipline a few extra times just to cool me down.

Dex, you are so clean and so, so shiny that you pawsitively gleam!

Tanti baci, ragazzi!
Lucia

Huskee and Hershey said...

Hi Mango,
I somehow think that Dexter missed you so much while you were apart, that's why he was doing all those labraleaps.. Isn't that sweet?
Wow.. I never knew Cats to be so hardworking! I thought they mostly lie around in the sun and groom themselves.. Guess I am wrong!

Suzuki said...

I'm barkless Mango... *swoon* but Tahlia wants to see a hot photo of Dexter...
Big licks to you
Suzuki
xxx

Amber and Nala said...

Oh dear Mango, I am blushing....you really know how to make a girl turn red. Anyway, onto another subject, tell Pee Wee he looks very handsome after his salon trip but don't worry you are handsome too! Looks like your Dad is working hard to get a new barn...that is exciting!

Kisses,
Nala

Heather and Pumpkin said...

I love the new Mango pictures. I wish the Internet was scratch n' sniff.

xoxo
Pumpkin

Moco said...

We are hoping that you do not have a stroke palying so hard with Dexter.

Lorenza said...

I forgot what I was going to say after looking at the last pictures!
Hmmmm....
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Aki and Poopie said...

i suggest you just remove the kilt and come in in your full mango-ness, Mangoman! BOL! taht way the Laciebeast would have a hard time following you around with a full kilt stuck to her face.. heehaw!

drooly kisses,

Aki

Scruff said...

Now you are a REAL dog Mango!
Gruffs from the Scruff

Martha Basset said...

Hi Mango
You really are fast becoming a pin up dog!
Bailey wants to print off the picture of you in the kilt, although we would prefer that Lacie was not attached!
She has a place above her bed where she intends to pin it!
Your Dad sounds worryingly like ours - never happy without a workbench!
As for the decking and the trees - dad put the decking onto the conservatory and had to cut it to go round the trees. Trees were there first and too nice to move! We dont know if anyone else in the UK has done this - our dad is a bit of a one off!!
Still he loves us and thats the main thing. He has never had girl dogs before and says he has never before bought dogs so many presents before..........we do like surprises!
love
Martha & Bailey xx

Maggie and Mitch said...

Geez, what kind of shampoo did they use on Dexter at the salon?!
That Lacie is just too much! You look so handsome in your kilt, Mango!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

MONA AND THE MOMMY! said...

What can I say Mango....what a body!! Looks like Dexter is getting very brave to take the Mango on but I see you put him in is place.

I bet the new barn is gonna be even better than the old one. That barn eating machine is scary and the noice hurt my hears. It has a big mouth like a dianasour.

Be good...Mona

Jake of Florida said...

At one point in the video, we thought you were going to put all of Dexter's head into your mouth!!! He did look quite handsome after his "day at the salon," but then you look handsome every day.

That kilt fitting was, ahem, very very pawsonal, wasn't it????? The good news is that Petey has found a role for us in the chorus of Beagadoon. The perhaps less good news is that we may be in for a pawsonal Lacie kilt fitting too, especially since she is coming our way for a picnick with Joey!

Stay tooned.

Jake and Just harry

pam said...

Thanks Mango. Meja passes out when she saw the pictures of your bottom. So maybe she won't wake up and bitey me all day.

Bobo the Sharpei puppy

Dennis the Vizsla said...

Wow, Pee-Wee is getting so big -- he's almost the size of your head!

Nibbles Treats said...

Dude! You have officially crossed the line. We are refusing to let Tinkerbell anywhere near the computer now. She would explode with teenage craziness (and we're not up for that challenge).

Pee Wee - love the clean look. If you need some help with taking the Mango down, just let us know. We know a guy!

Oscar and Tucker

Ludo van puppy said...

Dexter looks really shiney. hm, If I was him i would be going for your feets instead.

I can't comment on your other photos!!
~Ludo

Lady Kaos said...

I hope the barnn gets rebuilt really quick so the mangomobile can be parked in it's spot again!
Kaos

Abby said...

Hi, Mango...

You are the busiest dog I know...

My goodness...You make me tired...

Abby xxxooo

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Mango that is how we play but we are a just a bit faster at fighting back.. Keep working at it..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Cassie said...

Fun,fun,fun! AND, you look fab-u-lous in your kilt dahling! Smooches, Baby Rocket Dog

Joe Stains said...

How does the labradude hop and fly sideways? seriously??? he is like a harrier or a helicopter or some other crazy flying leaping thing!!

Glad to see your Dad is taking back some MAN SPACE!!

Technodoll said...

Um, what are nards?!

Oops!

Happy your mom n'dad are finally gonna get their back yard back, and all nicer than before right?

You two look so handsome, as always. Wish we could be that shiny. Sigh.

Lovies! Rooo!

The akitas

Tee said...

BOL! I hope you didn't slice too much of Lacie's beard ... she'd be looking somewhat lopsided no?

Did she get stuck on purpose?

Licks and Wags

Tuffy and the Dog Woods Pack

misskyliem said...

Mommy said I'm too little to be seeing things like that, but I peaked BOL!!!

Licks,
Kylie