Monday, June 1, 2009

Big Equipment Shopping

There have been some negative comments regarding my consumption of the most yummers foodables that Pee-Wee brought home from his big adventure on Sunday.

What can I say?

My mouth was there, it was open, they fell in. End of story.

Master is quite excited because it is time to shop for the big manly machines that will go inside the barn.

Stuff like Table Saws and Drill Presses and Mortisers!

I figured I would help since I am a big he-dog who knows a good machine when he sees one. Besides, we get lots of catalogs in the mail full of cool doggie stuff, so I was keen to point him in the direction of any Mastiff friendly tools that might be available.

Much to my consternation, rather than inspiring chest pounding declarations such as "look at the size of my tool" I found the whole exercise rather dull.

I mean, come on, this one is even called a Boring Machine.

I couldn't agree more.

Mango Man! Oh yeah!


Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I pawed NONE of the negative khomments about the khookies that happened to end up in your handsome tummy!

After all, woo have not earned the right to use the initials SKhDIPM like PeeWee did!

Woo deserve treats fur that!

PeeEssWoo: Hope Master finds the toys he needs fur the barn!

Gus said...

there are tools called Awww Grrrs too. Any of those in your catalogue?

gussie d

Stella said...

OK, Mango, check out the Aww Grrs and see what else you can find that would be suitable for a handsome prince like you. Maybe you would like a grinder, that would remind you of a sandwich and make you feel happy.


Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Someone posted yesterday that SOMEPUP was

"super cracker dog insane pulling monster"


Miss Khyra

GoldenSamantha said...

Dear Mango,
I know I probably shouldn't address Dexter's heroic walk yesterday, but I missed it and wanted to send congrats for raising so much moola for orphan dogs! Good on you Dexter!

And Mango - interesting how the umm - yummables ended up in your maw? I'm sure they were super delish! I don't really know about tools or anything, but aw grrrs and rrow-trrrs and something about crow-brrrs sound "bore-ing" to me. But hope you get a manly tool for yourself, Mango. My mom was interested to hear about her brother who mountaineers. My mom likes to climb, but poopy scared to mountaineer! You are all a very interesting family!
Hugs xo,

Lorenza said...

So, regarding to the treats you were in the right place at the right moment??

Kisses and hugs

Joe Stains said...

I think you should forget the tools and turn the barn into a sausage making factory. Or a car cookie bakery??

MJ's doghouse said...

wow mango and big tools...two of my favorite things....i think your dad would cherish all of your help Mango....

pam said...

I'm sorry Mango but most machines are boring to me.


Brind'Amour said...

Hey Mango,

As far as the treats go... you were there, they were there, what can I say? It's all about being in the right place at the right time. And, um, those tools and things....b-o-r-i-n-g is right.



Hey Mango!
I'm seeing a trend here. Large Barn, Large tools, and relentlessly huge animal! Hmm.. can I see a picture of master's hands? It may confirm a thought.

Hee just kidding. I posted more photos from the paws event.. come check it out.


Holly and Khady said...

I could chew those books up for you if you want.

Khady Lynn

Lacy said...

w00fs, me likes that idea Joey had of a cookie barn...

b safe,

Tom, Tama-Chan and Sei-Chan said...

Heavy-duty guy bonding stuff....

Maggie and Mitch said...

Our dad and your dad would have the best time comparing notes on which brands are the very best for large toys/tools!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Bae Bae said...

Woh that machine looks complicated. Are you building a cookie factory??

~ Bae

Rocky Creek Scotties and Java said...

We know your Dad would welcome your help - just try to refrain for making 'marks' on the pages you don't want to forget.

Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Java

Heather and Pumpkin said...

When I saw the title of your post Mango I thought you were getting extra big agilities equipment. But maybe your master could build you some after he gets his giant tools.


Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

Mango, it's too bad your Master isn't in Georgia. Our dad will be selling all his woodworking tools, soon! We hope you picked him out some cool tools!

Poppy, Penny & Patches

Mack said...

I totally understand about the pee wee treats. I have the biggest mouth of all my sibs, and, well, things happen.

Maybe your dad will teach you how to use those cool tools!

Martha Basset said...

Mango - a bit dog like you need his cookies - and lots of them!
We would hate you to fade away to a mere shadow of your self.
We are still smiling at your new header!
We are really excited about all the man toys about to be purchased! Your dad is going to have sooooo much fun.
Martha & Bailey xx

Ludo van Doggy said...

My mum uses some manly tool things to chop up my frozen meat. She uses a hack saw, and a chisel and hammer. Do you have any of those?
~lickies, Ludo

Anonymous said...

Congratulations, Dexter, on raising so much money to help doggies in need. It looks like it was a great event, and I think it was nice of you to share the treats you got with Mango since he didn't get to go. It sounds like the barn is coming along great!

See ya!

Owner of Storm and Jackal said...

Yup, Mango, human magazines are boring. That's why I go for the Foster and Smith catalog. Lots of drool-worthy stuff in there.


Sunny,Scooter,Jamie said...

Mango! How you doing, relentlessly huge? I second or maybe third the shop could be a dog treat factory that made huge treats!
But he will probably get those boring tools -literally boring. Just hope he doesn't get a jack hammer. It doesn't look like a hammer, doesn't anser to the name Jack, but makes horrible loud noise, and tears up really hard stuff. UGH
Scooter is finally coming home he says.
Good job little Dex-tho you are not so little for a labradude, you always will be in comparioson to the Huge Mango. Sorry bud.

Aniemother said...

Tee hee... Now who would want a boring machine?


Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Hey if the treats are there, and your mouth is there, well, Gravity Happens. *kissey face* - Fi

The 'splorin' Wolfies said...

we love how you explain yourself, then move on to the next topic. HAHAHA!!! we love how you are looking at the catalog too--HAHAHAHAHA!!! you are so funny Mango

Nibbles Treats said...

Boys and their tools... girls just don't get it.

Oscar and Tucker
(Tinkerbell too)

The OP Pack said...

We would find that big machine shopping rather dull too, how about a catalog with stuff for US???

Thanks, Khyra, for that explanation, we were wondering what those letters were all about.

Woos, the OP Pack

Eric said...

Shame about the tools Mango - not even a monkey wrenches??? Haaaaa!!!

Tell Dexter fabbie job on raising all that money and wowo meeting Mr Biserko too - pawsome.

Wiry wags, Eric xxxx

Maverick the Pirate said...

Harrrrrr Mango
that looks like the best thing to get Harrrr.
Cap'n maverick the Pirate

Niamh said...

Boys and their toys! Looking at tools is like watching cement set. Glad you got some of the yummy treats.

Your friend,

Amber and Nala said...

I agree....Boring machines are boring. ;) Great new header...was the squirt pretending to be big and tough?? I bet you put him in his place. :)


Life With Dogs said...

I think you are big enough to eat whatever you'd like, without any worry that one of us will get in your way!

Moco said...

Do any of those machine give you treats? Enough said!

DCampy34 said...

I Agree you were there right place right time - and Pee Wee should share

Good luck tool shopping

Woodrow Sweetie MJ

Dennis the Vizsla said...

Your dad should get a Riveting Machine instead!

Agatha and Archie said...

Well after reading everyone else's witty tool sayings we are speechless.... can't top them.... For once WE ARE SPEECHLESS!! Love and kisses A+A ps Tom Brady is back big time....

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

What no Mastif caves for the new barn. Where are those catalogs?

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Sophie Brador said...

Be the machine, Mango. Be the machine.


Brodie and Ailsa said...

Tools boring, Buts big huge marrow bones, we can chomp an chomp but Human with a saw tool can saw it in the middle and then ya have a real yummy eatable marrow yo can get to. You just got to train them right so theys do what you want, make sure he gets a saw.