Some of you might have gathered that there was a bit of an "incident" with Mango's monkey which resulted in one of it's arms accidentally falling off.
Even though it really, truly, wasn't me, Momma said I was a bad doggie and reclaimed the arm.
The Relentlessly Huge beast was so miffed that I was forced to seek shelter at Minnie's house until he cooled his jets a bit. Of course Minnie was very happy to see me. Look at her smiling.
I wish I could have stayed at her place longer. She was such a good hostess, but home I came.
Momma said that I had developed a bit of a labratude.
Now I have to tell you that yesterday Momma spent the entire day in Boston up to who knows what and did not walkie me, not even once, or take me to agilities, or play with me at all... ALL DAY! So when she offered walkies this morning I decided to show her what for.
I pulled and pulled with all my might and refused to listen to her no matter what!
Then I would look back and taunt her, "nah, nah, nah, you can't keep up with me!"
And I ran with my nose to the ground and acted like I had gone deaf.
And lifted my leggie on every single object even when I had run dry.
When we got to the school yard, I was asked to jump over this chain as some sort of substitute agilities practice, but I kept going under and let me tell you, some persons used such language.
Then at the worst possible moment I jumped and momma wasn't fast enough with the flashy box and got all grouchy. Hee hee.
When we got to the school yard I ran up on the jungle gym and wouldn't come down.
Ha ha! Come and get me!
I did manage to sit and rest for a bit. But only when I was ready.
Then pull, pull, pull, all the way home.
Even up the driveway. That should teach her to abandon me and leave me with nothing to do except watch boring baseball with Mango and Master.
As some of you might be aware, tomorrow is Mango's birthday and he wanted to post some baby pictures of himself to make everybody go awww....
Curiously, there are no baby pictures of him to be found on the pooter.
However, alert reader, Lacie, sent me this ACTUAL PHOTO that might be a clue as to why none of "Mango, the Early Years" have been captured.
I hope this is not to shocking for anybody, but it does prove that The Relentlessly Huge beast is not an actual doggie, but a mutant dinosaur sized creature that was actually hatched from an egg.
I suppose that's what can happen when you buy a "puppy" on eBay.
Meanwhile, I am still sporting my Labratude.