It seems our cable modem had reached the end of its life and was no longer able to transmit all of my Relentlessly Huge packets, so we had to ditch it and get a new one and now I AM BACK! Be patient with me while I catch up with all your exciting news.
While I was away, Amber-Mae had her puppies! You can read all about it by clicking on the picture of her in the sidebar.
As a point of clarification, my Burbday is May 4th. When I sent DWB my burbday of 05/04, they thought it was in Australian and put it as April 5th. This was all most confusing to myself. Momma says if any doggies sent me a pressie already that I have to wait to open it. Is that right?
Master has started the second story on the barn.
Work has slowed down due to rain delays and the fact that Master is old and can only go up the f&$*ing ladder so many times a day.
Whilst we were bloggy deprived, I instructed Momma to put herself to good use by making some pupcakes. Mindful of Waldo's most unfortunate pupcake incident, Momma placed them well out of reach of my large and pendulous jaws to cool.
When it was time to sample them, I showed my usual gentlemanly behavior.
Others went absolutely cracker dog googly eyed.
Speaking of Pee-Wee, why do you suppose he is eyeballing my mastiff mobile?
Because he is now only allowed to have his pupcakes inside. This is due to his irrational fear of the Mastiff Mobile which is required for transport to wonderful destinations such as agilities. Every day he has to show that he is not afraid to get in.
But every day, he is most cautious, even when tempted by peanut butter muffins. He is always hopeful that he can reach his goal without actually getting in, but Momma is very tricky and knows his limits.
You can observe that the silly little brat wastes no time in exiting once he has cleaned up his foodables.
This all puzzles the Mango who likes nothing better than a ride in Mastiff Mobile. Dexter is one strange little dude.
All that is required of my large and ever hungry self is to look adorable.
Whoops! These things ARE googly eyed good!
In fact I scored a giant goober on the dish washing machine in my pupcake crazed state.
Mango Man! Oh yeah!