Thursday, May 28, 2009

Mango Parade Options

It has been raining here in Master Chew Sits, and you know what that means... here I come for...


Super Mango! In my magnificent red rain cape!






Ha! Eat your heart out, squirt.





My cape loses its super strength when in contact with the labradork. Too bad, little dude...




I am the only super dog around here! Note the keen and penetrating look on my super face! Please try not to smoochie your pooter monitor in order to gain access to my Mango powers.





My new pal, Jasmine, now has her own blog! She is a strange doggie. I suspect she is actually made of cheese, but you can see for yourself.


Several alert readers have offered useful suggestions as to how I, Mango, could participate in Pee-Wee's dog walk fund raiser without causing undo mastiff fatigue.

So last weekend I decided to try out some alternative modes of transportation that would enable me to join in the fun without too much strain on my large and not meant for long walks self.

Given that it will be a parade like atmosphere, why not enter on my own Mango float?









Or, if the wind is right, perhaps I could eat plenty of liver, thus forming deposits of gasses in my large and slow to digest self which would enable me to participate as an exciting balloon (of course they would need some strong peoples to keep me from totally blowing away).






While amusing, those options do not seem very practical. However, my good friend, Pumpkin, came up with something that I think might work.

When Pumpkin completed her fund raising walk, her mom bought her this sweet ride.




Yes, that is what I will do. I am going online right now to order one. What do you think?











Mango Man! Oh yeah!

42 comments:

daisydog said...

Oh Man Mango! I like the stroller idea! Fits you perfecto!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Mango, We know you don't fit in that storller! But it would be an idea if you could find a supersize one.

Rocky Creek Scotties and Java said...

Mango Man - our mom got such a kick out of seeing you in that stroller that she let us donate some funds to PeeWee's Adventure.

XOXO
Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Java

Niamh said...

Do they make Mango sized strollers? And if they do will your momma be able to push it? Maybe you could hook Dexter up to the front and have him pull you!!

I was very glad that Ambrose did not come with us for my birthday treat. His farts would have made the ice cream taste awful.

Your friend,
Niamh

The OP Pack said...

Oh, man, Mango Man, how do you do it? You made Mom laugh and she so needs that today. She said to tell you that she has a triple baby stroller that your crafty dad might be able to configure to fit your RH self.

Woos, the OP Pack

pam said...

Mango Man Dude, you don't fit in the stroller. Sadly you look dorky. We are voting for your own float.

Tha 'Mango takes over Master Chew Sits float!' We're talking Mango style now...

dewdana said...

Your stroler plan is flawless! I don't see what could go wrong...
Moose + Dana

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

My mom almost lost it with the stroller pikh!

I loved the idea of Jasmin being made of frommage!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: SEE! Didn't I tell woo those 'babies' would shriek like The Lacie Beastie??? Getting to see them in human paws does give woo a better idea of how 'rh' they are!
PeePeeEssWoo: Tank woo fur making Dakota's mom laugh AND fur sending her sunshine!

Stella said...

I think you need something more like the guy next door got. Sort of a platform on wheels with push bars. Your Mom or Superman or somebuddy could push you around, and your Master could use it in the building business.

Kisses,
Stella

Pug(s) and Bugg said...

BOL! Man you do NOT fit in that stroller!!!!!

DCampy34 said...

Hey i have a cape too for after rain activities - such great pics - and i like the stroller idea - mommy used a little red wagon for sweetie when we did our charity walk - I ran 12 miles - with sweetie and her wagon attached!!

I also frequently pull the kiddies on the block around in my wagon

woodrow

Tank said...

I liked the balloon idea myself... hey Mango - need help asap. Visit my blog and sign up. Spread the word. Thanks, Tank

MJ's doghouse said...

mango...you need a mango wagon....it will be good for you and mom.ohohoh ..nooooooooo..did you see on ellen when she had a cooler with a motor....that would be perfect...you could make your mom buy a huge cooler with a motor...and all your foodables would be in the cooler and you would be on top of it...genius...if i do say so myself

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mango!
Yes, your friends Jasmine is a strange dog! But very cute at the same time!
I like the stroller too!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello mango its dennis the vizsla dog hay yoo mayk a grayt flote or balloon and they did a gud job skayling yoo down to fit ha ha ok bye

1000 Goldens said...

Thank you for making us laugh as always :o) Love you in your baby stroller!

Heather and Pumpkin said...

OMG Mango, you look great in my stroller! But now there is no room for me! Perhaps your mom could get a stroller built for 2. I know they make 2 passenger models for people puppies, so they must have them for doggies too.

xoxo
Pumpkin

Checkers said...

Mango - I think the baloon is your best idea - you can float above it all....

Owner of Storm and Jackal said...

Er. . . Mango you might want to go with a larger model. I don't think that one will hold all of you Mango-ness. Good idea though!

Jackal

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Perhaps a backhoe??? Um...we see your front relentlessly hooge half in the stroller...what happened to your back half??? You know...the part where your brain is?????

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

Um...darling...would you get that cone off Hector...that's just beyond cruel....poor little guy...tryin' to give a garden tour like his lovepup Autumn cept he has his head jammed in a cone...

Barkin' at ya...

Laciegirliedarling

Joey said...

Oh Mango, that picture of you in the stroller is hilarious!

See ya!
Joey and Zeke

the TN Bull Terrors said...

Mango! Dude! We were thinkin more along the lines of a golf cart.....who's gonna push that stroller? BOL!

Feather, Darla, Pappy & LizzaBella ^..^

Life With Dogs said...

I think you're going to need to visit Criss Angel before you'll fit in that stroller!

ocmist said...

I think the balloon idea is the best bet, Relentlessly Huge! Mom says that whenever we eat raw meat, we have enough gas to lift the house so maybe that would work for you too!

We just came over to tell you that you got an award from Corgi Country. We presented you with one of the “Top 10 Blogs that Make My Heart Smile” Awards. Thanks for being a friend and making us smile! Sniffs and Licks… OC, BG & Dott

Huskee and Hershey said...

Hi Mango,
You need a stroller, a VERY big one that'd be able to hold all of your Mangoness!!

Noah the Airedale said...

I'd like to put an order in for one of those stroller things. Why walk when you can stroll.

Noah x

Suzuki said...

BOL I'm going to check out your cheesey new friend :)
Big licks to you
Suzuki
xxx

Rufus, Indie (and Anita) said...

We think you should do your own parade for sure (the photos are so funny)!!!
You will need a Super Sweet ride!
Kisses
Rufus and Indie

Petey said...

And exactly who will have the strength to push your Relentless Hugeness in that stroller, that's what Mommy wants to know!

Me? I say bring back the bee costume....

Your pal,

Petey

Martha Basset said...

Great post! We cant get over the sight of you in the stoller!
That has to be the funnies picture we have seen recently!
We loved your cape although we thought it looked like one of our towels.........suppose all it needs is imagination!
love
Martha & Bailey xxx

Brind'Amour said...

Ooooooh, Mango, the float and balloon idea.....GREAT! The stroller idea...... not so good.

Wiggles,
Brind'Amour
PS - I'm going to check out your cheesy friend too! I love cheese!

Abby said...

Hi, Mango...

I hope the Dog Walk isn't very long...

That thing doesn't look very comfy...

I think I'd stick to the Float idea...

Abby xxxooo

Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

er, somehow I don't think the dog buggy is quite "you".

lotsalicks, Marvin xxxxxx

Amber and Nala said...

BOL!!! YOu fit so snuggly in that ride! ;)

Nala

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Heehee! I love the balloon idea - think of everything you could see! I just don't think they make strollers in your size. (Well, they do, but I think they are called 'cars'.)

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Not sure if you will fit in one of those. Mango maybe you can talk Mom into one of those Monster Trucks. That certainly would do the trick..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Maggie and Mitch said...

UH OH! We don't think you're ever going to get yourself out of that stroller, Mango!
We off to say hi to Jasmine!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Pamela, Kira and Scampi said...

Mango dude , that stroller is perfect for wooo!Can I fit in there too?
-Kira The BeaWootiful

wally said...

Liver gives me gas, too! I had not yet thought of it as a mode of transportation. Maybe you could use it with your superstroller as a means of propelling yourself?

wally t.

misskyliem said...

mmm Mango... Maybe you should look into Momma buying you this:

http://images.buzzillions.com/images_customers/10/14/7628933_64830_full (dot) jpg

I think that is more your style!! :) And it's motorized!!!

What do you think??

Licks,
Kylie

ocmist said...

Mango, I just had an awful thought... What do you plan to do with all that gas AFTER the parade? I don't think I'd want to be in the State!!! I know a little Corgi fart can fill a whole room!

OC

Honey the Great Dane said...

Oh my God, Mango - this is the funniest post ever! That picture of you in the stroller is just priceless!!!!

Slobbers,
Honey the Great Dane