Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Poop Mystery Solved and I'm a Mangogoober

Well, stupid Momma finally figured out what was in my poops. Not such a big mystery after all. You see on Sunday, I had a most yummers cow trachea.

Made from an actual cow (hmmm... do you think cows are related to mastiffs at all - that guy kind of looks like me, same alert expression).

She remembered when she was reading about poor Checkers poopy problems. Of course I knew all along, but I let her fret a bit.
So she is all happy that it wasn't something scary from the constructions.

Oh yeah, she just left the poop mystery on the counter with a note to Master that said "do you know what this is?" She didn't even tell him where it came from. It was gone when she got home and he said, "it wasn't food, so I threw it out." Gosh, I hope he didn't sample it.

My good pal, Stan of Gooberstan made me an honorary goob! I am Mangogoober! WOW! That is so wicked pissa cool. Thanks, Stan. Here I am demonstrating my gooberist face. Obviously, Goobers are very intelligent as you can observe from my most large and deep thinking facials.

Mango Man! Oh yeah!


Deetz said...

I bet he sampled it, he just ain't sayin....what a goober...he should get a goober award too....bol

Peanut said...

Oh we are glad you figured it out and hahaha oh man wicked pissa cool just cracked us up.

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Khongrats on getting your momma going fur a few!

PeeEssWoo: Khongrats on your MangoGoober status!

pam said...

Bobo and Meja Mommy would like to interupt this comment to say 'ucky poops on the whole cow trachea business'.

Mango I think I'm a goober too. Look at the picture on my site, we kinda look alike. Where does one go to get cow parts if one were so inclined? (don't tell mommy) -- Bobo

Mango Bobo is a goober. Just sayin. -- Meja

Mack said...

Mango, You are a goober extraordinaire!

And we were sortof close with the jerky guess...

Moco said...

What a relief. Don't you think she should have remembered that you had that cow traches? Your momma is in the same league as our crazy old bat.

Mason Dixie said...

Good think the mystery is solved and you are okay. =)

Heather and Pumpkin said...

I am little so I get a lamb trachea because its smaller. Mom thought I would chew on it a few days but I gobbled it up in one night. It didn't come out in my poops like that though.


Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Mango you are definitely a MagoGoober.. Such a handsome young man..
We sure hope Dad didn't sample that poo either..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Aniemother said...

Hahaha.. Hope he didn't sample it.. hahaha..

Nibbles Treats said...

I'm a goober, you're a goober, he's a goober, she's a goober... wouldn't you like to be a goober too?

Eric said...

Definately related to the Moo Mango. Though he looks kind of peed that you eat his cousins innards.

Wiry wags, Eric xx

pees. Is Hector or one of his clones taking Autumn to the wedding? he,heee!!

Niamh said...

Cow tracheas sound delicious but I sure hope it didn't hurt when it came out! You have a lovely big face Mango and I am sure you are constantly thinking deep thoughts.

Your friend,

Anonymous said...

Congrats Goober!! Glad yer Mom found out the poop mystery! Bet she's relieved! Thanks for lettin us know.

Feather, Darla & Pappy, the TN bull Terrors

Stella said...

Congrats, Mango, on your Gooberness. Do you have to go to Gooberstan to get anointed?


Lucia said...

Ciao Mango and Dex!

Wait, wait -- hold on [GETUPGETUP! YOU HAVE TO TYPE FOR ME!!]. Eva-ree-time mia ragazza sees "wicked pissa" in your bloggie or in comments from you, she falls on the floor laughing ... santa vacca ...!

Congratulazione on being dubbed a Goob of the Round Table, Mango. Should we call you Sir Mangogoober from now on??

Tanti baci!

PeeEss: molto glad you're A-OK after the Mysterious Output Affair!


I can't believe it's solved. It was better than CSI. I was hoping it would continue. Eat something else for next week's episode.

Congrats on the highest esteemed awahhhd!
Wicked Cool

The OP Pack said...

Congrats, Mangogoober - wa to go!!! and how could you Mom not remember that trachea? It looks like you never chewed it at all. Glad that's all it was.

Happy Easter.

Woos, the OP Pack

Oh my, word verification is so apropos - CHOMP!!!

SassyDog said...

Yucky, cow trachea?? Just give me a milkbone or liv-a-snap!!

the professionals said...

never would have thought of cow trachea! you rock mango i am going to practise on doggle poops thanks to you!

Scottie the 'cutie' said...

Trachea? Cool! It sounds and looks yummy! *grins* I hope your Master didn't sample any of that err..mystery! LOL!

Congrats on being made a goob! You SO look the part...*wink* Cute photo of you there!


Dannan and The Girl said...

Congratulations, Mangogoober!

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mango!
Mystery solved! Thankfully!
Congratulations MangoGoober!
Kisses and hugs

Anonymous said...

I can honestly say that is the last thing I would have guessed.

See ya!

Amber and Nala said...

Shew...glad the mystery was solved but oh dear, I hope Master didn't sample it either....GROSS! As for you being intelligent, of course you are or you wouldn't be able to control Dexter so well! ;)


Amber-Mae said...

Oooooh, trachea in your poop!

Butt sniffs,
Solid Gold Dancer

Joe Stains said...

Glad it was just some cow throat, we are big fans of that at our house. I sure wonder what its like to be a Goober, then I look at Tanner, and its very clear ;)

Stanley said...

Mangoober Boy!

Glad the poo mystery is solved because it was taking up WAYYYY too much time here in GooberStan for my taste. We are also big fans of the moo tubes. (I also bet your dad sampled the evidence and then decided to throw it away.)

Welcome to the world of gooberdom. We haven't issued passports yet to any citizens, but that may be coming soon.

Goober love,

Pee S
Nice goob face!

Maggie and Mitch said...

We love mooooooooooooo tubes too, Mangogoober! It's an honor to be one of Stanley's goobers! Welcome to the club!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Anonymous said...

Ohhhh, Mango - I want to be a Goober too!!

Hey - please come over to my blog to pick up an award I have for you!

Honey the Great Dane

Anonymous said...

What a goober-tastic shot of your Mastiff-ness!!! Those hoomans are so forgetfull! I think it's funny your Mommy didn't remember. Here she is blaming you for getting into something bad, when all along- she gave it to you! BOL


The 'splorin' Wolfies said...

hehehe! we could have told you that--we know all about cows and poop!

Brind'Amour said...

Cow trachea, WOW! I never had that. I'm more of a peanut butter cookies kind of guy. And let me just add, that you are WAY more handsome than that cow!


Martha Basset said...

Hi Mango
We take it you are not a vegetarian then? Yuch was what our mum thought to a cow's trachea but was it nice?
We are glad the mystery is solved anyway.
You look very distinguished in your picture and yes we can see what a deep thinker you are.
Martha & Bailey xx

Clover said...

Hi Mango!
Congrats on becoming a Mangoober!! I love your "goober" face in that pic. :)
Glad the poop mystery has been solved!!
Love Clover xo

Checkers said...

Gee Mango - I'm so glad my upset tummy gave your mom a clue!!! I hope you just ate way too much of that cow's trachea and that a big dog like you doesn't have an itty bitty liver like me!!! My little bout this week still has me very leary about eating - mom just cooked me eggs and pumpkin pie and I'm not going for it - she's totally beside herself. But I'm okay - it's been a nice sunny day here so I've just been lollling out on the deck in the sun.


Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Mom finally got a head shot and you are looking for my hiney? What is up with that. love you Mango..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Land of Lincoln Labbies said...

Congrats on being a goober! Glad mom figured out the poop mystery. We had to tell our Mom we would like to try some of those cow tracheas. She gives us pig ears but we have never seen cow parts!
They look yummers!

Sophie Brador said...

Hey Mango, Welcome to the Goober ranks!

Sophoober Bradoober

Lacy said...

w00f's, way to go Mango on becoming a goober...w0w, they sure fast wiff the barn building...can they come help me..

b safe,

wally said...

Man-GOOOOOOOOOOOO-ber. It's just fun to say.

Good job keepin' 'em on their toes with the poop.

wally t.

Tee said...

Your goober-ish-ness Mango. I congratulate you!

What's there to worry about poop ...? Humans always have 1001 things to worry about ...

Licks and Wags

Tuffy of Dog Woods