My plan to wake Momma up earlier so that she would have more time to play with me in the morning totally back fired. I gave her the old snooter in the face as soon as the sun started coming up around 4:30 AM for the past couple of days.
But instead of being grateful and taking me for longer walkies, she was actually grouchy and our walks were shorter and slower because she said she was depraved from lack of sleep (which is odd because she is always talking about how she falls asleep during meetings at work so its not like she doesn't get naps).
But I decided the best plan was to let the lazy thing lie in bed until almost 6:00 AM! But then she still complained because she said she couldn't sleep with me staring at her. I can't win.
The good news is that I just found out that Momma is staying home from work the whole week which means more time for ME! In fact tomorrow we are going to a special private agilities class. That makes me really happy because I don't get enough ring time in our normal class.
I plan on going over the A-frame about 246 times. Yesterday I was very disappointed at agilities because they hid the A-frame and I spent almost all class working on weave poles. BORING!
We took a movie on walkies this morning. It is a long movie with lots of boring parts, but you should watch it because you will witness the new torture "game" that I have been forced to play called "leave it." You will also see how clever I am about looking extra cute the closer we get towards home so that Momma forgets all about the TOTAL INSANE PULLING CRACKER DOG that I was in the beginning (before we took the movie).
You can watch by clicking here.
Did you see that weird thing I found on walkies? Momma said it is a horseshoe crab and has no business being this far from the ocean. Maybe aliens dropped it. I was understandably cautious.
Naturally, when we arrived back on the estate it was time for me to exercise the Relentlessly Huge.
Run, you beast, run!
I have to let him catch me sometimes.
Can you believe this? I think we played for about 30 seconds and next thing I know he is doing a standing meditation.
Hello? Anybody home?
Rats! Looks like somebody was messing with my Frisbee while I was walking and now it doesn't fly right.
I loved that Frisbee!
Now I know there are a lot of contests going on for sleeping and meditating and placing paws and whatever and I didn't really feel like participating, but Momma started bugging me when I was taking a nap.
What is it? Can't you see that I am comfy on my couch?
Oh bother, paw placement, what is that about? Here, are they placed enough for you?
How about this? You can call it "paw placed in the air now get out of my face."
ENOUGH! Put that flashy thing away and let me rest my labraself!