It has been raining here in Master Chew Sits, and you know what that means... here I come for...
Super Mango! In my magnificent red rain cape!
Ha! Eat your heart out, squirt.
My cape loses its super strength when in contact with the labradork. Too bad, little dude...
I am the only super dog around here! Note the keen and penetrating look on my super face! Please try not to smoochie your pooter monitor in order to gain access to my Mango powers.
My new pal, Jasmine, now has her own blog! She is a strange doggie. I suspect she is actually made of cheese, but you can see for yourself.
Several alert readers have offered useful suggestions as to how I, Mango, could participate in Pee-Wee's dog walk fund raiser without causing undo mastiff fatigue.
So last weekend I decided to try out some alternative modes of transportation that would enable me to join in the fun without too much strain on my large and not meant for long walks self.
Given that it will be a parade like atmosphere, why not enter on my own Mango float?
Or, if the wind is right, perhaps I could eat plenty of liver, thus forming deposits of gasses in my large and slow to digest self which would enable me to participate as an exciting balloon (of course they would need some strong peoples to keep me from totally blowing away).
While amusing, those options do not seem very practical. However, my good friend, Pumpkin, came up with something that I think might work.
When Pumpkin completed her fund raising walk, her mom bought her this sweet ride.
Yes, that is what I will do. I am going online right now to order one. What do you think?
Mango Man! Oh yeah!