Monday, April 13, 2009

Poop Mystery Solved and Strange Sounds

Before I get started, Momma wants me to tell you that we are VERY MINDFUL of not leaving tempting things about the estate. She is always picking up stuffs that I believe belong in my mouth and pushing things away from the edge of the counter, but... things happen.

Based on the advice of some of my readers, Momma decided to check out Rick and Jarrod's bottoms when they arrived for work this morning, but they seemed not to be missing anything.

I, Mango, was able to quickly solve Pee-Wee's poop "mystery" through careful inspection of the "source."

Now It was only a matter of pointing things out to the Dotty Old Hen.

As you can see, my beloved road kill squirrel appears to be missing his tummy. Note the offending formerly poop encrusted cloth lying next to it.

Sure enough, it was an almost perfect match for the missing squirrel belly. It is a different color because it was his lining which I guess was more tender than his outsides.

Sadly, Momma felt that MY stuffie now had to be you thin iced and unceremoniously dumped it.

Goodbye squirrel stuffie. Sniff.

Here are some photos of my large and stuffie conservationist self during happier times.

Once again, I, Mango, have been deprived due to stuffie abuse from the little pointed headed monster. When will the nightmare end?

Mango Man! Oh yeah!

P.S. I have been hearing some very strange sounds on the internets lately. Click here and here to hear what I mean.


Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

So, will PeeWee have to khrakhk into his allowance jar and get woo another special skhwirrel?

I'm glad THAT mystery has been solved - woo two DO know how to keep your momma on her DOH toes!

As fur those sounds, HaRooooWooo!

I soooo understood what the latter two were saying about 'woo-know-who'!


Abby said...

Hi, Mango...

My Goodness...You guys keep your Mom on her toes...

Sorry about your Road Kill Squirrel...I know you will miss him...

Maybe your Mom will get a new one the nest time you do the Running of the Errands...

Abby xxxooo

Stella said...

Hi Mango,

Now who doesn't love a mystery and this one seemed pretty easily solved.

The next one will be: What happened to the Labradude?
Where is he, has anyone seen him lately?

Hmmm, not so nice, Mango!


Mr. T-Bone Beasley said...

I like to sleep with my stuffies too! After a GOOD talking to, I feel they should be comforted by my awesomeness.

Perhaps you should have a talk with PeeWee about how he would feel if someone ripped out any of his internals. I bet the stuffie thrashing would come to a screetching hault!!!

Hehehe! Im sending out lots of love and ESP to your road kill stuffie...

Mr. T-Bone Beasley

Joe Stains said...

ok I am going to have goat nightmares now. I am so sorry that you are stuffy deprived because of Dexter, I know all about it. My stuffies have to live in drawers and cupboards so that Tanner doesn't eat them to death. How did we get picked to be older brothers??

Maggie and Mitch said...

I feel so bad about your road kill squirrel, Mango! I know just how you feel! Younger brothers can be so evil and thoughtless sometimes!
What a strange goat that is!

Love ya lots,


Momma is the best poop detective evah! Does she have her F.MD- Fecal Matter Doctorate?

Move over Dr. G.

Those are strange sounds. Mom played the Malamutes singing and I came over to listen to the beautiful celine dion song.


Allison (Dog Mom) said...

Waldo: Wee iz so sorree to heer abowt yur stuffee trubble.

Gus: Yeah--you would know a lot about it, Waldo. You destroy my stuffies all the time.

Waldo: I don't know wat woo iz talking abowt.

Agatha and Archie said...

Why do you think I have a bomb shelter? Love Agatha

Lacy said...

w00f's, me iz sorry pee wee head tored up ur stuffie...mayb u cood sit on him and teach him to leave u alone..

b safe,

Dewey Dewster said...

Gee Mango..

Sorry about the demise of yer road-kill happens ta the best of 'em....'n we can't say anythin' about Dexter killin' the fellow cause we do the same ta our toy all the time.....yep, Gram threw one away yesterday cause she's tired of sewin' 'em up all the time jsut so we can rip it up 2 minutes later....'n there was fiberfill poo stuck ta my butt ta prove that I was the culprit who killed it....oh well....we said kind words when we said good bye....

Dewey Dewster here...

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello mango its dennis the vizsla dog hay do yoo want me to hav a chat with pee wee and maybe show him the errer of his ways??? let me no ok bye

pam said...

Poor poor Mango. We will catch you a new squirrel. Kay?

Bobo and Meja

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mango!
Hmmm... I guess right now Dexter is not your favorite dog in the world, right?
Sorry about your squirrel!
That goat is soooo funny!
Kisses and hugs

Heather and Pumpkin said...

Boy Mango, you sure are a good detective. Maybe you are part bloodhound. I'm sorry about your stuffie. I never destroy my stuffies and I would be mad if PeeWee ate one of mine. I heard "he who dies with the most toys wins" so I hoard them in my toy basket to keep them safe from cats and wandering labradorks.


Pamela, Kira and Scampi said...

Poor Mango, another squirrel toy bits the dust eh?I think that the pointy headed thief who destroyed it should be your next chew toy! Then maybe someone would get the point! Maybe not, Mom gets mad about that stuff, oh well
Puppy kisses for sad Mango from Kira the BeaWootiful

Anonymous said...

Hi Mango! Well, at least the mystery is solved, but it's really a shame about your squirrel. Those doggies on that video can really sing!

See ya!

Anonymous said...

mystery solved!! it's amazing - that big sheet can pass thru in one piece! happy the peewee is none worse for the wear from the poops.

Moco said...

We are glad that the poop mystery is solved. Dawson is always pooping out stuffie parts also. Thank goodness Dexter did not chew up any of the workers clothing.

Aniemother said...

Haha... What funny sounds! And I'm sorry about your stuffie. I know a thing or two about annoying little brothers...


wally said...

Oh the humanity! Poor Mango. I'm glad the poop mystery is solved but I think the labradude owes you big time.

wally t.

Suzuki said...

Awwww, Rest in Peace road kill stuffie!
Big licks to you

Niamh said...

Good grief Mango! That Dexter will eat anything it seems. I'm sorry about your squirrel. I've lost several good stuffies to my annoying brother so I feel your pain.

Your friend,

Ludo van puppy said...

oh Mango your poor stuffie. :( I get so sad when mine get put to BIN. At least the strange poo mystery got solved.
~lickies, Ludo

The 'splorin' Wolfies said...

HAHAHA!!! we like how you checked out the source!

Martha Basset said...

Hi Mango
We are pleased that you have solved the mystery. We are sorry that Dexter appears to have abused your squirrel!!
We understand that you are sad at the loss of your stuffie but Dexter is much more fun!!!
It is good to have siblings.........
Martha & Bailey xx

Brind'Amour said...

Oh Mango, I'm sorry to hear about your squirrel. I know how you feel. Take all the time you need.....


Fenway said...

Ms. Alpha has been amusing herself playing those videos of yelling and barking animals for me. Of course I chimed in and started bark-screaming.

Great evisceration of that squirrel stuffie. You degutted him like a surgeon!

Are you really that big? You weigh as much as 5 of me!


Coco - The Princess said...

We think that PeeWee owes you a stuffie and that he should use his cheese money to do it!

Tail Wiggles & Puppy Kisses,

Coco The Princess & Lady Godiva

Noah the Airedale said...

Oh dear that stuffie belly could have caused PeeWee some serious problems. My sissies do that sort of thing. They are a worry aren't they matie.


Jake of Florida said...

Mom wouldn't let us turn on the sounds, knowing that they would precipitate a loud unstoppable chorus from us!!!

As for the stuffie belly: little brothers have a way of stealing older brothers' toys, damaging them for good, sometimes ingesting the forbidden contents, and then wondering why they are always under lockdown!!!

We're sorry about your favorite squirrel meeting such an untimely demise...


Lucia said...

Ciao Mango and Dex!

Santa vacca, the things that go bump in PeeWee's entrails...!!

I loved your sound effects, BTW, but la mia ragazza has yet again fallen to the floor in fits of laughter [GETUPGETUP!!] over Joe Stains' comment about goat nightmares... !!!

Tanti baci!

Tee said...

Good thing cloth came out with poop. We've had a couple of instance where Joe had cloth stuck in mid-poop.

The Chief wasn't at all pleased ... though we all thought it was hilarious to laugh at Joe for a change.

licks and wags

Tuffy of Dog WOods