Monday, May 11, 2009

Monkey Violation

Remember that Monkey in the Box that Lacie gave me for my birthday? Well apparently it was rescued from an abusive situation as you can see from this shocking movie that I discovered on the internets.





Isn't that just terrierable?


The poor thing. In order to ease the Monkey's transition into it's new life, I left him on the bookshelf with Hector in charge.




But when I came back to visit, I saw Hector in motion. Is he doing what I think he's doing?






Oh the horror! Hector Wheelie is humping the poor abused Monkey in a Box! Is there no end to the suffering?




I quickly rescued my now needing years of therapy Monkey and took him out on the observation deck. You can see I am comforting him by holding his little paw in my large and velvety mouth.





But, you know, the Mango can't be there all the time and no sooner did I turn my back, then the Pee-Wee made his move.




Stop it! You blasted Pee-Wee Midget Hump Meister!

I was dumbfounded when the horrible little pointy headed monster tried to give ME a talkin to!

Dumbfounded, I tell you.







You can only push the Mango so far. I am a gentle soul who is not prone to confrontation, but first seeing Hector messing about with my monkey and then the labradork and then having him all trash talking, well, dear readers, I am afraid I lost my temper.



WARNING! Biggyfying the picture below could cause permanent brain damage, not intended for doggies under the age of 17 months!



















I warned you didn't I?


That put him in his place anyway.

As for me, I am going to have to keep the Monkey in the Box by my side at all times. I might never sleep again...




Mango Man! Oh yeah!

P.S. This just in! Scruffman and Stanny sent me this ACTUAL PHOTO of where the Lacie Beast is currently residing along with a nice note;

Yo Mango... ya mite need this pic we took to complete your postie...
It was hard to get Lacie in there, but our house has been much quieter since...
Barkin' at ya Mango...
Scruff and Stan
P.S. We'd appreciate if you DON'T let the Beast out... we fear for our lives...
Hey! Is that Miss Khyra on the front? Maybe she is the one that actually stuffed the beastie in.

38 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

OH NO!

The Beast lives above ME?

Tank woo fur sharing!

Tank Dog and Praise Cheeses the Sokhk Monkey eskhaped such a noisy situation!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Abby said...

Hi, Mango...

Oh My...Remind me to never mess with your Monkey in the Box...You get pretty upset...

But, who could blme you...You can only tolerate so much...Right??

I really think they will be leaving your Monkey in the Box alone now...

Abby xxxooo

Peanut said...

Glad you rescued your poor monkey in a box from all of that awful treatment

Stella said...

Go gettum, Mango, if anyone misbehaves re your monkey, just put them in their place, wherever that is!

You looked so tough and cool showing all your toofies to PeeWee, I can bet he will leave you be!

I'm gonna talk to my Mom cuz I wouldn't mind having one of those Monkey Jumper dealies.

Kisses,
Stella

Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

Wow, your toys certainly live some life!!!!!!

I think I will have nightmares after reading about all their escapades!

Eric said...

Yep that cute sockie mokey needs to be a protected species. Unlike Lacie in the box, though she is sort of a one of a kind,her lid needs to be firmly shut and sat on Mango. Get to it huh?

Wiry wags Eric xx

Maggie and Mitch said...

Autumn says she can't believe that Hector would stoop so low! She has locked herself in her bedroom and won't come out!
We just LOVE your header photo!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

daisydog said...

OH MY! I think this post should be rated um, R! Poor monkey! Good thing you can proctect him from, well you know.

Dannan and The Girl said...

Mango, your fierce protection of the Monkey in the Box was totally justified! Is no monkey safe???

We also really liked the video of Baby Mango from the last post - you were ADORABLE!

Wroo!

Dozer and Coop said...

Good night! What is going on at your house and how do we stop it! That poor monkey!!

Dozer's Mother Nancy as she shields his corgi eyes so he does not get any ideas!

NORWOOD UNLEASHED said...

What What what is all the humping! A sock on a monkey??? In a box.? Sounds like a SNL skit. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg
Is this the dexter version!

Mango -sleep with one eye open! I couldn't watch the beat down.. I'm not that old.

Where do you do agility? I like jumping on things.
Norwood

Asta said...

Mango
I had to put my paws in fwont of my eyes and squint..it was the onliest way i could look at that fiewce pictowe of you . I don't think the monkey will have any mowe pwoblems wif youw pwotection.
I do think you should find a good psycho dogtow fow him though. I'm stoopified that Hectow would do that..I think you should take him to the dogtow, it's just so out of chawactew.. poow Autumn is now inconsolable.

I'm going to come and wescoo my BFF..if she snuffocates my oosooal mild mannew might tuwn into my evil self!
tentative smoochie kisses
ASTA

Pamela, Kira and Scampi said...

You better watch out for those terriers, Mango! They can be pretty fierce, as seen in your video of them terrorizing your poor little monkey. I am glad you are there to protect the monkey, but be careful of that Lacey in the box.
-Kira The beaWootiful

Mason Dixie said...

That poor sock monkey is going to need years and years of therapy. =)

Gus said...

Ah, Mango Man to the rescue again. Boy..I sure wonder how Scruff and Stan got Lacie in the box.

Gussie d

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

MMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

LETMEOUTNOWLETMEOUT...

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

(the rest of the shrieks and yaps are totally incomprehensible.....)

Lorenza said...

Poor Monkey!
Glad he has you Mango to protect him!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Yo Mango...strong work, Mango...keepin' that poor monkey away from the Humpmeister....had no idea Hector was so well hmmmm.....

I was NOT tryin' to destroy the monkey in the video...I was tryin' to rescue him from Lacie's shrieks...evidently she shattered the poor guys ear drummies...

That pic of you looks pawsitively fierce....bet Dexter turned and ran....

Need to go back to the Pens/Caps game....

It's been fabbers around here with Lacie in the box....

Barks...

Scruffman

Kirby said...

Mango,

I'm happy that you are taking such good care of your monkey. Poor guy, he's had such a rough time of it. I highly recommend that you keep Pee Wee away from him for good.

Your pal,
Kirby

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Wow. I'm REALLY glad that you live far enough away that I won't ever run into you in a dark alley - you are FUROCIOUS!!!! But you are so protective, too. I think I'll just make sure that I ALWAYS stay on your good side. (For the record, I'm still a puppy, so I can get a little goofy, but Mom showed me that picture of you, and I promise, if I EVER meet you, I'll be on my Bestest behavior!) But I am so in awe of how good you are with your toys. Yet again, you have shown how you are my hero, and how I REALLY hope that I grow up to be a Mango when I become a big dog! *kissey face - Fi*

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

BTW, I know I am technically too young to see the biggified picture, but my Mom was by me the entire time, and I was really brave. But you are really scary!!! (In a very cool way!)

Lucia said...

Ciao, il mio enorme amico!

I still sleep with my pink monkey -- the most beloved toy of my puppyhood -- every single night!! Monkeys are just special friends, so I can certainly understand why you are so protective of your little pal!

Tanti baci!
Lucia

Moco said...

Never, never, never mess with a man's monkey in the box.

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello mango its dennis the vizsla dog hay ummm that monkey luks a littel bit like the daynjerus and cunning monkey frum the not so faymus dokyoomentry monkeybone so i wood keep an eye on it if i wer yoo!!! ok bye

Joey said...

Too bad it's not Wordless Wednesday, because I'm speechless.

See ya!
Joey

Martha Basset said...

Hi Mango
What a very distressing post about the plight of that poor monkey.
We can see you are doing your best to offer a place of refuge but alarmed that further abuse is taking place!
Mango we are hoping you will use all of your relentlessy huge self to sort this situation out. That poor little monkey deserves to be safe.
It might help if Hector Wheelie went to the vet and got the ........well you being a man dog will know what!
Hector must control his urges.
You will soon sort Pee-Wee out.
You are now an official monkey protection officer Mango and we are relying on you.
love
Martha & Bailey xx

Allison (Dog Mom) said...

Ooh, da poor monkey! Keep him safe, Mango!

Wuv,
Gus and Waldo

DCampy34 said...

You poor boy mango - i have the same problem with my little sister sweetie - she has no respect for me or my stuffies - and then give me attitude.

No respect i tell you - tell me if you need help guarding the monkey me and MJ can come and help

DaWoodster

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Lacie pops up outta her box...

So...are ya really gonna do raisin removal on Hector Wheelie???

Wow...someone oughta do a post on that...

Honestly Mango, I think.....

SLAM.

Scruffy and Stan have heard enuff of the Lacie and well...

SHUT THE LID ON HER.

A few muffled screeches are heard faintly from inside.

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Hi Mango and Dexter, we made our moms proud and happy in the mommy's day, didn't we?
I regretted that I biggify the picture, now I can't sleep again, just like you had warned us about!

Amber and Nala said...

Oh that poor monkey....so glad you are there to protect it Mango! Only a job for the likes of yuo. :)

Nala

Brind'Amour said...

Mango,

Let me just say that a) that video should have been rated "M" and b)the double hump dance was quite alarming.

I didn't listen to your advise about biggyfying the picture and now I fear, I will never be the same. However, I respect the love you have for your stuffies.

Wiggles,
Brind'Amour

Tee said...

You're a hero Mango! A furry kind hearted, compassionate & handsome Mastiff!

Am sure monkey appreciates the rescue!

LIcks and Wags

The Dog Woods Pack

Joe Stains said...

omdog, talk about Pandora's box. Keep Lacie IN there! Anyway, your Poor Monkey has been through a lot. I am sure that he is very happy to be in your protection now after all of his suffering. I mean, he is so young and already been through so much!!

GSD Adventures said...

The poor monkey! You need to set of shifts to protect him!

Wags,
Pruett and Daphne

Agatha and Archie said...

WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARchie fainted flat out when he saw that pic...As he was coming to he was moaning That can't be sweet Mango the main man.........Whew DO NOT get on your bad side dude........Our respect has climbed up WAY high.......Love A+A as for that monkey video??? Hmmmmm looked like good terrier fun to us....

aninhas said...

:)
Mango what is hapen in your yard?
You need to save everyone lives :)
see you soon ;)


hugs and kisses from kikos world :)

Ludo van Doggy said...

Poooorrrr Monkey!