Thursday, April 23, 2009

Mango's New Monkey

I haven't been around to visit bloggies much this week. You can blame it on you know who, whose back is feeling much better (thanks for all your good thoughts) and is now going on long walks with stupid pee-wee and trying to force me to do weave poles instead of helping me visit my pals. Sheesh.

But the Dotty Old Hen is not all bad, because today she produced a brand new monkey stuffie!!! Which is all well and good as long as I am around to guard it.




But the minute I turn my back, the Pee-Wee Midget Hump Meister grabs it and actually humps the poor thing. Here he is getting in hump position. It's hard to catch him mid-hump.





He knows how much I hate having him mess around with my stuffies that way, so when he hears me coming he drops the poor monkey and takes off.


Are you OK monkey?




Then he's all like, "Oh Mango, can't we share? I promise not to hump the monkey."



And when that doesn't work, he changes tactics to, "Hand over the monkey now you gigantic freak!"



Sticks and stones, little dude, sticks and stones.




Come on, monkey, let's retire to the dog cave away from the midget hump machine.




Mango man! Oh yeah!

52 comments:

Peanut said...

Mango I can't believe he humps your toys that is awful. I hope the peewee stays away from your monkey

Rocky Creek Scotties and Java said...

Tell the peewee to stay away from your monkey - even Piper wouldn't hump a monkey - and he's a pipsqueak!!

Have a wonderful evening and we hope your Mom's back is better.

XOXO
Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Java

Moco said...

You are truly a savior of monkeys. Maybe National Geographic should do a special on Mango and the Monkeys.

bighoneydog.com said...

Aw, Mango...I want your monkey too!! It is so cute! I love the picture of you curled up with it next to you - like your baby puppy! Tee! Hee!

Hey - come over to my blog as I have an award for you too!

Slobbers,
Honey the Great Dane

Lexi, Qwill, Shiner and Trophy said...

We have that monkey too. his name is Wow! Trophy picked him out all on his own when he was a wee pup and drug him down the toy isle. Wow was WAAAAY bigger than Trophy then. We're sorry yours is getting violated tho. :)

Gus said...

Mango Man! Saving the earth, one Monkey at a time!

gussie

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Master of your domain?

Oh wait, KING OF THE JUNGLE!

Glad your sweet DOH is feeling better!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Abby said...

Hi, Mango...

Oh..How nice...A brand new monkey...

I don't blame you for wanting to keep him all to yourself...

Abby xxxooo

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Good job Mango take your monkey and go to the cave.. You are one smart pooch. What was Pee-Wee thinking humping your monkey?

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

the professionals said...

i am in looooove with your monkey he's furry furry cool!

Stella said...

Thats a great Monkey, Mango, does he squeak or make any noise at all? I love when them guys make noises.

I think Peewee should maybe go live with Tanner Torkelson, they seem to be two of a kind.

Kisses,
Stella

the TN Bull Terrors said...

We're glad you finally got another munkie, now the trick is to keep bergermeister humpmeister away from it! Good luck!

Feather, Darla, Pappy & LizzaBella

The OP Pack said...

That's a great picture of the little dude calling you names - glad you told him off!!

Good news on Mom's back, good news on the monkey, blog report will get better, we know you will make it happen.

Woos, the OP Pack

Pamela, Kira and Scampi said...

Mango, nice new Monkey, just keep the little guy away from it. Your massiveness should keep him away.
-Kira The BeaWootiful

Dr. Liz said...

What a great super-hero-like rescue of your Monkey!

Allison (Dog Mom) said...

Hey Mango! We like the happee orange color.

Wuv,
Gus and Waldo

Niamh said...

Great orange monkey, Mango. That Dexter is so gross to try to hump it all the time. If Ambrose tries that with any of my toys I will be mortified.

Your friend,
Niamh

Lacy said...

w00f's, me likes ur monkey..glad u mama feels better..heehee dat peewee is a sneaky dude..

b safe,
~rocky~

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello mango its dennis the vizsla dog hay wot abowt spanking the monkey wood that be ok??? ok bye

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mango!
I am sure you can protect your new monkey from the humping machine!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Peewee humps da monkey? Hmm... wow...bet that irritates the monkey just a tad, huh?

we don't know what to say...the only objects in our house that fear that are sheets and towels...Scruffy finds them womantic for some reason...ya gotta love him....

Barkin' at ya Mango...

Laciegirlie

I'm so glad that special tincture I mixed up for Momma's back helped...I know it didn't smell so good, but I've found Limberger cheese combined with goat dung really seems to help with backaches....wonder how your moms coworkers are enjoyin' it...she has to wear it for the full 6 week course...then we go to the really strong stuff...

Barkies...

Laciegirlie

River said...

A new monkey! I hope you have a long life together. Don't let that labradork get his cooties on it.

Hope Mango mom keeps feeling better.

love & wags,
River

Niamh said...

Mango,

I have an award for you on my blog so please stop by when you can.

Your friend,
Niamh

Kirby said...

Mango,

So glad that your Mom's back is feeling better. I love the new monkey, but feel for you. It's no fun when Dexter wants to violate your new pal. Good luck keeping him 'pure'. He he!

Your pal,
Kirby

Maggie and Mitch said...

Mitch is forever stealing my toys too, Mango, but thank doG he doesn't hump anything! ewwwwwwwwwwwww
I love the color of your new monkey!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Aki and Poopie said...

gee Mango, were so happy that your mum finally got you a new monkey.. too bad little dex had to ruin your first moments together with the unnecessary humping..

i hope the monkey didn't turn senile or anything like that though. we suggest full time isolation from the black one. or if all fails, maybe a chastity belt would do. :D

good luck!

drooly kisses,

Aki

Stanley said...

Mango!!

Sorry we've been away, but I'm glad to see your monkey lovin' aparatus has been replaced. Hopefully the Dexter will leave it alone so you can enjoy all of its orangey goodness yourself!

We're sending along some belated goob smooches to help your mama's back. Glad to hear she's feeling better. Congrats on all the awards, too! You deserve each & every one of them, man!

Goober love,
Stanley

DCampy34 said...

Great you got a new monkey - now all you need is some type of security system

Woodrow, Sweetie, MJ

Martha Basset said...

Hi Mango
Martha never shows much interest in my stuffies I am glad to say. I do like my toys.
Martha isnt as playful as me although she has been playing with an empty tub recently!
She really is a daft dog but at least she leaves my toys alone.
If only we didnt have to share......
love
Bailey xx

Brind'Amour said...

Mango,

Protect that monkey with everything you have! Tell pee wee he should get his own monkey! Dude, I feel for ya!

Wiggles,
Brind'Amour

Joey said...

Congrats on your new monkey, Mango! It's a nice one! Glad your mom's back is feeling better.

See ya!
Joey

pam said...

You are the much bigger dog (ahem) for not letting PeeWee's taunts get to you. Stay strong Mango.

Bobo and Meja

Heather and Pumpkin said...

I think that monkey is the same size as me!

xoxo
Pumpkin

The 'splorin' Wolfies said...

we did not realize we were in for some x-rated adventures! hehehe! saige and Guinny

Ludo van Doggy said...

Keep the Monkey away from Dexter, Mango! I casnot believe he would do that to your favourite kind of toy.
~lickies, Ludo

Saint Lover said...

HI guys... glad to see you are well. I've missed catching up on you two handsome lads... sorry I haven't been around lately. But I am getting my priorities in line and blogging is moving up the list.. lol

Love the new monkey. Apollo has a big brown gorilla that he carries around. Must be something about those apes that is so appealing to dogs.

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Mango...course I have a pierced belly button...I just don't usually show that section...and yes, dogs have navels....check out Peewee's .....

Now considerin' YOU WERE HATCHED, MANGO...I doubt you have one....

Was ur egg lyin' on the dinin' room table and suddenly cracked one day?? And you popped out, spittin' shell everywhere??? I figured....

So...I guess no belly piercins for ya,Darling....

Love,

The Beastie

aninhas said...

Loved the orange monkey :)
hehehehe
Kiko love biting everything too :)
Mango do you any help? :)

hugs and kisses from kikos world
visit us, ok?
http://mundodokikoecompanhia.blogspot.com/

Joe Stains said...

So PeeWee is the monkey on your Monkey's back? Looks like you guys are keeping busy over there, how is the construction going?

Agatha and Archie said...

Big fella, you need your own bomb shelter,only it will have to be a little bigger that mine..I am working on it.. Agatha

Lady Kaos said...

Sasha sometimes humps stuffies, too. It drives Mom crazy. Your moneky looks like a lot of fun!
Kaos

wally said...

That'll show 'em. I'd hide my stuffies on my back but I'm fairly certain that would only make them easier to hump.

I had one of those honking orange tangs too. Alas, he was beheaded, de-stuffed, and honks no more. Poor orange tang.

Keep up the good work, Mango.

wally t.

misskyliem said...

That makes me sooo happy Mango to see your with a new Monkey! I sure hope you keep Dex from humping it!! BOL

Licks,
Kylie

Becky said...

Glad the Mango's Mom is on the mend! Cute monkey!

Nibbles Treats said...

A new Monkey! Yeah!!! Continue to go to extreme Mango precautions to keep the Humpmeister away!

daisydog said...

Hey Mango. Thats a cute stufie. He is so talented he even rides bareback. You better keep PeeWee away from that one!

Amber and Nala said...

Keep your monkey safe Mango!!! :)

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Hey Mango...what did you think of that pic Lacie sent ya??

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Scruffy and Stanny

GoldenSamantha said...

Guess the peewee's the original hump-mobile - yuckie!!! Mango - you are truly deserving of your bootiful monkey, but I have this little award for you at my blog if you would kindly accept it! Huggies and Snuggles xo
Sammie

Lucia said...

Ciao Mango!

I have a much-beloved monkey, too -- it snuggles with me in my kennel every night. If ... I ... ever ... caught ... another ... doggie ... having ... its ... way ... with ... her .....SANTA VACCA!! There would be big barks, big bites and wayyyyy big trouble!

Tanti baci!
Lucia

Mack said...

He'd rather HUMP him than DESTROY him???? Man I guess I just don't understand labs at all....

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

That is one swell monkey Mango!
xoxo-BRD & Hootie