Sunday, April 12, 2009

A Poop Mystery of My Own - by Dexter

Given all the excitement generated over Mango's poop last week, I decided to engage Momma in some mystery solving of my own devising.

So in the middle of an agilities run at school yesterday, I ran from the course and outside to the poopy place and presented Momma with my very own labrapoop mystery (oh yeah, I didn't graduate agilities because I still can't really do the dog walk or the teeter tooter).

As anticipated, Momma took my poop home and rinsed it off. Here you can see her posing with her size 8 1/2 foot.




Hmmm, what could it be? This nagged at her so much that she ran the mystery through the washy machine.


It is brown and made of cloth. What could it be?



To move onto a more interesting topic, I finally persuaded Dotty Old Hen to transfer my tags to my Randi collar.





Look! It is covered with photos of my cougar gal, Randi! Now she is close to me at all times. Oh Randi!




Lastly, I give you this photo revealing the Relentlessly Huge in all his "meditative" glory. I am attempting to teach him some fancy dance moves. He is busy trying to remember how to stand up. Duh.



Dexter done!

30 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

After that LAST khomment, woo deserved that poop!

Hoppy Easter!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: He knows how to stand up AND how to sit down on woo and your PeeWee parts!

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Did that cloth travel though your digestive tract, Dexter?
It must have a lot to tell what it saw in there, hehe!
I decided to study in depth Poopology 101 to assist your mom in the future!

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Now that was some poop!!
You are such a nice brother teaching Pee-Wee how to stand..
Oh she is a shameless hussy...

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Abby said...

Hi, Dexter...

My Goodness...What are they feeding you guys??

Rosco says he's glad you pooped it out, cuz it's not fun when you can't...

Abby xxxooo

GoldenSamantha said...

It's just so easy to run around the park or the yard ( or house, for that matter)and find something - anything interesting to eat, isn't it? And fun to watch the humans try to figure out what we did hehe!
Happy Easter Dexter and Mango!
Hugs and Love xo,
Sammie

The 'splorin' Wolfies said...

Holy cow! that was something else! wasn't that painful? Your mom is a good sport with your poops!

Martha Basset said...

We are worried about your mom! We think she is an undercover poop detective!

There is a woman in the UK, Gillian McKeith, who has a TV show where she examines human poos. Apparently you can tell a lot - wonder what that poo says about you?

Could it be that you'll eat anything?

We watched the video where you guys were lost too - we are never going into the woods again!

love and kisses
Martha & Bailey xxx

Gennasus said...

Hi Mango, thanks for stopping by!

Weave poles may seem a little dumb but you could soon get the hang of them - you'll be able to go through about four at once!! I look forward to seeing the photos!

Amber and Nala said...

Oh dear, could it be something that is used to garden with or a piece of an old shirt?? You boys have got to stop ingesting mystery items!! Your collar looks very cool!

Nala

Peanut said...

Oh man I am glad you pooped that out dex. That collar is cool.

Flash

Lorenza said...

Does your mom now has a sleeveless shirt??
Your collar is pawesome!
Happy Easter to you all!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Brind'Amour said...

Although the pooped out thing was quite fascinating, I really enjoyed those dance moves. I ate the face off a toy once and mom was really surprised when she found the eyes from it in the back yard!

Wiggles!
Brind'Amour

the TN Bull Terrors said...

Oh My, what is with you guys and all the poopin mysteries?? Bull Terrors are known for that kind of stuff and boy ya'll got us beat!

Feather, Darla & Pappy, the TN Bull Terrors

Rudy said...

Your Mom was so brave to run your poopy mystery thingy through the washin' machine... I don't think mine would have been!

Hey, we have the exact same weave poles at our house, from the same people! We also have another set that's got a metal base. The first set is for indoors 'cause the metal set is heavier and harder to move around.
Have fun with it!

Love,
Rudy

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

OK...now if I remember correctly, Mango gave us a load of crap (get it, crap???!!!) bout Mumsie washin' the grass in the backyardie when Stan had Dale sized diamaria poopers there...

Now...

First Momma leaves the Mango refuse on the counter for the Master to snack on???

AND

She brings the labrapoopie ALL THE WAY HOME so she can...drum roll

Put it in the washing machine.

Have you boyz driven her over the edge?

Like completely batty?

Dear heavens...she's right on the edge there....perhaps some quiet time in a darkened room with an ice bag might help....

Shakin' her head...

Laciegirlie

River said...

Dex,
You are a funny dude. But what did you eat?? Was it someone's pocket?

love & wags,
River

Moco said...

Your poor momma is dedicated to do all that to what came out of your backside. Did you tear that off an intruder to the estate?
That collar is awesome as is the wonderful Randi. You are one lucky pup.

dewdana said...

I think Moco has the only plausible solution... Somewhere in masterchewsits there is a burglar with a big hole in the seat of his pants. Teddy has lots of mystery poo but I am content with leaving it that way, best not to be reminded of my 'missing' belongings! Better luck next time on the agilities... Maybe you did not pass because you were busy passing something else!
Moose + TeddyNo + dana

Huskee and Hershey said...

OMdoG Dexter... please don't tell me that big chunk of cloth went in one end and out the other? I am so totally impressed with your feat cos if it were me, I would've had a major tummy upset...
Hmmm I am guessing you fought off an intruder and that was a part of his pants? Time to call in CSI.

Noah the Airedale said...

Willow pooped something weird not so long ago. Turned out to be the finger part of a glove. It was grose.
Wonder what you pooped out Dexter?

tailwags
Noah Willow Tess & Lucy

Joey said...

Hi Dexter! Another poop mystery! And once again, after studying it carefully, I have no idea what it could be. Congrats on the cool collar!

See ya!
Joey

Fenway said...

You appear to be a patient weave pole teacher, Mango!

Your pal,
Fenway

Mack said...

You really pooped that out?? It looks kinda like felt! Ouch that musta hurt!

Chef said...

Is that what's left of your Papa's sock, Dexter? I know a poopiefied sock when I see one! God knows I've pooped out plenty of those.

xoxo
Chef

SassyDog said...

You need fiber in your diet, but that is going overboard don't ya think! Lucky it came out! You boys are so silly!

Sophie Brador said...

Woah! Your mom washed your poop?

xo
SB

daisydog said...

Wow thats a silly look on your face!

Joe Stains said...

dude, wtf did you eat?! is that like a shirt or some underwear or like crap, I dunno?? Dexter, dude, you are really acting like MY Doofus. he eats anything that fits in his mouth!

with love, Madison said...

OH MY. H-mom is wondering how your human collected and carried that evil thing? And what would possess her to do the archeologist thing? Better to bury it and be glad that it passed without harming you ... hahahahaha ... Madison, on the other hand, is in awe. She thinks that this is the coolest thing, and suspects that you should also be called an "HONORARY GOAT." Even if you don't have a beard.

wally said...

WHOA! That collar was the greaterest! Whew! Though I think I would be spinning in circles trying to look at the pictures of Randi.

wally t.