Isn't that just terrierable?
The poor thing. In order to ease the Monkey's transition into it's new life, I left him on the bookshelf with Hector in charge.
But when I came back to visit, I saw Hector in motion. Is he doing what I think he's doing?
Oh the horror! Hector Wheelie is humping the poor abused Monkey in a Box! Is there no end to the suffering?
I quickly rescued my now needing years of therapy Monkey and took him out on the observation deck. You can see I am comforting him by holding his little paw in my large and velvety mouth.
But, you know, the Mango can't be there all the time and no sooner did I turn my back, then the Pee-Wee made his move.
Stop it! You blasted Pee-Wee Midget Hump Meister!
I was dumbfounded when the horrible little pointy headed monster tried to give ME a talkin to!
Dumbfounded, I tell you.
You can only push the Mango so far. I am a gentle soul who is not prone to confrontation, but first seeing Hector messing about with my monkey and then the labradork and then having him all trash talking, well, dear readers, I am afraid I lost my temper.
WARNING! Biggyfying the picture below could cause permanent brain damage, not intended for doggies under the age of 17 months!
I warned you didn't I?
That put him in his place anyway.
As for me, I am going to have to keep the Monkey in the Box by my side at all times. I might never sleep again...
Mango Man! Oh yeah!
P.S. This just in! Scruffman and Stanny sent me this ACTUAL PHOTO of where the Lacie Beast is currently residing along with a nice note;
Yo Mango... ya mite need this pic we took to complete your postie...
It was hard to get Lacie in there, but our house has been much quieter since...
Barkin' at ya Mango...
Scruff and Stan
P.S. We'd appreciate if you DON'T let the Beast out... we fear for our lives...
Hey! Is that Miss Khyra on the front? Maybe she is the one that actually stuffed the beastie in.