So yesterday a package arrived in the mail from this place which Momma said was for us.
OMG! Look what it was! A custom hoodie for the Relentlessly Huge! Can you believe it?
Momma said the nice lady at My Pet Haven helped her to measure the beastie and then she had to order about 900 yards of cloth to make something that actually fit him.
Even so, the hood was kind of snug due to the fact that his big old head is unimaginably large (the lady kept calling momma because she couldn't believe that the measurements were actually correct).
I found the whole thing kind of amusing. I mean, if it was possible for him to look even dumber, that super sized hoodie really did it.
But then the unspeakable happened!
Oh, I hope Randi doesn't see this. It is just too humiliating.
Momma tried on the dinosaur sized hoodie and it was even big on her (plus she though that having the message "Relentlessly Huge" so close to her jolly bottom might not be a good fashion statement).
Then Mango suggested we go outside to show off our new outfits!
This is too much! Please ignore the toxic slobber on my face. It is a hazard of living with the drool monster.
What a slob! He got his nice outfit all dirty already!
Then he yelled at me when I pointed it out. Plus he was disrespecting me for my dumb T-shirt and it was bad enough that I had to wear it, but I didn't need him blowing his disgusting kibbles breath in my face. I could have expired.
What else could I do?
SMACK DOWN!!! Who's the big dog now, you freakishly large beastie?
Oh yeah, I need to tell you that shortly after this photo was taken, we both were not looking where we were going and full body slammed into momma's knee (that would be about 300 pounds of flying dog). Momma cried a little and hopped over to the fence where she clung for dear life as our bodies continued to fly through the air. I hope we didn't break Momma.
My shirt got a bit dirty as well from all the Mango slobbers and such, so I volunteered to wash it.
P.S. Mango Momma here - for those of you who never thought you would find outfits for your full sized dogs, I recommend visiting My Pet Haven. They worked with me to get Mango's measurements and the shirt fits him great! As for Dexter, well, he is more of a nekked kind of guy.