I haven't been around to visit bloggies much this week. You can blame it on you know who, whose back is feeling much better (thanks for all your good thoughts) and is now going on long walks with stupid pee-wee and trying to force me to do weave poles instead of helping me visit my pals. Sheesh.
But the Dotty Old Hen is not all bad, because today she produced a brand new monkey stuffie!!! Which is all well and good as long as I am around to guard it.
But the minute I turn my back, the Pee-Wee Midget Hump Meister grabs it and actually humps the poor thing. Here he is getting in hump position. It's hard to catch him mid-hump.
He knows how much I hate having him mess around with my stuffies that way, so when he hears me coming he drops the poor monkey and takes off.
Are you OK monkey?
Then he's all like, "Oh Mango, can't we share? I promise not to hump the monkey."
And when that doesn't work, he changes tactics to, "Hand over the monkey now you gigantic freak!"
Sticks and stones, little dude, sticks and stones.
Come on, monkey, let's retire to the dog cave away from the midget hump machine.
Mango man! Oh yeah!