Friday, May 8, 2009

My Brother-in-Law is a Spy!

Momma and Master have been spending a lot of time in front of the picture box lately watching this show. It is all about spies and what not over in England. Big deal.

Sometimes I watch it with them, but I am not a big fan of TV shows.

But then whilst I was meditating in my yard I was suddenly wide awake with a horrible realization!

That dude on MI-5 looks just like...

My brother-in-law, Nate!

Holy crap! Do you think my sissy knows? She looks so innocent sitting there with him. To think he was right on my observation deck just two weeks ago. Did he plant listening devices on my estate knowing that a clever chap such as my large and astute self would one day suss out his secret identity?

Oh this explains so many things. It is all clear to the Mango now. Like why he speaks many languages. And not normal languages, either, but spy languages like Russian and Slovakian, and Whateverian.

And why he doesn't like his picture taken.

And why he is always going HERE to do "research."

And that would explain that whole "working on a Yale PhD" stuff too! I finally figured out what that means. You Are Lurking Everywhere, Politically Hot Deceiver! Yuh!

I bet even my nephew, Misha is involved!

What kind of name is Misha anyway? I'll tell you what! It's super spy code for My Indispensable Snooter Hound Accomplice. That's what!

What if he finds out that I know he's a spy? Will he have to do something to "keep me quiet?" This is most alarming!

What should I do? The Mango is beside himself with worry.

OK, I know, I won't tell anybody I know, right? Just play dumb. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Mango Man! Oh yeah!


Aniemother said...

Uh oh.. you just play innocent!


Joey said...

Mango, I don't think it's him. I think that TV guy is someone else. But that doesn't mean he isn't a spy. Maybe you should keep your eye on him. I don't know that I'd trust anyone who feeds their doggie beer.

See ya!

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

And woo do it SOOOOO furry well!


Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Definitely play dumb. The minute you let on that you know, you'll be on the run the whole time. And I think that would totally mess with your contemplative time.

Joe Stains said...

oooh you do NOT want to mess with those Russians, I have learned my lesson with that one. I cannot believe that he is a spy, he is in terrible danger. I agree that Mischa is probably not a normal dog, maybe a robot???

Jake of Florida said...

Yeah, don't tell anyone. Yeah, That's the ticket!!!!! Or if you do, try it in Whateverian!!!


Jake and Just Harry

Agatha and Archie said...

SSSHhhhhh lips sealed ,not a word with anyone,we think you are right. We watch this show with PL2 and we are SURE that is him.....In fact Agatha thinks she saw him hanging out outside of the FBI office.......Love your indercover square friends Q+Q

Abby said...

Hi, Mango...

That's right...Keep quiet...And, none of us will tell either...

Just make sure you watch what you are saying when you're on the Observation Deck...

Abby xxxooo

misskyliem said...

Hey Mango, maybe Misha was leaving "Special recording Pee" when you guys were having your Peeing contest!? Better sniff out the yard and make sure nothing remains... Ummm we don't watch it but I def smell something.... Oh wait, that's just my biscuit... BOL


PS- if you need some time to lay low undercover, he will never find you here, on the other side of 495!! BOL

Eric said...

Mango. Closer to the screen. Don't want any of them spies to see this message.That is indeed very scary. There is a lot of that spying going on. I'm wagging worried too. Never thought of it before but my kittie bro.... Crickey!! He must be a spy - he's a Russian Blue!! And before him Mom had another Russian Blue who's pee degree name was MISHA!!

GULP.Yeah playing dumb is best. But make sure you eat this message.....

Worried wags, Eric xxxx

daisydog said...

Mango, he will most likely recruit you to act as a double agent.

Liffey said...

Uh oh, if MI5 come and get ya can Dexter take over your blog!!!?

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello mango its dennis the vizsla dog hay dont wurry abowt those spies i am shoor yoo can tayk them if they try ennything yoo can just sit on them and render them helpless until james bond arrives!!! ok bye

GoldenSamantha said...

SSShhhhhh Mango - I wouldn't tell a soul and then you don't have to worry so much - don't get frantic - in fact, why don't you sick Peewee on him - Yeah!
Hugs xo

Dewey Dewster said...

Hey Mango...

Next time yer Bro-in-law stops by secretly plant a bug on 'em....'n then sit back and watch what happens......if he thinks he can outsmart you he's got another thing comin'.....

Dewey Dewster here....

Brind'Amour said...

Yeah Mango, all that does sound suspicious. I would play dumb and not say anything! All that terminology like PhD and stuff, it's all code for something else. Be very careful!

PS - I didn't want to put my real name in case he's really a spy!

Rocky Creek Scotties and Java said...

Hey Mango Man, be careful.

We'll watch your back.

Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Java

Suzuki said...

WOW! Nothing gets past the Mango Man! You are furry observant!
Big licks to you

Allison (Dog Mom) said...

Uh oh! Woo may have sed too much! Bee kareful, Mango!

Gus and Waldo

Land of Lincoln Labbies said...

Mango that's such a scary thought that he was right under your nose and you had no idea! We promise we won't tell your secret to anyone. Our paws are crossed...

Lorenza said...

Hi, Mango!
Whateverian??? OMD! He must be a spy!
And Misha too!
Be careful!
Kisses and hugs

MJ's doghouse said...

oh better pack your bags and come on to canada

wally said...

Oh Mango. This is most troubling. I would play dumb and hungry. Eating a lot will distract you from your worries.

wally t.

Martha Basset said...

Thank goodness we are back!!! What a dilemma! It will be hard for you to play dumb cos you are such a conscientious dog. You may have to tell someone to share the burden - this is too much responsibility for you. Who can you trust?
This is a situation where you will have to be very careful - some humans will already be in on this.
We dont want you worrying - our advice is share the burden. Goodness we are now worried with you........
Well at least you have shared it with the dog blogging world so we could form a canine defence team. After all we are spread all over the globe.
That's it - we will all start sniffing about and get back to you.
Dont worry Mango you have friends who will help you.
Martha & Bailey xx

Niamh said...

Good for you to discover this Mango. You never know what those spies could be up to. I hope he doesn't try to use your estate in some super secret plot. Take care.

Your friend,


Mango is your entire existence a lie.. a cover-up.. maybe your real name is Vladislav - Slavic - A glorious ruler over the people.

Hmmm.. just play dumb.

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Oh Mango you really have some pondering to do. You should just say nothing plead the 5th...

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

dewdana said...

You really have to watch those PhDs, I would not turn your back on them for sure. I bet you could squeeze Misha for some info... looks like he has a bit of a drinking problem any way!

Amber and Nala said...

Oh No, this is concerning Mango but you are the dog to handle it! Just play it cool and uncover all of his secrets and then bust him! You can do it!


aninhas said...

Mango you look like so tired :D
Need a bone to relax and recover the mind ?
In that photos you look like a detective :D

hugs and kisses from kikos world

Heather and Pumpkin said...

Hi Mango,

I am quite an expert on spies as I watch Alias all the time. Does Nate change outfits a lot? Have a large wig and glasses collection? These are the symptoms of being a spy. You might want to sniff his luggage - or better yet make Pee Wee sniff it.


Kodak the Eskie said...

LOL! You are the next Sherlock Holmes! I do think you are on to something. Don't worry, I won't blow your cover.

Hugs, Kodak

River said...

What an amazing discovery! If you have to leave suddenly you can come south and hide out here. We live deep in the woods. Just don't accidentally woof DAZVEEDANYA around him.

love & wags,

Technodoll said...

OK mango my man, we've missed you! And we missed your mug! Can't believe it's been so long your muzzle has gone gray :-o

Mom's as shocked as we are, she says I'm an old man too now cuz my face went white the past few months. Huh. Must be a big dude thing.

Keep on rockin'!

Your buddies,

D&M xoxo

Dozer and Coop said...

I'd be packing my bags buddy. You are going to have to go into the "witless protection program" or he is going to chase you down like they do in James Bond movies. Throw Dexter in his path and make a run for it.

We have really enjoyed knowing you. Good luck and...well, good-0bye unless you are really good at hiding.

Love, Dozer, Dottie and Cooper

DCampy34 said...

Wow Mango thats deep - you better be careful - if you need you can come visit us in NYC - there are alot of people and dogs here it will be easy to blend it.

Woodorw, Sweetie, MJ